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#102467 Mar 7, 2013
From West Egg came the Poles and the Mulreadys and Cecil Roebuck and Cecil Schoen and Gulick the state senator and Newton Orchid, who controlled Films Par Excellence, and Eckhaust and Clyde Cohen and Don S. Schwartze (the son) and Arthur McCarty, all connected with the movies in one way or another. And the Catlips and the Bembergs and G. Earl Muldoon, brother to that Muldoon who afterward strangled his wife. Da Fontano the promoter came there, and Ed Legros and James B.(Rot-Gut.) Ferret and the De Jongs and Ernest Lilly they came to gamble, and when Ferret wandered into the garden it meant he was cleaned out and Associated Traction would have to fluctuate profitably next day.
A man named Klipspringer was there so often and so long that he became known as the boarder. I doubt if he had any other home. Of theatrical people there were Gus Waize and Horace Odonavan and Lester Meyer and George Duckweed and Francis Bull. Also from New York were the Chromes and the Backhyssons and the Dennickers and Russel Betty and the Corrigans and the Kellehers and the Dewars and the Scullys and S. W. Belcher and the Smirkes and the young Quinns, divorced now, and Henry L. Palmetto, who killed himself by jumping in front of a subway train in Times Square.
Benny McClenahan arrived always with four girls. They were never quite the same ones in physical person, but they were so identical one with another that it inevitably seemed they had been there before. I have forgotten their names Jaqueline, I think, or else Consuela, or Gloria or Judy or June, and their last names were either the melodious names of flowers and months or the sterner ones of the great American capitalists whose cousins, if pressed, they would confess themselves to be.
#102468 Mar 7, 2013
In addition to all these I can remember that Faustina Obrien came there at least once and the Baedeker girls and young Brewer, who had his nose shot off in the war, and Mr. Albrucksburger and Miss Haag, his fiancee, and Ardita Fitz-Peters and Mr. P. Jewett, once head of the American Legion, and Miss Claudia Hip, with a man reputed to be her chauffeur, and a prince of something, whom we called Duke, and whose name, if I ever knew it, I have forgotten.
All these people came to Gatsbys house in the summer.
At nine oclock, one morning late in July, Gatsbys gorgeous car lurched up the rocky drive to my door and gave out a burst of melody from its three-noted horn. It was the first time he had called on me, though I had gone to two of his parties, mounted in his hydroplane, and, at his urgent invitation, made frequent use of his beach.
Good morning, old sport. Youre having lunch with me to-day and I thought wed ride up together.
He was balancing himself on the dashboard of his car with that resourcefulness of movement that is so peculiarly American that comes, I suppose, with the absence of lifting work or rigid sitting in youth and, even more, with the formless grace of our nervous, sporadic games. This quality was continually breaking through his punctilious manner in the shape of restlessness. He was never quite still; there was always a tapping foot somewhere or the impatient opening and closing of a hand
#102469 Mar 7, 2013
He saw me looking with admiration at his car.
Its pretty, isnt it, old sport? He jumped off to give me a better view.Havent you ever seen it before?
Id seen it. Everybody had seen it. It was a rich cream color, bright with nickel, swollen here and there in its monstrous length with triumphant hat-boxes and supper-boxes and tool-boxes, and terraced with a labyrinth of wind-shields that mirrored a dozen suns. Sitting down behind many layers of glass in a sort of green leather conservatory, we started to town.
I had talked with him perhaps half a dozen times in the past month and found, to my disappointment, that he had little to say: So my first impression, that he was a person of some undefined consequence, had gradually faded and he had become simply the proprietor of an elaborate road-house next door.
And then came that disconcerting ride. We hadnt reached West Egg village before Gatsby began leaving his elegant sentences unfinished and slapping himself indecisively on the knee of his caramel-colored suit.
Look here, old sport, he broke out surprisingly.Whats your opinion of me, anyhow? A little overwhelmed, I began the generalized evasions which that question deserves.
#102470 Mar 7, 2013
Well, Im going to tell you something about my life, he interrupted.I dont want you to get a wrong idea of me from all these stories you hear.
So he was aware of the bizarre accusations that flavored conversation in his halls.
