"Put it on my tab" (then disappears when tab comes)
"No more debt!" (see photo above)
Orders too much food to bribe the DNC convention media hacks, "donates" the rotted food to charity because he's such a caring guy, the milk of human kindness himself, orders a sand stature of himself in the style of Mount Rushmore, puts the DNC in debt for $15M
Delivers substance at GOP convention, million tweets about Eastwood's brilliant empty chair that happened spontaneously, convention spending RIGHT ON BUDGET WITH $169 TO SPARE. Would never brag about donating old food to the poor like the DNC did.
Would you rather have jobs and decent food from charity provided by Romney, or second hand rotted food befitting his idea of you lower class from Barack? Oh hear Barack's screeching Sirens and TURN THE OTHER WAY. Everything he and the media hacks write are lies.