The Zombies of Summer

The Zombies of Summer

There are 21 comments on the www.huffingtonpost.com story from Jun 10, 2012, titled The Zombies of Summer. In it, www.huffingtonpost.com reports that:

Signs of the End Times: A naked man in Miami looked up from eating another man's face and growled at the police officer, then resumed chewing before being shot to death. A Maryland man ate his roommate's heart and brain. A New Jersey man threw his intestines at police. The Centers for Disease Control, having previously joked about a zombie apocalypse to get attention for disaster readiness, was forced to state, "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead."

Here we are, facing the Summer of the Zombie. Reported sightings will doubtless outnumber confirmed incidents. I expect the National Organization for Marriage and Bishop Harry Jackson to blame gay people and abortionists. Bryan Fischer of American Family Association has already compared gays to cannibals.

Does this sound far-fetched? Perhaps you haven't followed the news. Holy madness is afoot. A minister in North Carolina says homosexuals should be put behind an electrified fence until they die out. A boy in an Indiana church is cheered for singing, "Ain't no homos gonna make it to heaven." A preacher in West Virginia is killed by one of the venomous snakes he uses in his rituals (see Mark 16:17-18). A woman in Georgia conquers flesh-eating bacteria by turning to Bible verses.

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Since: Mar 09

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#1 Jun 11, 2012
From the article, this says it all:

" ... We must steel ourselves. This election promises to get much more gruesome before it's over. As Vincent Price said in 'The Last Man on Earth', I'll need more garlic."
Rainbow Kid

Alpharetta, GA

#2 Jun 11, 2012
The End is Dec 21; perfect timing
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All the zombies will lose gravity and float out into space just in time to insure peaceful holidays
Kirk

Lancaster, PA

#3 Jun 11, 2012
BRAAAINS!
Frank Stanton

Omaha, NE

#4 Jun 11, 2012
drug-addict, disease-spreading, breeder, sex animals will be the end of this world.

pathetic ameriKKKa. such a 2nd-rate KKK country.
Floyd

Germany

#5 Jun 11, 2012
Frank Stanton wrote:
drug-addict, disease-spreading, breeder, sex animals will be the end of this world.
pathetic ameriKKKa. such a 2nd-rate KKK country.
STFU queer!

“Created Equal”

Since: Feb 08

USA

#6 Jun 11, 2012
...But they weren't Zombies! Zombies are reanimated corpses of the dead.(Frankenstein's monster was technically a zombie by that definition, but was not reported to hunger for brains...)

The incidents cited in the article were, in fact, drug-crazed cannibals. These were caused, alternately by synthetic meth/cocaine marketed as "bath salts" and a particularly BAD batch of LSD which has been popping in southern U.S. cities. Frankly, if you're gonna put that crap into your brain, all bets are off.

Let us not forget the self-promoting Canadian gay porn star Luka Rocco Magnotta,(dubbed "Canadian Psycho") who, after posting a web video of himself smothering kittens in a plastic freezer bag, decided to top that by tying-up his lover, killing him with an icepick, dismembering the corpse, performing sex acts with various body parts, eating some of the flesh, and then mailing the hands and feet to schools and political party offices before abandoning the torso in a suitcase outside his apartment building.(Authorities are still trying to locate the head.) Oh, yeah, he videoed the whole gruesome episode and posted that on the web too. Trust me, don't look for the video; don't watch it. There are some things you'd really rather not see, despite one's natural morbid curiousity.

Avoid becoming a drug crazed cannibal... remember the lessons we learned from Woodstock: Don't take the brown acid. If vodka and pot aren't enough of an escape for you, you don't need stronger drugs, you need a therapist.

“Equality First”

Since: Jan 09

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#7 Jun 11, 2012
Just the other night I watched a movie called "Book of Eli". A side subject of it was cannibalism after a nuclear war. Evidently, after a steady diet of human meat, one side effect is trembling of the limbs. I guess it is now time for those of us not being monogamus, to have your trick extend his/her hands out to check for tremlbing.

