10 Memorable Quotes From David Letterman

10 Memorable Quotes From David Letterman

There are 11 comments on the TIME.com story from Apr 3, 2014, titled 10 Memorable Quotes From David Letterman. In it, TIME.com reports that:

David Letterman appears outside the 'Late Show with David Letterman' at Ed Sullivan Theater on April 2, 2014 in New York City.

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Since: Mar 09

The Left Coast

#1 Apr 4, 2014
1. Get on your knees sweetie, or you're fired.
Truth it

Vernon Rockville, CT

#3 Apr 4, 2014
Liberals R Defective wrote:
The un-funniest liberal hack that has infested the air waves for decades. Good riddance.
Letterman’s legacy is secure. He rocks. You OTOH suck the sweat from a dead dog’s balls.
Mothra

Mesa, AZ

#4 Apr 4, 2014
Liberals R Defective wrote:
The un-funniest liberal hack that has infested the air waves for decades. Good riddance.
Way back in the day, Letterman had a daytime show. He was funny then.
April Foo

Noblesville, IN

#5 Apr 4, 2014
RustyS wrote:
1. Get on your knees sweetie, or you're fired.
Obamacare so mad Jay Leno & David run out of work!! ;-00
April Foo

Noblesville, IN

#6 Apr 4, 2014
Mothra wrote:
<quoted text>
Way back in the day, Letterman had a daytime show. He was funny then.
Obamacare so funny dat David & Jay are not funnies anymore;-00
see the light

El Paso, TX

#7 Apr 4, 2014
David Letterman SUCKS! He's not funny, his ratings are 0. Its because a Liberal douchebag.
lolol

Albuquerque, NM

#10 Apr 5, 2014
never watched the gaptoothed leftists show

Since: Mar 09

The Left Coast

#11 Apr 5, 2014
2. Bill, hand me a cigar.
see the light

El Paso, TX

#12 Apr 5, 2014
Truth it wrote:
<quoted text>
Letterman’s legacy is secure. He rocks. You OTOH suck the sweat from a dead dog’s balls.
Really? Name a date and time he was ever funny?

Since: Mar 09

The Left Coast

#13 Apr 5, 2014
3. The female employee did me because she really wanted to. Her keeping her job had noting to do with it.
Autodesk

Wilmington, OH

#15 Dec 10, 2014
I hadn't watched in years, so one night I tuned in to see what Dave was joking about the latest obama goofs, and not a word, He was still ripping on Mitt?? Washed up out dated has been material, why not continue with Bush jokes or Ford, Reagan, Lincoln or Washington.
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