Evolution vs. Creation

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High school senior Zack Kopplin is leading the fight to repeal the Louisiana Science Education Act of 2008.
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The Dude

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MAAT wrote:
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Some Christians/creationists prefer ID or was it the systems breakdown due to malware creation idea?
SCPID, I keep forgetting what the acronym if any, is supposed to mean.
Aw man, don't make me say it!

:-/

It's Mikey's own made up thing which he likes to call 'Systems Cycles Patterns.'

See, the systems cycle and the cycles make patterns and the patterns are part of the systems that cycle and make patterns.

Therefore Goddidit with magic.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

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MAAT wrote:
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Chicken or the egg.
polluted water made it smart to drink alcohol.
Aaand that's still a good enough reason.

Hehehe.
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Humanoid wrote:
<quoted text>This is what we know for sure: The Bible is a fabricated fable, period. Humans are not descendants or monkeys, even you agree with that statement. So, God is a Bible character, and monkeys are not your great, great lost relatives, that can mean only one thing. All those galaxies, somewhere out there advanced aliens are using the earth as a huge floating petri dish. That explains Project Blue Book and SETI.....because its not called Project God Book or GODI.......there dud now you know the truth about human existence.....your welcome.
The great apes are in fact our distant cousins. The Prometheus movie is not a science documentary.

Sorry.

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Feb 17, 2013
 
The Dude wrote:
<quoted text>Okay, so maybe there's an argument there...
Ok at least we can agree on one thing!

LOL

Life is short, at least I've been told that I'm not sure how tall he is so I can't be positive.

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Subduction Zone wrote:
<quoted text>Right, alcohol was being made long before modern day science came around. Some historians credit alcohol for forming civilization.
So what is wrong with science?

There is an obvious need for a drunken stupor pill and billions to be made on it yet here we are no pill just good old alcohol and hang overs.

Just saying......
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The Dude wrote:
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The great apes are in fact our distant cousins. The Prometheus movie is not a science documentary.
Sorry.
And, the Ten Commandments is real? Humans are primitive , not stupid. Ok, maybe one human. 200 years ago the Dude stood up and said, "Someday man will fly(like an eagle) to the moon" or "Someday man will fly a ship(Sailing ship) to the moon. Either way, the dude is considered nuts, one oar in the water. Then the dude says, "Someday God will return". Now, the dude is delusional. So,dude went to Africa to visit his relatives.

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Subduction Zone wrote:
<quoted text>And I was interrupted as I typed. Did you want to take another shot at the Ten Commandment question I gave you or do you want to know the answer?
I did answer it.

"The tenth commandment concerns itself with property. It is more detailed than most of the other commandments because it spells out what is right and wrong with respect to the property of others. The tenth commandment states,“Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s”(Ex. 20:17).

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The Dude wrote:
<quoted text> http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/0...

Beer is proof God wants us to be happy!

:-p
Then bars are proof that the government what's us to drive drunk.

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Humanoid wrote:
<quoted text>This is what we know for sure:.
Yup

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Langoliers wrote:
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I did answer it.
"The tenth commandment concerns itself with property. It is more detailed than most of the other commandments because it spells out what is right and wrong with respect to the property of others. The tenth commandment states,“Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s”(Ex. 20:17).
Nope, not the Ten Commandments I was talking about. I was talking about the Ten Commandments, you know, carved in stone. And you still did not choose from the four answers given.

So do you give up yet or are you going to insist on answer C?

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Feb 17, 2013
 
The Dude wrote:
<quoted text>The great apes are in fact our distant cousins. The Prometheus movie is not a science documentary.

Sorry.
Dude if you where to get a divorce would your ex-wife still be your cousin?