Since: Dec 08

Toronto, ON, Canada

#8 Jun 11, 2012
All zombies should be warned about eating brains. They may carry prions causing Jakob-Kreutzfeldt syndrome. Stick to gnawing on safe body parts like arms and legs.

Since: Dec 08

Toronto, ON, Canada

#9 Jun 11, 2012
ScottyMatic wrote:
...But they weren't Zombies! Zombies are reanimated corpses of the dead.(Frankenstein's monster was technically a zombie by that definition, but was not reported to hunger for brains...)
The incidents cited in the article were, in fact, drug-crazed cannibals. These were caused, alternately by synthetic meth/cocaine marketed as "bath salts" and a particularly BAD batch of LSD which has been popping in southern U.S. cities. Frankly, if you're gonna put that crap into your brain, all bets are off.
Let us not forget the self-promoting Canadian gay porn star Luka Rocco Magnotta,(dubbed "Canadian Psycho") who, after posting a web video of himself smothering kittens in a plastic freezer bag, decided to top that by tying-up his lover, killing him with an icepick, dismembering the corpse, performing sex acts with various body parts, eating some of the flesh, and then mailing the hands and feet to schools and political party offices before abandoning the torso in a suitcase outside his apartment building.(Authorities are still trying to locate the head.) Oh, yeah, he videoed the whole gruesome episode and posted that on the web too. Trust me, don't look for the video; don't watch it. There are some things you'd really rather not see, despite one's natural morbid curiousity.
Avoid becoming a drug crazed cannibal... remember the lessons we learned from Woodstock: Don't take the brown acid. If vodka and pot aren't enough of an escape for you, you don't need stronger drugs, you need a therapist.
It appears now that most of Mr. Magnotta's porn films were of his own making. The Toronto news has carried little information about his home life as a child or what he was like in school.
Bringmedinner

San Jose, CA

#10 Jun 11, 2012
I want to hear some apologetics from homosexuals claiming these guys were born that way.

“Equality First”

Since: Jan 09

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#11 Jun 11, 2012
Bringmedinner wrote:
I want to hear some apologetics from homosexuals claiming these guys were born that way.
Oeople are born gay, but not cannibals. Cannibals are a product of what ever causes mental illness, I suppose.
Jaimie

Madison, WI

#12 Jun 11, 2012
I dont find it funny. My father was US NAVY back in the 1960s on a airfcraft carrier; which was CIA debriefing vessle, medical science and other.

Speed of time in brian and relaity that is normal form a brith of a infected eprson, drugs, alcohol, food components etc. That was their real life.

Usually FBi puts them in a city that all people see the same thing, and civilans enter at own risk.

DEAD ZONE productions is showing real life deaths on their lines. They also have a sattelitte that bypasses our time speed, so when a murder trial is on agenda, they will put on all stations the actual footage video and audio of the real events.

They cant catch them but have a agreement with Government to only permit upon volitile pertience to not disrupt all civilian life: meaning you got the wrong circumstantial evidence or wrong perp. So they are of sound mind in attack as well.

Since: Mar 09

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#13 Jun 11, 2012
I've never been a fan of this particular contributor to The Huffington Post.
Kirk

Lancaster, PA

#14 Jun 12, 2012
ScottyMatic wrote:
...But they weren't Zombies! Zombies are reanimated corpses of the dead.(Frankenstein's monster was technically a zombie by that definition, but was not reported to hunger for brains...)
The incidents cited in the article were, in fact, drug-crazed cannibals. These were caused, alternately by synthetic meth/cocaine marketed as "bath salts" and a particularly BAD batch of LSD which has been popping in southern U.S. cities. Frankly, if you're gonna put that crap into your brain, all bets are off.
Let us not forget the self-promoting Canadian gay porn star Luka Rocco Magnotta,(dubbed "Canadian Psycho") who, after posting a web video of himself smothering kittens in a plastic freezer bag, decided to top that by tying-up his lover, killing him with an icepick, dismembering the corpse, performing sex acts with various body parts, eating some of the flesh, and then mailing the hands and feet to schools and political party offices before abandoning the torso in a suitcase outside his apartment building.(Authorities are still trying to locate the head.) Oh, yeah, he videoed the whole gruesome episode and posted that on the web too. Trust me, don't look for the video; don't watch it. There are some things you'd really rather not see, despite one's natural morbid curiousity.
Avoid becoming a drug crazed cannibal... remember the lessons we learned from Woodstock: Don't take the brown acid. If vodka and pot aren't enough of an escape for you, you don't need stronger drugs, you need a therapist.
Well yes but it's too macabre.

