30 years.... does that include time off for good behavior? You're like every punk I've ever faced, long on words, short on hair.<quoted text>
Honey, I'll come by anytime you want, but I'm so amusing you might find yourself enjoying my company and then where'd we be? I'd take issue with your bold claims but you and I both know it's all bullshit. I spent 30 years clipping imperious clowns on the back of the head, literally. I know exactly how hard it is to kill a "man" with just my hands. Probably the equivalent of how hard it is to find one. My new routine is vary simple, like me, in fact. I'm old. Nobody expects an old man to be able to kick them in the face. That fraction of a second when it registers on their faces what's happened are the most pleasurable times in my life these days. It used to be fishing and before that it was fucking but time passes, eh? So, um, you think you're "bad," huh? Maybe you are? I'm going to assume you are because it would be foolish to think I'm the only bad guy in Dodge so I don't. I'm careful. When I hunt a man I take a cane and some old shoes and a plain gray jacket. You won't even see it coming, you're right. Behinds are things I understand better than anyone. All you got to do is ask, honey, I'm your man... in a not-gay way.
I like that caveat at the end.....must have been some question in the past. LOL