Ill tell you Gods truth. His right hand suddenly ordered divine retribution to stand by.I am the son of some wealthy people in the Middle West all dead now. I was brought up in America but educated at Oxford, because all my ancestors have been educated there for many years. It is a family tradition.
He looked at me sideways and I knew why Jordan Baker had believed he was lying. He hurried the phrase educated at Oxford, or swallowed it, or choked on it, as though it had bothered him before. And with this doubt, his whole statement fell to pieces, and I wondered if there wasnt something a little sinister about him, after all.
What part of the Middle West? I inquired casually.
My family all died and I came into a good deal of money.
His voice was solemn, as if the memory of that sudden extinction of a clan still haunted him. For a moment I suspected that he was pulling my leg, but a glance at him convinced me otherwise.
After that I lived like a young rajah in all the capitals of Europe Paris, Venice, Rome collecting jewels, chiefly rubies, hunting big game, painting a little, things for myself only, and trying to forget something very sad that had happened to me long ago.
With an effort I managed to restrain my incredulous laughter. The very phrases were worn so threadbare that they evoked no image except that of a turbaned character leaking sawdust at every pore as he pursued a tiger through the Bois de Boulogne.
#102471 Mar 7, 2013
Then came the war, old sport. It was a great relief, and I tried very hard to die, but I seemed to bear an enchanted life. I accepted a commission as first lieutenant when it began. In the Argonne Forest I took two machine-gun detachments so far forward that there was a half mile gap on either side of us where the infantry couldnt advance. We stayed there two days and two nights, a hundred and thirty men with sixteen Lewis guns, and when the infantry came up at last they found the insignia of three German divisions among the piles of dead. I was promoted to be a major, and every Allied government gave me a decoration even Montenegro, little Montenegro down on the Adriatic Sea!
Little Montenegro! He lifted up the words and nodded at them with his smile. The smile comprehended Montenegros troubled history and sympathized with the brave struggles of the Montenegrin people. It appreciated fully the chain of national circumstances which had elicited this tribute from Montenegros warm little heart. My incredulity was submerged in fascination now; it was like skimming hastily through a dozen magazines.
He reached in his pocket, and a piece of metal, slung on a ribbon, fell into my palm.
Thats the one from Montenegro.
To my astonishment, the thing had an authentic look.
Orderi di Danilo, ran the circular legend,Montenegro, Nicolas Rex.
Major Jay Gatsby, I read,For Valour Extraordinary.
Heres another thing I always carry. A souvenir of Oxford days. It was taken in Trinity Quad the man on my left is now the Earl of Dorcaster.
#102472 Mar 7, 2013
It was a photograph of half a dozen young men in blazers loafing in an archway through which were visible a host of spires. There was Gatsby, looking a little, not much, younger with a cricket bat in his hand.
Then it was all true. I saw the skins of tigers flaming in his palace on the Grand Canal; I saw him opening a chest of rubies to ease, with their crimson-lighted depths, the gnawings of his broken heart.
Im going to make a big request of you to-day, he said, pocketing his souvenirs with satisfaction,so I thought you ought to know something about me. I didnt want you to think I was just some nobody. You see, I usually find myself among strangers because I drift here and there trying to forget the sad thing that happened to me. He hesitated.Youll hear about it this afternoon.
No, this afternoon. I happened to find out that youre taking Miss Baker to tea.
Do you mean youre in love with Miss Baker?
No, old sport, Im not. But Miss Baker has kindly consented to speak to you about this matter.
I hadnt the faintest idea what this matter was, but I was more annoyed than interested. I hadnt asked Jordan to tea in order to discuss Mr. Jay Gatsby. I was sure the request would be something utterly fantastic, and for a moment I was sorry Id ever set foot upon his overpopulated lawn.
He wouldnt say another word. His correctness grew on him as we neared the city. We passed Port Roosevelt, where there was a glimpse of red-belted ocean-going ships, and sped along a cobbled slum lined with the dark, undeserted saloons of the faded-gilt nineteen-hundreds. Then the valley of ashes opened out on both sides of us, and I had a glimpse of Mrs. Wilson straining at the garage pump with panting vitality as we went by.
With fenders spread like wings we scattered light through half Long Island City only half, for as we twisted among the pillars of the elevated I heard the familiar jug jug spat! of a motorcycle, and a frantic policeman rode alongside.