BRAAAAAINS!

Since: Mar 09

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#15 Jun 12, 2012
If zombies are looking to eat brains anywhere in the biblebelt, they'll starve.
art

Grand Island, NE

#16 Jun 29, 2012
Words Given to Timothy, During an Online Fellowship - For The Lord’s Little Flock, and For All Those Who Have Ears to Hear

Thus says The Lord: Blood pours down, a waterfall of tears flow down...
Rivers of tears and blood run through the desolate places! Yet no growth is seen... Nothing at all sprouts forth from the hard and cracked ground. The sound of the charadrion is not heard, neither do the doves come out of their hiding places in the morning... No song is heard.

Blood pours down to cover the mountains...

Blood pours down and tears cover the land...

Blood and tears fall upon the parched ground!...

Yet only dust and ashes remain.

The earth cries out in the morning, and the people mourn at eventide...
From dusk until the dawn, the bodies are piled up in heaps. The whole world loves violence, and over all this murder barely a tear is shed... The voice of weeping and lamentation is rarely heard above a whisper. And the cries of every unborn child is muffled by the sound of their mother’s dying womb, as her heart becomes stone... The light of her eyes darkening... Her life, forfeit.

Mankind is covered in wickedness...
The breadth of the whole earth is filled with every kind of evil. Every tree is dry and bears bitter fruit. For the heart of man is black, the void within him, deep... A widening chasm filled with deep darkness, sheer cliffs on every side. Every branch withers, no more will leaves appear... Dry and dead branches, ready to be broken off and cast into the fire.

The heart of The Lord your God is very heavy...

The heart of The Lord is enraged, and is very heavy...

The sorrow of The Lord is deep and infinite.

My people, let it be known to you: I take no pleasure at all in what I must do, in what must be done... NO PLEASURE AT ALL! Says The Lord...
As My hand draws back, blood pours down. As I strike the earth in My anger, My tears run down. As famine spreads forth across the land, My heart is rent inside Me over the hardness of men’s hearts! As My face fills with the heat of My fury, My eyes are set ablaze with fire, over that which I see!... My tears run down, My blood pours down.

As My own servants turn from Me and run...

As My own beloved, whom I have called sons and daughters,
Turn and fight against Me...

As My own body betrays Me...

My blood pours down, My tears run down.

As the nations come together, and bind My hands and My feet, My tears run down. As they bruise Me and spit in My eyes, while mocking Me, My tears run down. As they pierce My side, My blood and tears run down together! As My own people drive in the nails still, I am risen up from My place with My arms spread apart, waiting to receive them... My blood runs down, the tears run down.

OH MY PEOPLE!...

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!

Hard generation! Sleeping children! Even My own fall asleep, unable to watch with Me for one hour... Their hearts hardened, unwilling to weep with Me in this last hour...
Do you not understand My sorrows, little flock?... They refuse to be healed! Therefore I must destroy them! My blood runs down, and they refuse it! My tears fall like rain upon the nations, yet they will not lift their head, nor do they hold out their tongue to drink it!... Where have all My children gone?!

They choose death!...

They choose death!...

And at the last day, they shall surely receive it!...

They shall taste of it to the fullest! Therefore do My tears run down! Therefore do the rivers run like death through the waste places! Beloved, they heap up death, only to throw themselves upon the heap! Lo, they have made their covenant with death, and with the grave they are in agreement! They burn candles and make sacrifices to other gods! Yea, they bow down to them!... Behold, they shall be slaughtered and burned together!

