My republican neighbor got a new roof on his house last week. Upon completion, the contractor told him he had a 20 year warranty. The neighbor freaked!<quoted text>
Oh my god you are thoroughly and completely insane.
"I can't live with THAT (literally) hanging over my head!" he screamed as if someone had just mentioned healthcare or taxes in the same sentence while discussing Civil Rights.
Then he set fire to the house, avoiding the "inevitable"...