Make sure when she scratches that back of yours to watch for them gorged bloody ticks. She has to use the old match trick, sport!<quoted text>
Go wash your face. There is still some egg on it.
You are well beyond the age for any float. Well, maybe one for AARP. Still desperately trying to be young, huh? Do you even hear the snickers of the people behind you when you go out in public in those skinny jeans? Believe me, men do notice. But their reaction isn't what you are hoping for.
Thank God, my wife isn't vain like you. Well, she does like having her nails done on a weekly bases. But I can't blame her. She has beautiful long, tapered fingers with long nails. Love it when she scratches my back.
BTW. Who is scratching your husbands back these days?
Heres some tips....
THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL [m]
THE BLOODHOUND GANG