Pelosi Says She Saw Ghosts In White House

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi told a recent gathering of the Women's Political Committee that the spirits of suffragists Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Alice Paul spoke to her at the White House. Full Story

Since: Apr 08

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#1 Aug 9, 2012
Ghosts in the White House.

One night, Barak Obama was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Obama saw him and asked, "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Obama asked.

"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom.

Obama didn't sleep well the next night, and saw another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Obama asked.

"Go to the theater."
Your Ex

Dawsonville, GA

#2 Aug 9, 2012
It's just that Cheney won't leave.
Easy mistake...
harvey

Columbus, OH

#3 Aug 9, 2012
Metaphorical speech is confusing to the great reTHUGlican unwashed mass. No surprise that their squawk radio operatives are picking up on it and pretending it's literally true.

LOL!

Idiots.

Since: Apr 08

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#4 Aug 9, 2012
harvey wrote:
Metaphorical speech is confusing to the great reTHUGlican unwashed mass. No surprise that their squawk radio operatives are picking up on it and pretending it's literally true.
LOL!
Idiots.
Is that like Reid making up rumors about Romney's taxes and all the Libs swallowing it hook, line and sinker?
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Houston, TX

#5 Aug 9, 2012
was she in front of a mirror?
gossamer

Warren, MI

#6 Aug 9, 2012
I knew this woman was a nut case. She needs to be tested for drugs.
Charles B

Naugatuck, CT

#8 Aug 9, 2012
there is a witch and a skelator in the WH...Her and Reid...bahahaha
harvey

Columbus, OH

#10 Aug 10, 2012
Bama Yankee wrote:
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Is that like Reid making up rumors about Romney's taxes and all the Libs swallowing it hook, line and sinker?
Not even close, dingleberry.

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