All right, old sport, called Gatsby. We slowed down. Taking a white card from his wallet, he waved it before the mans eyes.
Right you are, agreed the policeman, tipping his cap.Know you next time, Mr. Gatsby. Excuse me!
What was that? I inquired.
The picture of Oxford?
I was able to do the commissioner a favor once, and he sends me a Christmas card every year.
#102473 Mar 7, 2013
Over the great bridge, with the sunlight through the girders making a constant flicker upon the moving cars, with the city rising up across the river in white heaps and sugar lumps all built with a wish out of non-olfactory money. The city seen from the Queensboro Bridge is always the city seen for the first time, in its first wild promise of all the mystery and the beauty in the world.
A dead man passed us in a hearse heaped with blooms, followed by two carriages with drawn blinds, and by more cheerful carriages for friends. The friends looked out at us with the tragic eyes and short upper lips of southeastern Europe, and I was glad that the sight of Gatsbys splendid car was included in their sombre holiday. As we crossed Blackwells Island a limousine passed us, driven by a white chauffeur, in which sat three modish negroes, two bucks and a girl. I laughed aloud as the yolks of their eyeballs rolled toward us in haughty rivalry.
Anything can happen now that weve slid over this bridge, I thought; anything at all....
Even Gatsby could happen, without any particular wonder.
Roaring noon. In a well-fanned Forty-second Street cellar I met Gatsby for lunch. Blinking away the brightness of the street outside, my eyes picked him out obscurely in the anteroom, talking to another man.
Mr. Carraway, this is my friend Mr. Wolfsheim.
A small, flat-nosed Jew raised his large head and regarded me with two fine growths of hair which luxuriated in either nostril. After a moment I discovered his tiny eyes in the half-darkness.
So I took one look at him, said Mr. Wolfsheim, shaking my hand earnestly,and what do you think I did?
What? I inquired politely.
But evidently he was not addressing me, for he dropped my hand and covered Gatsby with his expressive nose.
#102474 Mar 7, 2013
I handed the money to Katspaugh and I said:all right, Katspaugh, dont pay him a penny till he shuts his mouth. He shut it then and there.
Gatsby took an arm of each of us and moved forward into the restaurant, whereupon Mr. Wolfsheim swallowed a new sentence he was starting and lapsed into a somnambulatory abstraction.
Highballs? asked the head waiter.
This is a nice restaurant here, said Mr. Wolfsheim, looking at the Presbyterian nymphs on the ceiling.But I like across the street better!
Yes, highballs, agreed Gatsby, and then to Mr. Wolfsheim:Its too hot over there.
Hot and small yes, said Mr. Wolfsheim,but full of memories.
What place is that? I asked.
The old Metropole.
The old Metropole, brooded Mr. Wolfsheim gloomily.Filled with faces dead and gone. Filled with friends gone now forever. I cant forget so long as I live the night they shot Rosy Rosenthal there. It was six of us at the table, and Rosy had eat and drunk a lot all evening. When it was almost morning the waiter came up to him with a funny look and says somebody wants to speak to him outside.All right, says Rosy, and begins to get up, and I pulled him down in his chair.
Let the bastards come in here if they want you, Rosy, but dont you, so help me, move outside this room.
It was four oclock in the morning then, and if wed of raised the blinds wed of seen daylight.
Did he go? I asked innocently.
Sure he went. Mr. Wolfsheims nose flashed at me indignantly.He turned around in the door and says:Dont let that waiter take away my coffee! Then he went out on the sidewalk, and they shot him three times in his full belly and drove away.
Four of them were electrocuted, I said, remembering.
Five, with Becker. His nostrils turned to me in an interested way.I understand youre looking for a business gonnegtion.
The juxtaposition of these two remarks was startling. Gatsby answered for me:
Oh, no, he exclaimed,this isnt the man.
#102475 Mar 7, 2013
No? Mr. Wolfsheim seemed disappointed.
This is just a friend. I told you wed talk about that some other time.
I beg your pardon, said Mr. Wolfsheim,I had a wrong man.
A succulent hash arrived, and Mr. Wolfsheim, forgetting the more sentimental atmosphere of the old Metropole, began to eat with ferocious delicacy. His eyes, meanwhile, roved very slowly all around the room he completed the arc by turning to inspect the people directly behind. I think that, except for my presence, he would have taken one short glance beneath our own table.