See more at: http://trumpetcallofgodonline.com/index.php5...

“goodbye topix”

Since: Jun 12

Im not here

#17 Jun 29, 2012
Rainbow Kid wrote:
The End is Dec 21; perfect timing
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All the zombies will lose gravity and float out into space just in time to insure peaceful holidays
That Mayaen Calander was wrong, the new date is supposed to be 2020 now and not 2012.
Jaimie

Madison, WI

#18 Jun 29, 2012
_Absinthe_ wrote:
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That Mayaen Calander was wrong, the new date is supposed to be 2020 now and not 2012.
Remember February was not part of a year.

Back in time 3 years passed to our one year. Time lines and perceputal variations (manmade I presume)

How long doe sit take to see the light from a star to travel accress the Universe. A couple years? SO all the star charts are off, so I would read a astrological profiles and charts for two years in the future instead of current day to get my current day reading and calculations.

Those Zombies, eat brains as a result they could nto talk no longer, it was the only way to show where on thier body was in pain.

I am one of the natural vampire formations in USA many of us. I even visited the chamber that nobody comes out of a coma and dies from. ANd have surpassed those reality systems as well. Brain is like a video game. I was 8 years old when my coma had me in a library with spirits, Checking books, they wer eobnoxious, you dont want to read that here this may prove more entertaining, drink this. I survived rememebring my name and seeing pin hole lights in the wall foundations, and sucked in some air thru that, and baited apollo in to a challege, the light formed a giant enamili and tore the wall apart and lifted me up and I ran from their to the next brain chamber AKA portal in time.

I have well over 8 head injuries. And no decomposition of smell on my body but died many times fought to wake faster.

Roselawn Cememtary In Wisconsin had Vampires coming back to life, in the moseleum for decades. A Doctor was always on site in case they reawoke. I think they stopped that in 1970s. The rest of that colony is 3 blocks up the street form the cememtary is a big Vampire movement.

I remember as a child, 1978 I went to MEriter Hospital to visit my Doctor. On that day, I was walking up University Avenue to the Hopital and several men were surroudning a man behind the trees, all in suits. it was by a school, the older man shot the mans leg. He fell to the ground i shouted " I see you get away from that man" One of the younger men shot the man dead at that moment, Another man said Ill get the kid, he ran up to me and I was in shock, The trees could not process the death until the blood hit the roots so they were waiting to fight. Im rambling, the doctor had this information, As well I was the little girl that told of a SHOT they gave the baby ward in 1969 that had us all hallucinating, So on that day the Doctors were scrambling to recall that medication off the shelves for the infant an dchild ward for testing.

Now the moral of that story was on that day a man ran out the morg at the Hostpial, alive, He woke up and the UW student was trying to give him a shot and refused to permit him to leave the room, he fought for his life and ran up the halls, indicating they put embalming fluid in people and they woke in the morg while they were killing them again.

Alot to research I wouldnt sit around and be drunk, high or pay video game or stuck online. FBI is defected in Wisconsin so if you can get civilan patrol and start FBI investigations that ours have a inability or unwillingness to protect and serve we need congress to execute them and for civilans to were that badge to do that job as a deputy stand in until real ones that are not unlawful coem forward for the job.

“goodbye topix”

Since: Jun 12

Im not here

#19 Jun 29, 2012
Ha! Great story Jamie of Madison.
I'll donate blood to a vamp, but I won't let a zombie eat my flesh.

“ reality, what a concept”

Since: Nov 07

this one

#20 Jun 29, 2012
_Absinthe_ wrote:
That Mayaen Calander was wrong, the new date is supposed to be 2020 now and not 2012.
We've been predicting the end of the world since the beginning of our place in it, what makes you imagine any one date more plausible than another? Oh, if you do believe one date to be more plausible than another, a bit of advice, it's always better to be a Millerite on the hillside than chasing a spaceship in the tail of a comet.

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