Akin getting campaign help from reality TV stars

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. - Missouri Senate candidate Todd Akin his getting some help from a large Arkansas family that has its own TV reality show.

[imaginaryfriend]

Turning every women of child rearing age into perpetual baby making machines without any rights is what a vote for repugnants will get you.

[Bass Tard]

Please vote for our cousin, Tard Akin.
He ain't the brightest Tard, not good with the fancy book lernin and such, but he'll do as he's told.
This particular Tard cousin can't do any real men's work, so we figured either insurance or politics for Cousin Tard. He didn't take to the idea of getting up & wearing shoes, shirt & pants everyday, so politics it is.
Vote Tard Akin! Vote often...

[tasso]

Akin is married to Popeye...find his wifes pic and u wil see why...

[guest]

So the Dugger family is calling everyone up and telling them they are going to be here with Akin at the Gammin labs I think this Sat. Everyone go see the big show......What a joke if HE thinks anyone is going to vote for him.

[Outta Luck]

Well if the Duggars vote for him that's what.... 85 votes?
I just hope this backwards moron has a quick end to his political aspirations.

[Random Gay Trucker]

Is it tonight at Gamma Labs? No BRC for Tard Kin? My, how the mighty have fallen...