Mark Kirk: Al Gore's Personal Life Disproves Global Warming
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#1 Feb 2, 2011
The Ten Commandments According to the Al Gore
(In truth, there are 11, but thats Al for you)
1. I am the Al your Gore, creator of the internet; you shall not listen to climate scientists who do not agree with me, for these use data that is unclean and may contain references that fail to fit my master plan.
2. You shall not take the name of the Al, thy Gore in vain.
3. Pay no attention to the emails behind the curtain, for Global Warming is real, and trust me on this I am completely objective even though Global Warming is making me filthy rich.
4. Remember to keep holy the Earth day: Drive only a Compact Hybrid, and know that I will be watching you from heaven (in my private jet).
5. Honor your father Al and your mother Tipper - You owe us Big Time, for without the Al Gore and the Tipper, the Earth would slip er..
6. You shall not kill - any climate change bills for these are the manna from heaven that sustains the Al Gore and makes Tipper go flipper.
7. You shall not commit adultery, or more importantly, screw me out of carbon credits I invented the idea, so these belong to the Al Gore alone; But, if you must, go forth and create your own scam.
8. You shall not steal That is my job.
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor, unless he disagrees with human caused global warming, in which case feel free to trash his character.
10. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife because she may have voted for the Al Gore. If not Covet away!
11. You shall not covet you neighbor's goods, because these will be exchanged for carbon credits (See Commandment #7)
and when the tablets were completed, the Al Gore looked down upon the millions, dreamed of untold billions, and thought the scam was good.
Since: Nov 08
#2 Feb 2, 2011
A personal goal of mine is to shit on Al Gore's dinner. Please God. I keep asking but nothing yet.
He's a globalist pussie anymore. Harmless but stinky.
#3 Feb 2, 2011
Al Gore is an evil devil worshipper. He prays to the devil at Bohemian Grove and at the Mother of Darkness castle in Belgium. He is an insane lunatic and a sadist.
1. Al Gore said NAFTA would be good for America.
America lost millions of jobs because of evil Al Gores NAFTA.
2. Al Gore said the days of snow and ice are over. Pay my tax or the sea level will rise and you will all die. The sea level is dropping and the earth has been cooling for ten years.
Here is reality.
Al Gore is a criminal with ties to organized crime. He is a swindler and a serial liar. He should be in prison.
Chicago could get two feet of snow - 30 Jan 11
Groundhog Day storm to affect 100 million in U.S.- 29 Jan 11
Snowstorm Shatters NYC and Philly Records - 27 Jan 11
Another Record Storm Buries Northeast - 28 Jan 11
Washington DC - 12-hour commute due to snow - 27 Jan 11
Historic cold could hamper N. Korea food production- 23 Jan 11
Snow and Cold Hit Southern China hard - 19 Jan 11
Coldest EVER in Italy:-48.3 degrees - 19 Jan 11
Anyone who supports Al Gore should be considered a traitor and an enemy of America. Al Gore should be arrested for treason.
#6 Feb 13, 2011
this THING CALLED AL GORE SHOULD BE TARRED AND FEATHER THEN DIPPED IN A SEPTIC TANK
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