Look here, old sport, said Gatsby, leaning toward me,Im afraid I made you a little angry this morning in the car.
There was the smile again, but this time I held out against it.
I dont like mysteries, I answered.And I dont understand why you wont come out frankly and tell me what you want. Why has it all got to come through Miss Baker?
Oh, its nothing underhand, he assured me.Miss Bakers a great sportswoman, you know, and shed never do anything that wasnt all right.
Suddenly he looked at his watch, jumped up, and hurried from the room, leaving me with Mr. Wolfsheim at the table.
He has to telephone, said Mr. Wolfsheim, following him with his eyes.Fine fellow, isnt he? Handsome to look at and a perfect gentleman.
Hes an Oggsford man.
He went to Oggsford College in England. You know Oggsford College?
Ive heard of it.
Its one of the most famous colleges in the world.
Have you known Gatsby for a long time? I inquired.
Several years, he answered in a gratified way.I made the pleasure of his acquaintance just after the war. But I knew I had discovered a man of fine breeding after I talked with him an hour. I said to myself:Theres the kind of man youd like to take home and introduce to your mother and sister.. He paused.I see youre looking at my cuff buttons. I hadnt been looking at them, but I did now.
They were composed of oddly familiar pieces of ivory.
Finest specimens of human molars, he informed me.
Well! I inspected them.Thats a very interesting idea.
Yeah. He flipped his sleeves up under his coat.Yeah, Gatsbys very careful about women. He would never so much as look at a friends wife.
When the subject of this instinctive trust returned to the table and sat down Mr. Wolfsheim drank his coffee with a jerk and got to his feet.
#102476 Mar 7, 2013
I have enjoyed my lunch, he said,and Im going to run off from you two young men before I outstay my welcome.
Dont hurry, Meyer, said Gatsby, without enthusiasm. Mr. Wolfsheim raised his hand in a sort of benediction.
Youre very polite, but I belong to another generation, he announced solemnly.You sit here and discuss your sports and your young ladies and your He supplied an imaginary noun with another wave of his hand.As for me, I am fifty years old, and I wont impose myself on you any longer.
As he shook hands and turned away his tragic nose was trembling. I wondered if I had said anything to offend him.
He becomes very sentimental sometimes, explained Gatsby.This is one of his sentimental days. Hes quite a character around New York a denizen of Broadway.
Who is he, anyhow, an actor?
Meyer Wolfsheim? No, hes a gambler. Gatsby hesitated, then added coolly:Hes the man who fixed the Worlds Series back in 1919.
Fixed the Worlds Series? I repeated.
The idea staggered me. I remembered, of course, that the Worlds Series had been fixed in 1919, but if I had thought of it at all I would have thought of it as a thing that merely happened, the end of some inevitable chain. It never occurred to me that one man could start to play with the faith of fifty million people with the single-mindedness of a burglar blowing a safe.
How did he happen to do that? I asked after a minute.
He just saw the opportunity.
Why isnt he in jail?
They cant get him, old sport. Hes a smart man.
I insisted on paying the check. As the waiter brought my change I caught sight of Tom Buchanan across the crowded room.
Come along with me for a minute, I said; Ive got to say hello to some one. When he saw us Tom jumped up and took half a dozen steps in our direction.
Whereve you been? he demamded eagerly.Daisys furious because you havent called up.
This is Mr. Gatsby, Mr. Buchanan.
They shook hands briefly, and a strained, unfamiliar look of embarrassment came over Gatsbys face.
Howve you been, anyhow? demanded Tom of me.Howd you happen to come up this far to eat?
Ive been having lunch with Mr. Gatsby.
I turned toward Mr. Gatsby, but he was no longer there
#102477 Mar 7, 2013
One October day in nineteen-seventeen
(said Jordan Baker that afternoon, sitting up very straight on a straight chair in the tea-garden at the Plaza Hotel)
I was walking along from one place to another, half on the sidewalks and half on the lawns. I was happier on the lawns because I had on shoes from England with rubber nobs on the soles that bit into the soft ground. I had on a new plaid skirt also that blew a little in the wind, and whenever this happened the red, white, and blue banners in front of all the houses stretched out stiff and said tut-TUT-TUT-TUT, in a disapproving way.