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Dude if you where to get a divorce would your ex-wife still be your cousin?
Not in your case. She would be your sister.
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Humanoid wrote:
<quoted text>This is what we know for sure: The Bible is a fabricated fable, period. Humans are not descendants or monkeys, even you agree with that statement. So, God is a Bible character, and monkeys are not your great, great lost relatives, that can mean only one thing. All those galaxies, somewhere out there advanced aliens are using the earth as a huge floating petri dish. That explains Project Blue Book and SETI.....because its not called Project God Book or GODI.......there dud now you know the truth about human existence.....your welcome.
Sigh. This is what happens when you play word games.

Humans did not come from modern monkeys they came from a line of ancestors with close ties to modern monkeys. Technically, those ancestors were likely more primitive than both modern monkeys and humans.

Now, are you going to put on your strap-on and parade around like a peacock, stating that maybe MY ancestors were monkeys but YOURS certainly were NOT?! Gee! Never seen that before. Wow! What transcendent intellect!

Worthless liberals and conservatives. The oral gratification, trying to win over vacuous peasants to worthless causes that only make liberals and conservatives rich, never ends.

Come on and show me how you can manipulate mortal minds with just your monkey feet! What FUN!!
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Langoliers wrote:
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Yup
That was for all the Godbots and bone collectors, they know for sure.

““You must not lose faith ”

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Aw man, don't make me say it!
:-/
It's Mikey's own made up thing which he likes to call 'Systems Cycles Patterns.'
See, the systems cycle and the cycles make patterns and the patterns are part of the systems that cycle and make patterns.
Therefore Goddidit with magic.
huh? Makes me wonder how i can twist your arm just a bit further.;p
Ah the Mikey's one i could find, indeed in connection with malware, so with added ID.

So how silly of above person, creationist i believe, to claim it.
I never knew they could mock themselves.

““You must not lose faith ”

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Langoliers wrote:
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I did answer it.
"The tenth commandment concerns itself with property. It is more detailed than most of the other commandments because it spells out what is right and wrong with respect to the property of others. The tenth commandment states,“Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s”(Ex. 20:17).
Thought eperiment.
Try and read it as if it concerns god and what he states.
I ask that of all chr.'s i come across.
If you fail you use the wrong language.
Hence the short-sighted interpretation.
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Langoliers wrote:
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Then bars are proof that the government what's us to drive drunk.
No, bars are proof that the gummint wants us to pay excise on our way to plastered bliss.

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Obviously Langoliers is not going to meet my challenge for what the Tenth Commandment is that was carved in stone by God himself.

The Tenth, and last Commandment carved in stone was....

A ban on cheeseburgers. That was choice number one.

Don't believe me?

Go to Exodus 34 where it will tell you what god carved into stone. Of course these were the replacement stones but God said he would carve the same words that he did in the first stone.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...

The tenth of the Ten Commandments that Langoliers quoted was only the tenth of a whole slew of commandments given by God orally.

I was talking about the big ten, those carved in stone.

Here is a nice video discussing this aspect of the Bible:

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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anonymous wrote:
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Sigh. This is what happens when you play word games.
Humans did not come from modern monkeys they came from a line of ancestors with close ties to modern monkeys. Technically, those ancestors were likely more primitive than both modern monkeys and humans.
Now, are you going to put on your strap-on and parade around like a peacock, stating that maybe MY ancestors were monkeys but YOURS certainly were NOT?! Gee! Never seen that before. Wow! What transcendent intellect!
Worthless liberals and conservatives. The oral gratification, trying to win over vacuous peasants to worthless causes that only make liberals and conservatives rich, never ends.
Come on and show me how you can manipulate mortal minds with just your monkey feet! What FUN!!
Big A, apparently you took the bait......gullible brainwashed human animal. Politics and religion are pure evils. They rot the already primitive thought process. But, you already know that Big A. A text book said, "Mankind will lose 90% of its population when Aliens materialize."

“what we think we become”

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macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Worth a repost:
http://humor.about.com/gi/o.htm...
I'd have put the whole thing in, but it won't fit.
The US has a state named after Noah's Ark. Hmm...and then they named the other without the Ark.

lol

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