Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

There are 32098 comments on the CNN story from Oct 12, 2011, titled Who says Mormons aren't Christians?. In it, CNN reports that:

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“Mormons will brainwash you”

Since: Oct 12

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#17416 Oct 12, 2012
More crazy temple rituals that are so Christian everyone will agree. No more arguing! Lol

We will begin by making the Sign of the First Token of the Aaronic Priesthood. This is done by bringing the right arm to the square, the palm of the hand to the front, the fingers close together, and the thumb extended. This is the sign. The name of this token is the New Name received in the temple today.

We will now make the Sign of the Second Token of the Aaronic Priesthood. This sign is done by bringing the right hand in front of you with the hand in cupping shape, the right hand forming a square, and the left arm being raised to the square. This is the sign. The name of this token is your first given name if you are going through the temple for your own Endowment, or if you are going through for the dead, it is the first given name of the person for whom you are officiating.

We will now make the sign of the First Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood or Sign of the Nail. This is done by bringing the left hand in front of you with the hand in cupping shape, the left arm forming a square. The right hand is also brought forward, the palm down, the fingers close together with the thumb extended. This is the sign. The name of this Token is "the Son", meaning the Son of God.

We will now make the Sign of the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, the Patriarchal Grip, or Sure Sign of the Nail. This is done by raising both hands high above the head, and while lowering the hands repeating three times the words:

Oh God, hear the words of my mouth!

Oh God, hear the words of my mouth!

Oh God, hear the words of my mouth!

Since: Oct 12

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#17417 Oct 13, 2012
Who cares.

Since: May 10

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#17418 Oct 13, 2012
Gladiator76 wrote:
More crazy temple rituals that are so Christian everyone will agree. No more arguing! Lol
We will begin by making the Sign of the First Token of the Aaronic Priesthood. This is done by bringing the right arm to the square, the palm of the hand to the front, the fingers close together, and the thumb extended. This is the sign. The name of this token is the New Name received in the temple today.
We will now make the Sign of the Second Token of the Aaronic Priesthood. This sign is done by bringing the right hand in front of you with the hand in cupping shape, the right hand forming a square, and the left arm being raised to the square. This is the sign. The name of this token is your first given name if you are going through the temple for your own Endowment, or if you are going through for the dead, it is the first given name of the person for whom you are officiating.
We will now make the sign of the First Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood or Sign of the Nail. This is done by bringing the left hand in front of you with the hand in cupping shape, the left arm forming a square. The right hand is also brought forward, the palm down, the fingers close together with the thumb extended. This is the sign. The name of this Token is "the Son", meaning the Son of God.
We will now make the Sign of the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, the Patriarchal Grip, or Sure Sign of the Nail. This is done by raising both hands high above the head, and while lowering the hands repeating three times the words:
Oh God, hear the words of my mouth!
Oh God, hear the words of my mouth!
Oh God, hear the words of my mouth!
Enough of the stuff only Mormons care about....

Let's get to the important stuff EVERYONE cares about!

Like patting your head while rubbing your stomach..

..now try it while hopping on one foot...

Or here's an even better one:

Lift your right foot and swing it around in a clockwise circle....now draw the number six in the air with your right hand.....

...bwaaaahaaahaaahaaaahaa!
pearl

Salt Lake City, UT

#17419 Oct 13, 2012
Livinginthelandofcrazy wrote:
<quoted text>
YOU ARE SUCH AN F'NG LIER!!! That was a straight up copy and paste. You are a piece of SH!T who will do and say anything to sound credible. I wish I knew where you were so I could kick your F'NG ASS!!! Your not worth cat puke you slimy troll!
READ HERE! http://www.exmormon.org/mormon/mormon127.htm
NOW GO FCUK yourself!
So you want to kick his ass. Nothing original there. Do you think he's an animal also? Nothing new there either. Did you go on to correct his spelling? Of course you did. The fact that you would misspell the most commonly used word on this thread, and then go ahead and admonish someone else for a grammatical error, has become your petty way of releasing some frustration when you have nothing left. It's a pattern you use. Then you claim he has nothing original to say, when your standard comment about behind the couch with a uterus on the floor has become weary. You know nothing is sacred on this thread, just another footprint left over from your christian culture, of which you are a complete product of. And you guys are in charge

Since: Apr 12

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#17420 Oct 13, 2012
Livinginthelandofcrazy wrote:
<quoted text>
Apparently you missed something. Perhaps you should put the Friskies down, concentrate, and re read s.l.o.w.l.y. what I wrote. If you still can't understand, try to climb over your hoard and go to a neighbor who isn't high on meth and get them to read it to you.
I missed nothing when you said you hated the USA and wanted to see it sold down the river which is why you support Ryan/Romney/Antichrist 2012.