The largest of the banners and the largest of the lawns belonged to Daisy Fays house. She was just eighteen, two years older than me, and by far the most popular of all the young girls in Louisville. She dressed in white, and had a little white roadster, and all day long the telephone rang in her house and excited young officers from Camp Taylor demanded the privilege of monopolizing her that night.Anyways, for an hour!
When I came opposite her house that morning her white roadster was beside the curb, and she was sitting in it with a lieutenant I had never seen before. They were so engrossed in each other that she didnt see me until I was five feet away.
Hello, Jordan, she called unexpectedly.Please come here.
I was flattered that she wanted to speak to me, because of all the older girls I admired her most. She asked me if I was going to the Red Cross and make bandages. I was. Well, then, would I tell them that she couldnt come that day? The officer looked at Daisy while she was speaking, in a way that every young girl wants to be looked at sometime, and because it seemed romantic to me I have remembered the incident ever since. His name was Jay Gatsby, and I didnt lay eyes on him again for over four years even after Id met him on Long Island I didnt realize it was the same man.
That was nineteen-seventeen. By the next year I had a few beaux myself, and I began to play in tournaments, so I didnt see Daisy very often. She went with a slightly older crowd when she went with anyone at all. Wild rumors were circulating about her how her mother had found her packing her bag one winter night to go to New York and say good-by to a soldier who was going overseas. She was effectually prevented, but she wasnt on speaking terms with her family for several weeks. After that she didnt play around with the soldiers any more, but only with a few flat-footed, short-sighted young men in town, who couldnt get into the army at all.
#102478 Mar 7, 2013
By the next autumn she was gay again, gay as ever. She had a debut after the Armistice, and in February she was presumably engaged to a man from New Orleans. In June she married Tom Buchanan of Chicago, with more pomp and circumstance than Louisville ever knew before. He came down with a hundred people in four private cars, and hired a whole floor of the Seelbach Hotel, and the day before the wedding he gave her a string of pearls valued at three hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
I was bridesmaid. I came into her room half an hour before the bridal dinner, and found her lying on her bed as lovely as the June night in her flowered dress and as drunk as a monkey. She had a bottle of Sauterne in one hand and a letter in the other.
Gratulate me, she muttered.Never had a drink before, but oh how I do enjoy it.
Whats the matter, Daisy?
#102479 Mar 7, 2013
I was scared, I can tell you; Id never seen a girl like that before.
Here, deares. She groped around in a waste-basket she had with her on the bed and pulled out the string of pearls.Take em down-stairs and give em back to whoever they belong to. Tell em all Daisys change her mine. Say:Daisys change her mine!.
She began to cry she cried and cried. I rushed out and found her mothers maid, and we locked the door and got her into a cold bath. She wouldnt let go of the letter. She took it into the tub with her and squeezed it up into a wet ball, and only let me leave it in the soap-dish when she saw that it was coming to pieces like snow.
But she didnt say another word. We gave her spirits of ammonia and put ice on her forehead and hooked her back into her dress, and half an hour later, when we walked out of the room, the pearls were around her neck and the incident was over. Next day at five oclock she married Tom Buchanan without so much as a shiver, and started off on a three months trip to the South Seas.
I saw them in Santa Barbara when they came back, and I thought Id never seen a girl so mad about her husband. If he left the room for a minute shed look around uneasily, and say:Wheres Tom gone? and wear the most abstracted expression until she saw him coming in the door. She used to sit on the sand with his head in her lap by the hour, rubbing her fingers over his eyes and looking at him with unfathomable delight. It was touching to see them together it made you laugh in a hushed, fascinated way. That was in August. A week after I left Santa Barbara Tom ran into a wagon on the Ventura road one night, and ripped a front wheel off his car. The girl who was with him got into the papers, too, because her arm was broken she was one of the chambermaids in the Santa Barbara Hotel.
The next April Daisy had her little girl, and they went to France for a year. I saw them one spring in Cannes, and later in Deauville, and then they came back to Chicago to settle down. Daisy was popular in Chicago, as you know. They moved with a fast crowd, all of them young and rich and wild, but she came out with an absolutely perfect reputation. Perhaps because she doesnt drink. Its a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your tongue, and, moreover, you can time any little irregularity of your own so that everybody else is so blind that they dont see or care. Perhaps Daisy never went in for amour at all and yet theres something in that voice of hers....
