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Dec 7, 2012
 
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You wrote : "What a loser"
Well, the "loser" is the re-elected 44th president of the United States of America and will be re-inaugurated January 21, 2013. Does that make you a winner? LMAO (LRS tm reg'd). That is when the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, the Hon John Roberts will attend to the swearing-in OF PRESIDENT OBAMA and thereafter intone "Congratulations, Mr. President". Will you be watching and eating your heart (what heart?) out, Mr predictor of a Romney lanslide? ha ha.
Thanks for the reminder. Today is 12/07/12 and the U.S. still has a liar and a fraud in the White House. Does anyone know his real name by chance? Pity the poor souls that have so little in their lives that they'll believe the first person that promises them something. That ladies and gentlemen is what you call a fool. LMAO!!!
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Neither did you have a dog the first time you told that tale; and you don'have a step-mother either.
ROFLMAO.
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You mean the lady has been pretending for 40+ years to be my step-mother? LMAO! Close your azzhole pollock, it's lying again!
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Two pollocks were walking in the woods when they came across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.

The one pulls down his pants & does the sheep.

Then he turns to his buddy and said, "Ok it's your turn."

So his buddy sticks his head in the fence.
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Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?

A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
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Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
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So sorry pollock. I don't have a dog.
"Pollock?". Did you not just write "But I didn't think you called people ugly names? LMAO liar ". You're such trash.
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Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you?

A: Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.
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Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?

A: Yellow in the front, Brown in the back!
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"Pollock?". Did you not just write "But I didn't think you called people ugly names? LMAO liar ". You're such trash.
You really don't comprehend much of anything do you? LMAO!!!
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Thanks for the reminder. Today is 12/07/12 and the U.S. still has a liar and a fraud in the White House. Does anyone know his real name by chance? Pity the poor souls that have so little in their lives that they'll believe the first person that promises them something. That ladies and gentlemen is what you call a fool. LMAO!!!
Will you be watching on January 21, 2013? LMAO (LRs tm reg'd).
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Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines
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You mean the lady has been pretending for 40+ years to be my step-mother? LMAO! Close your azzhole pollock, it's lying again!
Again with the azzhole. Definitely has an anus retentive problem.

Reminds me. I'm thinking of your ancestor, LRS sr (ha ha), living in pharanoic times. You die, and they want to mummify him. As we all know, part of the mummifying process involved removing the brain from the skull by extricating it through the nasal passage. Well, they had to make an exception with your ancestor. Found, after examination, that they had to extract his brain through his azzhole, ha ha. Well, the family tree, it would appear, has not modified or changed the emplacement of his descendants' gray matter. Tell me, LRS, are you still hampered by the swelling of your prostate putting pressure on your brain? Ha ha.
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corr ; You die should read "he dies". Rest as is, lol
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7 (SEVEN)inappropriate and racist jokes in a row vituperating the Poles. Then, you're gonna come out with hymns of angels and wise men and men of good will? Sick. Disgusting. What do you think, Rogue?
LRS

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Again with the azzhole. Definitely has an anus retentive problem.
Reminds me. I'm thinking of your ancestor, LRS sr (ha ha), living in pharanoic times. You die, and they want to mummify him. As we all know, part of the mummifying process involved removing the brain from the skull by extricating it through the nasal passage. Well, they had to make an exception with your ancestor. Found, after examination, that they had to extract his brain through his azzhole, ha ha. Well, the family tree, it would appear, has not modified or changed the emplacement of his descendants' gray matter. Tell me, LRS, are you still hampered by the swelling of your prostate putting pressure on your brain? Ha ha.
Look it up again jacqazz. You still do not grasp the concept of humor at all. What a dim-witted, boring individual you are. Man, I feel for those who MUST be around you. How much do you pay them to "hang" around like snot on a doorknob?
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7 (SEVEN)inappropriate and racist jokes in a row vituperating the Poles. Then, you're gonna come out with hymns of angels and wise men and men of good will? Sick. Disgusting. What do you think, Rogue?
Isn't the world a fascinating place jacqazz? You should see what it's like when you're not an azzhole! LMAO!!!

“Facts trump speculation”

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You mean the lady has been pretending for 40+ years to be my step-mother? LMAO! Close your azzhole pollock, it's lying again!
I don't know of any mature adult who would refer to his step-mother as one of his "parents" not long after grieving for the loss of his mother. You spent Thanksgiving Day in your vermin infested rented room tapping LMAO messages into your cell phone. I hope you enjoyed chicken tender dinner at McDonald's.

You were caught in a lie. It's not the lady pretending, its LRS pretending. Birfoons specialize in pretending. Pretend millions, pretend law, pretend Kenyan birth certificates, pretend real estate empires, pretend internet fortunes ...
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Neither did you have a dog the first time you told that tale; and you don'have a step-mother either.
ROFLMAO.
LRS caught in delicto flagrante.
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Look it up again jacqazz. You still do not grasp the concept of humor at all. What a dim-witted, boring individual you are. Man, I feel for those who MUST be around you. How much do you pay them to "hang" around like snot on a doorknob?
You truly mean that those SEVEN "Pollock" (LRS tm reg'd) jokes are what you call HUMOUR? Really? I don't grasp the concept of humour because I happen to think that demeaning racist jokes are not funny? Garbage.

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The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

"Very good!-- Who said,'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"

Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing, "Let's try one a bit more difficult -- Who said,'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your
Country?"

Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you
Do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F__ k the Japs."

"Who said that?-- I want to know right now!? She angrily demanded.

Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks,'All right!-- Now who said that?"

Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah?-- Suck this!"

Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little $hit!-- If you say anything else -- I'll kill you!"

Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004."

The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh $hit, We're screwed!"

Little Akio said quietly, "The American people, November 6, 2012."
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Dec 7, 2012
 
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You do realize you're talking out of your azz, no? My parents are old and can't do much anymore. We still had a nice Thanksgiving. Ignored? Not hardly. Shhhh now peon.
Unlike you, it is physically impossible for me to talk out of my ass.

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