Bet you're a fine upstanding member of the flat earth society too, what-what?<quoted text>Sixty thousand years? Bull ahhhhshooooo...There is no evidence of a sixty thousand year old civilization. Who cares about Christianity as a marker for marriage, Christianity is just a Judeo- Abrahamic promise, so marriage comes from Judaism which came from the first man and woman, married, Adam and Eve. That is the genesis of the human race. Glad to correct you, but marriage is defined as an adult man and an unrelated adult woman. Anything else is not marriage and that means the issue is apples and oranges.
Marriage isn't a Judeo - Christian invention, no matter HOW much you slam your heels into the floor. Societies older than ANY of the Abrahmic religions were performing marriage rituals well in advance of '6000 years ago'.
There might have been other terms for them than 'marriage', since those societies didn't speak Middle English...but that doesn't make a union between two consenting adults of any gender invalid.
Nice try though - here's a few limericks for you:
Two gals need no longer be heartsick
That Pennsylvania is so heterocentric--
Just find the right clerk
And with some lovely teamwork
They now can be married in Limerick.
Said a conservative host I’ll not name,
“These queers are America’s shame!
By 2 girls or 2 boys,
And Obama’s the one we should blame!”
The conservative host up above,
Likes to bully and push and to shove,
But his efforts make clear,
That all of us queers,
Are here, and we’re sharing our love.
It is only fair you see
to be granted equality.
No matter the state,
Love conquers the hate!
To fight love is frivolity!
And my personal favorite:
In a state sometimes called Pennsyltucky
There are those who think gay folks are yucky
But a fellow named Bruce
Has let all hell loose
And some of us think that's just ducky!