#102480 Mar 7, 2013
Well, about six weeks ago, she heard the name Gatsby for the first time in years. It was when I asked you do you remember? if you knew Gatsby in West Egg. After you had gone home she came into my room and woke me up, and said:What Gatsby? and when I described him I was half asleep she said in the strangest voice that it must be the man she used to know. It wasnt until then that I connected this Gatsby with the officer in her white car.
When Jordan Baker had finished telling all this we had left the Plaza for half an hour and were driving in a victoria through Central Park. The sun had gone down behind the tall apartments of the movie stars in the West Fifties, and the clear voices of girls, already gathered like crickets on the grass, rose through the hot twilight:
Im the Sheik of Araby.
Your love belongs to me.
At night when youre are asleep
Into your tent Ill creep
It was a strange coincidence, I said.
But it wasnt a coincidence at all.
Gatsby bought that house so that Daisy would be just across the bay.
Then it had not been merely the stars to which he had aspired on that June night. He came alive to me, delivered suddenly from the womb of his purposeless splendor.
He wants to know, continued Jordan,if youll invite Daisy to your house some afternoon and then let him come over.
The modesty of the demand shook me. He had waited five years and bought a mansion where he dispensed starlight to casual moths so that he could come over some afternoon to a strangers garden.
Did I have to know all this before he could ask such a little thing?
Hes afraid, hes waited so long. He thought you might be offended. You see, hes a regular tough underneath it all.
Something worried me.
Why didnt he ask you to arrange a meeting?
He wants her to see his house, she explained.And your house is right next door.
I think he half expected her to wander into one of his parties, some night, went on Jordan,but she never did. Then he began asking people casually if they knew her, and I was the first one he found. It was that night he sent for me at his dance, and you should have heard the elaborate way he worked up to it. Of course, I immediately suggested a luncheon in New York and I thought hed go mad:
I dont want to do anything out of the way! he kept saying.I want to see her right next door.
When I said you were a particular friend of Toms, he started to abandon the whole idea. He doesnt know very much about Tom, though he says hes read a Chicago paper for years just on the chance of catching a glimpse of Daisys name.
It was dark now, and as we dipped under a little bridge I put my arm around Jordans golden shoulder and drew her toward me and asked her to dinner. Suddenly I wasnt thinking of Daisy and Gatsby any more, but of this clean, hard, limited person, who dealt in universal scepticism, and who leaned back jauntily just within the circle of my arm. A phrase began to beat in my ears with a sort of heady excitement:There are only the pursued, the pursuing, the busy and the tired.
And Daisy ought to have something in her life, murmured Jordan to me.
Does she want to see Gatsby?
Shes not to know about it. Gatsby doesnt want her to know. Youre just supposed to invite her to tea.
We passed a barrier of dark trees, and then the facade of Fifty-ninth Street, a block of delicate pale light, beamed down into the park. Unlike Gatsby and Tom Buchanan, I had no girl whose disembodied face floated along the dark cornices and blinding signs, and so I drew up the girl beside me, tightening my arms. Her wan, scornful mouth smiled, and so I drew her up again closer, this time to my face.
#102481 Mar 7, 2013
When I came home to West Egg that night I was afraid for a moment that my house was on fire. Two oclock and the whole corner of the peninsula was blazing with light, which fell unreal on the shrubbery and made thin elongating glints upon the roadside wires. Turning a corner, I saw that it was Gatsbys house, lit from tower to cellar.
At first I thought it was another party, a wild rout that had resolved itself into hide-and-go-seek or sardines-in-the-box with all the house thrown open to the game. But there wasnt a sound. Only wind in the trees, which blew the wires and made the lights go off and on again as if the house had winked into the darkness. As my taxi groaned away I saw Gatsby walking toward me across his lawn.
Since: Dec 10
#102483 Mar 7, 2013
Those prone to such priorities might think that way.
A Most likely.
And here's another angle. With the way government fees are creeping up every year recreational shooters are under the hammer financially anyway lately.
What we are now discussing is Club-centered storage of guns and ammo, a practice very much against the experience and better judgment of serious and sensible sporting shooters.
