Like peanut butter in a rat trap, a**hole.<quoted text>
Hey! Fluffy! Good to see you, son. How goes the egg-hunting? Come to think of it, you're unemployed aren't you? Otherwise what're you doing enjoying yourself in here all day? I was just takin' a little break from spreading carol's charms all over the internet. I can tell you that she'll be a busy girl if she shows up in North Dakota anytime soon.
Your preoccupation with Carol is at least remotely connected to employment, albeit somewhat perversely. She must dig at a sore that just won't seem to heal.