Not An April Fools' Joke: Russians Pe...

Not An April Fools' Joke: Russians Petition To Get Alaska Back

There are 22 comments on the GPB.org story from Apr 1, 2014, titled Not An April Fools' Joke: Russians Petition To Get Alaska Back. In it, GPB.org reports that:

Russians in Moscow's Red Square hold banners reading, "Love You Crimea!", "Together For All Time," and "Obama, Think About Alaska!" during a March 18 rally celebrating the annexation of Crimea.

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“In the cockles of weirdness”

Since: Oct 12

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#1 Apr 1, 2014
LOL! Now they have 37,000 signatures.
lamer

Hamilton, OH

#2 Apr 1, 2014
Come and get it like you did crimea, i dare you russia. But everyone including the author here knows all that talk is simply piss in the wind.
PROUD NO TO BE NAZZI

Kent Town, Australia

#3 Apr 2, 2014
lamer wrote:
Come and get it like you did crimea, i dare you russia. But everyone including the author here knows all that talk is simply piss in the wind.
We will and you be very very sorry.
Please look tomorrow to the window .
You still see Alaska . Lol.

Long live RUSSIA SRBJIA CRIMEA & ALASKA

“Abe”

Since: Nov 12

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#4 Apr 2, 2014
Alaska has MANY nuclear missiles pointed at RuSSia READY to DESTROY Russia and its stupid RUSTED missiles that would BLOW UP in Russia if Russia activated them.

But the QUESTION IS.......WHY did Russia ALLOW its "Good Slavic Friend" Serbia GET BOMBED and SMASHED TO THE GROUND, WHILE Russia DEFENDED SERBIA from Similar aggression? The reason is because Russia RESPECTS MUSLIM SYRIA......MUCH MORE then Serbia...which Russia thinks is PUNY and WEAK. Russia ONLY DEFENDS nations it thinks is STRONG like SYRIA...UNLIKE SERBIA which Russia thinks is PUNY AND WEAK!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA LOL!!

“Abe”

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#5 Apr 2, 2014
WHY did Russia DEFEND MUSLIM SYRIA BUT NOT SERBIA???

“Abe”

Since: Nov 12

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#6 Apr 2, 2014
If anything, the nation in the world MOST DESERVING of being CARVED UP LIKE A CHICKEN to nations around it....IS ARROGANT ruSSIa.

Western Russia should be SEIZED by the EU and East European nations. Central RuSSia should be SEIZED by China......and Eastern Russia and Siberia should be taken by Japan, North and South Korea, Alaskans and China.

ruSSia is a MISTAKE of a Nation and should NEVER should have been ALLOWED to EXIST considering the MURDEROUS SCUM BAGS that ruled it like the DEMONIC ANIMAL STALIN which many ruSSians today are so proud of since they are Demonic scum animals themselves.
JBH

Richmond, Canada

#7 Apr 2, 2014
Mr Slovak wrote:
If anything, the nation in the world MOST DESERVING of being CARVED UP LIKE A CHICKEN to nations around it....IS ARROGANT ruSSIa.
Western Russia should be SEIZED by the EU and East European nations. Central RuSSia should be SEIZED by China......and Eastern Russia and Siberia should be taken by Japan, North and South Korea, Alaskans and China.
ruSSia is a MISTAKE of a Nation and should NEVER should have been ALLOWED to EXIST considering the MURDEROUS SCUM BAGS that ruled it like the DEMONIC ANIMAL STALIN which many ruSSians today are so proud of since they are Demonic scum animals themselves.
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What a poofter you zealot speaking is about, AS you don't believe Russians CAN Get Alaska Back?

HOW do you know there are nukes in Alaska, which can be blown away by Russian nukes instead , if it cannot be returned?

Why don't you ask why US blew up Serbia for a change since US hates Europeans?

It is Not An April Fools' Joke that Russians mean business to Petition To Get Alaska Back.
lamer

Hamilton, OH

#8 Apr 2, 2014
PROUD NO TO BE NAZZI wrote:
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We will and you be very very sorry.
Please look tomorrow to the window .
You still see Alaska . Lol.
Long live RUSSIA SRBJIA CRIMEA & ALASKA
as i said, feel free to try. You economy is going down the drain, the EU is moving away from you and your energy that is 1/3 of your economy there. Remember it was only a few decades ago before we watched you run yourselves into the ground trying to play with the big boys. We've only gotten bigger, really cant say the same for russia.
Justin

United States

#9 Apr 2, 2014
-sunshine wrote:
LOL! Now they have 37,000 signatures.
Alaska imports more Russian brides than that every year. That's what Russian men get for not paying child support.
hahaha

Lumberton, NC

#10 Apr 2, 2014
lamer wrote:
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as i said, feel free to try. You economy is going down the drain, the EU is moving away from you and your energy that is 1/3 of your economy there. Remember it was only a few decades ago before we watched you run yourselves into the ground trying to play with the big boys. We've only gotten bigger, really cant say the same for russia.
yeah you have gotten bigger alright. you are only one debt ceiling away from default. good luck finding another energy source dumbass. maybe you can get it in thirty years.
lamer