It would expose their hard-earned and legally owned property to greatly increased risk. Should their compliance with this anti-gunner demanded foolishness backfire through burglary then they may encounter a second wave of attack
A: the fact that the majority of gun and sports clubs do not keep guns on site and so are never robbed as oposed to the extremely higher risk of keeping them at home where most guns are stolen from...where your families are exposed...I would go for storing them at the club...win, win......
... lack of insurance through prohibitive discrimination by Insurance Companies. All of this is too dopey for reasonable persons to even consider.
A: Insurance premiums go up on residential properties when guns are stolen from private residences.....Insurace companies will always make money....they get more from individual theft from private homes than a few gun clubs, so you are supporting them more by keeping your guns at home and if you have declared those guns you are paying more up front for your insurance eh.
Do you know any person of normal intelligence who would practice abysmal stupidity in order to appease abysmally stupid adversaries, when the only person who stands to lose is the appeaser?
A: Yes gun owners, more guns are stolen from private residences and yet they still keep storing them there, is that not the definition of abysmal stupidity Lammy?
Ahomana, at which point would you concede that some whom you debate might be privileged with a level of judgment at least equivalent to your own?:)
A: When every gun is prised from their cold dead hands,:)
#102484 Mar 7, 2013
He is in an American jail on a trumped up probation charge. He had been banned from using the internet for five years as part of his condition of probation. He was on probation for fraud.
#102486 Mar 7, 2013
Your place looks like the Worlds Fair, I said.
Does it? He turned his eyes toward it absently.I have been glancing into some of the rooms. Lets go to Coney Island, old sport. In my car.
Its too late.
Well, suppose we take a plunge in the swimming-pool? I havent made use of it all summer.
Ive got to go to bed.
He waited, looking at me with suppressed eagerness.
I talked with Miss Baker, I said after a moment.Im going to call up Daisy to-morrow and invite her over here to tea.
Oh, thats all right, he said carelessly.I dont want to put you to any trouble.
What day would suit you?
What day would suit you? he corrected me quickly.I dont want to put you to any trouble, you see.
How about the day after to-morrow? He considered for a moment. Then, with reluctance:
I want to get the grass cut, he said.
We both looked at the grass there was a sharp line where my ragged lawn ended and the darker, well-kept expanse of his began. I suspected that he meant my grass.
Theres another little thing, he said uncertainly, and hesitated.
Would you rather put it off for a few days? I asked.
Oh, it isnt about that. At least He fumbled with a series of beginnings.Why, I thought why, look here, old sport, you dont make much money, do you?
Not very much.
This seemed to reassure him and he continued more confidently.
I thought you didnt, if youll pardon my You see, I carry on a little business on the side, a sort of side line, you understand. And I thought that if you dont make very much Youre selling bonds, arent you, old sport?
Well, this would interest you. It wouldnt take up much of your time and you might pick up a nice bit of money. It happens to be a rather confidential sort of thing.
I realize now that under different circumstances that conversation might have been one of the crises of my life. But, because the offer was obviously and tactlessly for a service to be rendered, I had no choice except to cut him off there.
Ive got my hands full, I said.Im much obliged but I couldnt take on any more work.
You wouldnt have to do any business with Wolfsheim. Evidently he thought that I was shying away from the gonnegtion mentioned at lunch, but I assured him he was wrong. He waited a moment longer, hoping Id begin a conversation, but I was too absorbed to be responsive, so he went unwillingly home.
The evening had made me light-headed and happy; I think I walked into a deep sleep as I entered my front door. So I didnt know whether or not Gatsby went to Coney Island, or for how many hours he glanced into rooms while his house blazed gaudily on. I called up Daisy from the office next morning, and invited her to come to tea.
Dont bring Tom, I warned her.
Dont bring Tom.
Who is Tom? she asked innocently.
#102487 Mar 7, 2013
The day agreed upon was pouring rain. At eleven oclock a man in a raincoat, dragging a lawn-mower, tapped at my front door and said that Mr. Gatsby had sent him over to cut my grass. This reminded me that I had forgotten to tell my Finn to come back, so I drove into West Egg Village to search for her among soggy, whitewashed alleys and to buy some cups and lemons and flowers.