We all know what you are. LDS thinks that Romney the four time draft dodging yellow bellied coward pathologically lying tax dodging felon is the White Horse Prophecy come to life.

You know, where Mormon takes over the WH and proclaims that it is the official religion of the country. This is a believe long held by LDS. We all know it and so do you.

Stop hiding your America-hating plan under a rock.

Since: Apr 12

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#17421 Oct 13, 2012
not ashamed wrote:
<quoted text> No thanks, im not crazy or lonely.
You are crazy. Crazy people do not know they are crazy which is why they are crazy.

Since: Apr 12

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#17422 Oct 13, 2012
not ashamed wrote:
<quoted text> Just a few post up, you claimed it was YOUR sorry. You can't just change your mind about that simply because you were caught in a lie. If you are trying to convince others of the evils of mormonism, being truthful would be a better way to accomplish that.
Well, you finally admit that Mormonism is evil.

Good for you. May Romney rot in hell for trying to rob the US blind and destroy our great country in order to fatten his filthy Caymans bank account.

“I will not keep calm”

Since: Mar 08

Raise hell...change the world

#17423 Oct 13, 2012
OregonSUX wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, you finally admit that Mormonism is evil.
Good for you. May Romney rot in hell for trying to rob the US blind and destroy our great country in order to fatten his filthy Caymans bank account.
No that isnt what I said, but since I know you are challenged mentally, I will excuse your mistake.

“I will not keep calm”

Since: Mar 08

Raise hell...change the world

#17424 Oct 13, 2012
OregonSUX wrote:
<quoted text>
You are crazy. Crazy people do not know they are crazy which is why they are crazy.
You are ignorant. Which isnt an insult, just a fact.

Since: Sep 12

Ozark, MO

#17425 Oct 13, 2012
Cary L Nickel wrote:
<quoted text>Enough of the stuff only Mormons care about....

Let's get to the important stuff EVERYONE cares about!

Like patting your head while rubbing your stomach..

..now try it while hopping on one foot...

Or here's an even better one:

Lift your right foot and swing it around in a clockwise circle....now draw the number six in the air with your right hand.....

...bwaaaahaaahaaahaaaahaa!
Hahahahahaha!!! nice...

Since: Apr 12

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#17426 Oct 13, 2012
not ashamed wrote:
<quoted text> No that isnt what I said, but since I know you are challenged mentally, I will excuse your mistake.
You did say that Mormonism is evil. Stick to that line of thought, you may see the light of day yet in your sorry little life.

Since: Sep 12

Ozark, MO

#17427 Oct 13, 2012
pearl wrote:
<quoted text>So you want to kick his ass. Nothing original there. Do you think he's an animal also? Nothing new there either. Did you go on to correct his spelling? Of course you did. The fact that you would misspell the most commonly used word on this thread, and then go ahead and admonish someone else for a grammatical error, has become your petty way of releasing some frustration when you have nothing left. It's a pattern you use. Then you claim he has nothing original to say, when your standard comment about behind the couch with a uterus on the floor has become weary. You know nothing is sacred on this thread, just another footprint left over from your christian culture, of which you are a complete product of. And you guys are in charge
Oh pearl... You nailed it. You are so smart. And to think you put so much effort into studying me in order to expose me. I'm very flattered. Your opinion means everything to me. No, really, it does. And here we all sit utterly amazed at how an uneducated, Native American Stripper/Prostitute has become so well versed and seems to have an innate ability to read and understand people by their posts. Yet, one who doesn't even know the difference between "work ethic" and "moral ethic." Wow! "I stand all amazed."

Since: Apr 12

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#17428 Oct 13, 2012
not ashamed wrote:
<quoted text> You are ignorant. Which isnt an insult, just a fact.
You are a lying scumbag which is just a fact and also an insult...to lying scumbags.