Hamilton, OH

#11 Apr 2, 2014
hahaha wrote:
<quoted text> yeah you have gotten bigger alright. you are only one debt ceiling away from default. good luck finding another energy source dumbass. maybe you can get it in thirty years.
we dont buy russian oil in the US, and we have plenty of natural gas here so we dont need any of that either. Feel free to compare economies. Ours has been growing, russia's has taken hit after hit since they started this incursion and looks like its only going to get worse. the vast majoirty of your economy depends on your energy sector. Take out a few refineries, piplelines, and depots and watch your economy tank. No need for a cold war here. We could easily pay a few czechin or georgians who would be happy to do it for us im sure.

everyone including putin knows you dont stand a chance in a fight.
hahaha

Lumberton, NC

#12 Apr 2, 2014
lamer wrote:
<quoted text>
we dont buy russian oil in the US, and we have plenty of natural gas here so we dont need any of that either. Feel free to compare economies. Ours has been growing, russia's has taken hit after hit since they started this incursion and looks like its only going to get worse. the vast majoirty of your economy depends on your energy sector. Take out a few refineries, piplelines, and depots and watch your economy tank. No need for a cold war here. We could easily pay a few czechin or georgians who would be happy to do it for us im sure.
everyone including putin knows you dont stand a chance in a fight.
i was actually talking about europe stupid. as for your own energy i doubt america will ever see anything from it since all they do is sell it to other nations like everything else. and your economy is growing? right and so is your debt. your on a lifeline weather you know it or not like you think printing money is going to help you when the next credit downgrade comes and you have to ask china for another loan just to keep the bills paid. and please feel free to hire those czech and georgian terrorist. then when europe freezes during the next cold winter they know who to blame. russia has been through worse.

“In the cockles of weirdness”

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#13 Apr 3, 2014
Mr Slo Ass Polak wrote:
Alaska has MANY nuclear missiles pointed at RuSSia .
Where?

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2011/11/m...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons...

Are you completely stupid?! You do know that Alaska is isolated from mainland US, right? Not only that but it's RIGHT NEXT TO RUSSIA! All Russia would need to do is row their boats over! They don't even need a ship! It's like 50 miles or something.

Would that be the smartest place to put our nukes or the DUMBEST, you dumb Polak?

And it's f*cking COLD in Alaska! Do you think Russia put nukes in Siberia? I don't think so! They had lots of nukes in Ukraine and Kazakhstan, places that aren't 80 BELOW ZERO AND RIGHT NEXT TO THE US!

“In the cockles of weirdness”

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#14 Apr 3, 2014
Mr Slo Witted Polak wrote:
If anything, the nation in the world MOST DESERVING of being CARVED UP LIKE A CHICKEN to nations around it....IS ARROGANT ruSSIa.
Western Russia should be SEIZED by the EU and East European nations. Central RuSSia should be SEIZED by China......and Eastern Russia and Siberia should be taken by Japan, North and South Korea, Alaskans and China.
ruSSia is a MISTAKE of a Nation and should NEVER should have been ALLOWED to EXIST considering the MURDEROUS SCUM BAGS that ruled it like the DEMONIC ANIMAL STALIN which many ruSSians today are so proud of since they are Demonic scum animals themselves.
You sound very west Ukrainian here.
Is there foam coming out of your mouth?

Since: Jul 10

Dusseldorf, Deutschland

#15 Apr 3, 2014
Mr Slovak wrote:
WHY did Russia DEFEND MUSLIM SYRIA BUT NOT SERBIA???
Because Serbia is not under attack u sil1y
KGBlt

Roy, WA

#16 Apr 7, 2014
It would be easier for the US to defend Alaska from conus than it would be for Russia to defend Vladivostok.
I suspect Japan would merrily allow the US transit to carpet bomb Siberian bases to rubble.
More Russian Ridiculosity as usual.
hahaha

Laurinburg, NC

#17 Apr 7, 2014
KGBlt wrote:
It would be easier for the US to defend Alaska from conus than it would be for Russia to defend Vladivostok.
I suspect Japan would merrily allow the US transit to carpet bomb Siberian bases to rubble.
More Russian Ridiculosity as usual.
why invade? just destroy the oil reserves dumbass.
batmandu

Ljubljana, Slovenia

#18 Apr 8, 2014
Mr Slovak wrote:
Alaska has MANY nuclear missiles pointed at RuSSia READY to DESTROY Russia and its stupid RUSTED missiles that would BLOW UP in Russia if Russia activated them.
But the QUESTION IS.......WHY did Russia ALLOW its "Good Slavic Friend" Serbia GET BOMBED and SMASHED TO THE GROUND, WHILE Russia DEFENDED SERBIA from Similar aggression? The reason is because Russia RESPECTS MUSLIM SYRIA......MUCH MORE then Serbia...which Russia thinks is PUNY and WEAK. Russia ONLY DEFENDS nations it thinks is STRONG like SYRIA...UNLIKE SERBIA which Russia thinks is PUNY AND WEAK!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA LOL!!
Hey subhuman c*cksucker

Serbia was not smashed to the ground by NATO

During the entire campaign only 14 Serbian tanks were destroyed by the NATO

Puccies of the your mother and sister are puny and weak as hell

Puccies of your mother and sister were smashed to the ground
Hawk

Kamuela, HI

#19 Apr 16, 2014
Alaska has already been bought and paid for, Russia needs to get their head checked, too much propaganda is bad for their health.

“In the cockles of weirdness”

Since: Oct 12

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#20 Apr 16, 2014
Hawk wrote:
Alaska has already been bought and paid for, Russia needs to get their head checked, too much propaganda is bad for their health.
The US never paid them for California!

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