"We need to continue to support Sen. Stevens. We need to vote for him because a vote for him is a vote for a conservative candidate, a Republican who best represents the interests and beliefs of Alaskans.... We don't know what happens in the future. But if you don't want Mark Begich, you vote for Ted Stevens." — McHugh Pierre, spokesman for the Alaska

Because god knows, we want to continue Republican corruption for the foreseeable future.