FEC rules against joint donations from gay couples

Apr 26, 2013 Full story: Westland Observer 10

Republican state Rep. Dan Winslow is running for the U.S. Senate in Massachusetts, where gay couples can legally marry.

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Rainbow Kid

Alpharetta, GA

#1 Apr 26, 2013
Oh come now
.
Gay people donating to a republican campaign?
.
Bwaaaaa-ha-ha!!!

Since: Jan 12

Port Richey, FL

#2 Apr 26, 2013
Rainbow Kid wrote:
Oh come now
.
Gay people donating to a republican campaign?
.
Bwaaaaa-ha-ha!!!
I think Foxie would be dumb enough to
Kuda

Cincinnati, OH

#3 Apr 26, 2013
DOMA may define marriage as being only between one man and one woman (at any one time, as implied in the case of serial marriages), but how does the FEC determine that couples it recognizes as married have a complete set of genitals between them? Should they not be required to submit to a verification examination?

Since defending marriage is a crucial issue, we need to make sure that married couples have been “verified complete” before being permitted to make contributions. I’m sure those large altruistic medical corporations like Humana would, for a modest fee and perhaps a government subsidy, be pleased to set up marriage completeness verification center (DOMA MCVC) programs to provide certification and documentation as appropriate.

While no self-respecting Republican would even consider accepting funding from married couples lacking necessary documentation of genital set completeness, we just can’t trust those rainbow-hugging Democrats to do the right thing. For al e know, they’ve been hiking the Appalachian Trail with partners of the same gender.

“Headed toward the cliff”

Since: Nov 07

Tawas City, Michigan

#4 Apr 26, 2013
In less than 2 months all this nonsense stops.

Since: Jan 12

Port Richey, FL

#5 Apr 26, 2013
WeTheSheeple wrote:
In less than 2 months all this nonsense stops.
We hope!
Rainbow Kid

Alpharetta, GA

#6 Apr 26, 2013
Kuda wrote:
DOMA may define marriage as being only between one man and one woman (at any one time, as implied in the case of serial marriages), but how does the FEC determine that couples it recognizes as married have a complete set of genitals between them? Should they not be required to submit to a verification examination?
Since defending marriage is a crucial issue, we need to make sure that married couples have been “verified complete” before being permitted to make contributions. I’m sure those large altruistic medical corporations like Humana would, for a modest fee and perhaps a government subsidy, be pleased to set up marriage completeness verification center (DOMA MCVC) programs to provide certification and documentation as appropriate.
While no self-respecting Republican would even consider accepting funding from married couples lacking necessary documentation of genital set completeness, we just can’t trust those rainbow-hugging Democrats to do the right thing. For al e know, they’ve been hiking the Appalachian Trail with partners of the same gender.
Say what?
Kuda

Cincinnati, OH

#7 Apr 27, 2013
Rainbow Kid wrote:
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Say what?
As much as we all hate big government, we hate the possibility of unworthies making contributions to politicians. The should be denied any access to political power, regardless of what it would cost the tax paying middle class. It’s no skin off out teeth.

I’m proposing setting up a program that would help real Americans catch any married couple that has managed to pass undetected as legitimate while in fact being gonadally incomplete. You know — lacking the purity of being only one man and one woman at any one time (actual milage may vary), or until death do them part, just as god intended and real Americans insist (thanks to DOMA).

Seriously, that nice granny may really be a tranny. Lindsey Graham could be Chaz Bono. Who would know?

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Since: Mar 07

Hanover, VA

#8 Apr 27, 2013
Kuda wrote:
<quoted text>
.....
I’m proposing setting up a program that would help real Americans catch any married couple that has managed to pass undetected as legitimate while in fact being gonadally incomplete. You know — lacking the purity of being only one man and one woman at any one time (actual milage may vary), or until death do them part, just as god intended and real Americans insist .......
That has to be the silliest thing I've read today.

Thanks for the laugh.
buckwheat

Tulsa, OK

#9 Apr 27, 2013
WeTheSheeple wrote:
In less than 2 months all this nonsense stops.
Exactly. The Supreme Court will uphold DOMA and the issue is dead.
Kuda

Cincinnati, OH

#10 Apr 27, 2013
Quest wrote:
<quoted text>
That has to be the silliest thing I've read today.
Thanks for the laugh.
Thanks for appreciating my post. You should read some of the other posts. Many are even funnier, even if unintentionally so. I love it here!

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