Then again, your leader is that piece of filth Romney, Romeny, Romini, Gypsy, Grifter, Charlatan, Thief, Criminal, America-hating swill.

Those who willing choose to follow such a POS should be happy that people consider them almost on par with lying scumbags. You are welcome.

Since: Sep 12

Ozark, MO

#17429 Oct 13, 2012
OregonSUX wrote:
<quoted text>I missed nothing when you said you hated the USA and wanted to see it sold down the river which is why you support Ryan/Romney/Antichrist 2012.

We all know what you are. LDS thinks that Romney the four time draft dodging yellow bellied coward pathologically lying tax dodging felon is the White Horse Prophecy come to life.

You know, where Mormon takes over the WH and proclaims that it is the official religion of the country. This is a believe long held by LDS. We all know it and so do you.

Stop hiding your America-hating plan under a rock.
It's not under a rock. I lost it somewhere in your hoard.

“I will not keep calm”

Since: Mar 08

Raise hell...change the world

#17430 Oct 13, 2012
OregonSUX wrote:
<quoted text>
You did say that Mormonism is evil. Stick to that line of thought, you may see the light of day yet in your sorry little life.
No I didnt. Lol my life is sorry? I spend time defending my beliefs and my right to practice them. You spend your time trying to tear others down and spewing hate. Whos life is sorry ??

“I will not keep calm”

Since: Mar 08

Raise hell...change the world

#17431 Oct 13, 2012
OregonSUX wrote:
<quoted text>
You are a lying scumbag which is just a fact and also an insult...to lying scumbags.
Then again, your leader is that piece of filth Romney, Romeny, Romini, Gypsy, Grifter, Charlatan, Thief, Criminal, America-hating swill.
Those who willing choose to follow such a POS should be happy that people consider them almost on par with lying scumbags. You are welcome.
People with severe insecurities normally feel the need to hate others. That is your burden to bear. I hope one day you will find love and happiness. A life filled with hate is sad indeed. You're welcome :)

Since: Apr 12

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#17433 Oct 13, 2012
Livinginthelandofcrazy wrote:
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It's not under a rock. I lost it somewhere in your hoard.
I love the USA in all of its raucous, herding cats, progressive, reality-based, diverse ways.

Your boy wants to pound it into the dirt and have only old, white, rich, men run it as a fascist country pounding 90% of Americans into submission.

I am a patriot. You are a traitor.

It is really that simple.

Since: Apr 12

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#17434 Oct 13, 2012
not ashamed wrote:
<quoted text> No I didnt. Lol my life is sorry? I spend time defending my beliefs and my right to practice them. You spend your time trying to tear others down and spewing hate. Whos life is sorry ??
No, you waste your life in a propaganda haze being a serf to a long line of criminals, grifters, charlatans, liars, traitors and cowards.

Your boy is a four-time draft dodging yellow bellied war monger tax dodger and probable FELON. He is also a pathologically lying dork. You choose to be his servant...that is so sad in a free country.

Since: Apr 12

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#17435 Oct 13, 2012
not ashamed wrote:
<quoted text> People with severe insecurities normally feel the need to hate others. That is your burden to bear. I hope one day you will find love and happiness. A life filled with hate is sad indeed. You're welcome :)
You hate the USA and all of its 300+ million people who are not as servile as you. You are trying to pound the USA back into recession, people back out of work, people back into foreclosure all so that your boy Romney the Grifter and Charlatan can pay ZERO income taxes forever.

Since you hate the USA so much why don't you go back to the Romney Compound in Mexico where you can live as criminals? Why come here except to destroy the USA for the White Horse Prophecy by any means you can find?

You are just a much bigger version of the long con that pretends to fix roofs but just steals the money of defenseless seniors. We know what you are.

Since: Apr 12

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#17436 Oct 13, 2012
What Romneyu promises to cost the average middle class family:

1.$6,000/year in senior health care since most seniors are helped by their families.

2.$4,000/year in extra Romney-Taxes.

3.$11,000/year in extra Romney-Debt from new wars, new tax cuts for the ultra rich and mega corporations and new financial disaster.

This is what Romney promises FOR STARTERS. He hates 90% of Americans and will do anything to pummel them into submission.

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