The flowers were unnecessary, for at two oclock a greenhouse arrived from Gatsbys, with innumerable receptacles to contain it. An hour later the front door opened nervously, and Gatsby, in a white flannel suit, silver shirt, and gold-colored tie, hurried in. He was pale, and there were dark signs of sleeplessness beneath his eyes.
Is everything all right? he asked immediately.
The grass looks fine, if thats what you mean.
What grass? he inquired blankly.Oh, the grass in the yard. He looked out the window at it, but, judging from his expression, I dont believe he saw a thing.
Looks very good, he remarked vaguely.One of the papers said they thought the rain would stop about four. I think it was the Journal. Have you got everything you need in the shape of of tea?
I took him into the pantry, where he looked a little reproachfully at the Finn. Together we scrutinized the twelve lemon cakes from the delicatessen shop.
Will they do? I asked.
Of course, of course! Theyre fine! and he added hollowly,... old sport.
The rain cooled about half-past three to a damp mist, through which occasional thin drops swam like dew. Gatsby looked with vacant eyes through a copy of Clays Economics, starting at the Finnish tread that shook the kitchen floor, and peering toward the bleared windows from time to time as if a series of invisible but alarming happenings were taking place outside. Finally he got up and informed me, in an uncertain voice, that he was going home.
Nobodys coming to tea. Its too late! He looked at his watch as if there was some pressing demand on his time elsewhere.I cant wait all day.
Dont be silly; its just two minutes to four.
He sat down miserably, as if I had pushed him, and simultaneously there was the sound of a motor turning into my lane. We both jumped up, and, a little harrowed myself, I went out into the yard.
Under the dripping bare lilac-trees a large open car was coming up the drive. It stopped. Daisys face, tipped sideways beneath a three-cornered lavender hat, looked out at me with a bright ecstatic smile.
Is this absolutely where you live, my dearest one?
The exhilarating ripple of her voice was a wild tonic in the rain. I had to follow the sound of it for a moment, up and down, with my ear alone, before any words came through. A damp streak of hair lay like a dash of blue paint across her cheek, and her hand was wet with glistening drops as I took it to help her from the car.
Are you in love with me, she said low in my ear,or why did I have to come alone?
Thats the secret of Castle Rackrent. Tell your chauffeur to go far away and spend an hour.
Come back in an hour, Ferdie. Then in a grave murmur:His name is Ferdie.
Does the gasoline affect his nose?
I dont think so, she said innocently.Why?
We went in. To my overwhelming surprise the living-room was deserted.
#102488 Mar 7, 2013
Well, thats funny, I exclaimed.
She turned her head as there was a light dignified knocking at the front door. I went out and opened it. Gatsby, pale as death, with his hands plunged like weights in his coat pockets, was standing in a puddle of water glaring tragically into my eyes.
With his hands still in his coat pockets he stalked by me into the hall, turned sharply as if he were on a wire, and disappeared into the living-room. It wasnt a bit funny. Aware of the loud beating of my own heart I pulled the door to against the increasing rain.
For half a minute there wasnt a sound. Then from the living-room I heard a sort of choking murmur and part of a laugh, followed by Daisys voice on a clear artificial note:I certainly am awfully glad to see you again.
A pause; it endured horribly. I had nothing to do in the hall, so I went into the room.
Gatsby, his hands still in his pockets, was reclining against the mantelpiece in a strained counterfeit of perfect ease, even of boredom. His head leaned back so far that it rested against the face of a defunct mantelpiece clock, and from this position his distraught eyes stared down at Daisy, who was sitting, frightened but graceful, on the edge of a stiff chair.
Weve met before, muttered Gatsby. His eyes glanced momentarily at me, and his lips parted with an abortive attempt at a laugh. Luckily the clock took this moment to tilt dangerously at the pressure of his head, whereupon he turned and caught it with trembling fingers, and set it back in place. Then he sat down, rigidly, his elbow on the arm of the sofa and his chin in his hand.
Im sorry about the clock, he said.
My own face had now assumed a deep tropical burn. I couldnt muster up a single commonplace out of the thousand in my head.
Its an old clock, I told them idiotically.
I think we all believed for a moment that it had smashed in pieces on the floor.
We havent met for many years, said Daisy, her voice as matter-of-fact as it could ever be.
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