Texas governor: give excess tax money back to people

Jan 29, 2013 Full story: Reuters 149

Texas Governor Rick Perry on Tuesday called for returning excess tax money to taxpayers and tapping the state's rainy-day fund for water and transportation infrastructure.

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Since: Oct 08

Atlanta, GA

#124 Jan 31, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Good one(s). But actually I was being serious. I believe, despite our enormous ideological differences, there is a kind of odd mutual respect between us. But I do find you a bit puzzling, especially since we both seem to appreciate a good chortle. I am interested in your views on the issues I mentioned because I want to understand you a little better.
I don't have much luck with the ladies...I don't know why, I've got a red sports car, a no limit credit card, and a vasectomy...what else is there?
But seriously, women are not cut out for politics, truck driving, the military, heavy lifting, hunting, gathering and manly stuff. They are not good poker players, they cry at nothing, they wash their hands too much, They can't hit a golf ball as far, they can't pick up as much stuff to help load trucks, they are scared of lots of stuff, and they should stick with what God created them for, child nurturing, and nest building...They should bake cookies during the day, and take a bubble bath before their man gets home from his hunting and gathering, and risk taking.

“Happiness comes through giving”

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#125 Jan 31, 2013
inbred Genius wrote:
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I don't have much luck with the ladies...I don't know why, I've got a red sports car, a no limit credit card, and a vasectomy...what else is there?
But seriously, women are not cut out for politics, truck driving, the military, heavy lifting, hunting, gathering and manly stuff. They are not good poker players, they cry at nothing, they wash their hands too much, They can't hit a golf ball as far, they can't pick up as much stuff to help load trucks, they are scared of lots of stuff, and they should stick with what God created them for, child nurturing, and nest building...They should bake cookies during the day, and take a bubble bath before their man gets home from his hunting and gathering, and risk taking.
Next thing you know you'll be claiming men give birth.

Since: Oct 08

Atlanta, GA

#126 Feb 1, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Next thing you know you'll be claiming men give birth.
no, worse than that, we have kidney stones. Women are the fair sex, God created them for a reason, and hard dirty work was not one of them.

Since: Feb 08

Hypoluxo Fl

#127 Feb 1, 2013
inbred Genius wrote:
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no, worse than that, we have kidney stones. Women are the fair sex, God created them for a reason, and hard dirty work was not one of them.
Hasn't sis been getting real dirty servicing trailer trash like you?

Since: Oct 08

Alpharetta, GA

#128 Feb 1, 2013
Mykro wrote:
<quoted text>Hasn't sis been getting real dirty servicing trailer trash like you?
I can't answer that, she's currently traveling with the circus.

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#129 Feb 1, 2013
inbred Genius wrote:
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no, worse than that, we have kidney stones. Women are the fair sex, God created them for a reason, and hard dirty work was not one of them.
So you have a hotline to God. No wonder I've been on "hold" so long.

Since: Oct 08

Alpharetta, GA

#130 Feb 1, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>So you have a hotline to God. No wonder I've been on "hold" so long.
I got his private line...and no, it's not Beechwood 4 5 7 8 9. Nor is it 8 6 7 5 3 0 9. The Marvellettes and Tommy Tutone.

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#131 Feb 1, 2013
inbred Genius wrote:
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I got his private line...and no, it's not Beechwood 4 5 7 8 9. Nor is it 8 6 7 5 3 0 9. The Marvellettes and Tommy Tutone.
I'll try again later.

Since: Oct 08

Alpharetta, GA

#132 Feb 1, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>I'll try again later.
operator, would you help me place this call, you see the number on my matchbook is old and faded.

She could not leave a number, but i know whose place to call,cause my uncle took the message and he wrote it on the wall.

Since: Sep 09

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#133 Feb 1, 2013
inbred Genius wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't have much luck with the ladies...I don't know why, I've got a red sports car, a no limit credit card, and a vasectomy...what else is there?
But seriously, women are not cut out for politics, truck driving, the military, heavy lifting, hunting, gathering and manly stuff. They are not good poker players, they cry at nothing, they wash their hands too much, They can't hit a golf ball as far, they can't pick up as much stuff to help load trucks, they are scared of lots of stuff, and they should stick with what God created them for, child nurturing, and nest building...They should bake cookies during the day, and take a bubble bath before their man gets home from his hunting and gathering, and risk taking.
Personality

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#134 Feb 1, 2013
inbred Genius wrote:
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operator, would you help me place this call, you see the number on my matchbook is old and faded.
She could not leave a number, but i know whose place to call,cause my uncle took the message and he wrote it on the wall.
Joe: Hello...hello! Who's calling?...You don't say!...You don't say!...You don't say!... Well, goodbye.
Moe: Who was it?
Joe: He didn't say.
CBOW

Dover, PA

#135 Feb 1, 2013
inbred Genius wrote:
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I don't have much luck with the ladies...I don't know why, I've got a red sports car, a no limit credit card, and a vasectomy...what else is there?
But seriously, women are not cut out for politics, truck driving, the military, heavy lifting, hunting, gathering and manly stuff. They are not good poker players, they cry at nothing, they wash their hands too much, They can't hit a golf ball as far, they can't pick up as much stuff to help load trucks, they are scared of lots of stuff, and they should stick with what God created them for, child nurturing, and nest building...They should bake cookies during the day, and take a bubble bath before their man gets home from his hunting and gathering, and risk taking.
If you're serious, I can indeed see why you don't have any luck with the ladies. I am excellent at poker and cookie baking, can you say the same? wink wink!

Since: Oct 08

Alpharetta, GA

#136 Feb 1, 2013
Mi_nina wrote:
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Personality
great song, Lloyd Price, about 1958, if memory serves.

Since: Oct 08

Alpharetta, GA

#137 Feb 1, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>
Joe: Hello...hello! Who's calling?...You don't say!...You don't say!...You don't say!... Well, goodbye.
Moe: Who was it?
Joe: He didn't say.
Red Skelton

Since: Oct 08

Alpharetta, GA

#138 Feb 1, 2013
CBOW wrote:
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If you're serious, I can indeed see why you don't have any luck with the ladies. I am excellent at poker and cookie baking, can you say the same? wink wink!
I'm mostly messin with LWolf...he thinks I'm a real person. I don't have a problem with the ladies, except when they are on the golf course during daylight hours.

1. Never call into trips showing, unless you have the 4th
2. If you play every hand, you gotta win half the time just to break even.
3. Your 4 cards ( omaha) have to have at least 2 or preferably 3 plays to the nut, or you should fold.

I just play omaha, texas holdem makes me sleepy....get a pair, go all in, yawn.
CBOW

Dover, PA

#139 Feb 1, 2013
inbred Genius wrote:
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I'm mostly messin with LWolf...he thinks I'm a real person. I don't have a problem with the ladies, except when they are on the golf course during daylight hours.
1. Never call into trips showing, unless you have the 4th
2. If you play every hand, you gotta win half the time just to break even.
3. Your 4 cards ( omaha) have to have at least 2 or preferably 3 plays to the nut, or you should fold.
I just play omaha, texas holdem makes me sleepy....get a pair, go all in, yawn.
I was thinking more of 5 card stud, and the score kept through strip poker. It works well on the guys. Guys are even more modest than a lot of woman. Golf is not my sport. Cars, motorcycles, archery and guns are my interests. BTW, wolf needs to be messed with. LOL!

Since: Oct 08

Alpharetta, GA

#140 Feb 1, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>
Joe: Hello...hello! Who's calling?...You don't say!...You don't say!...You don't say!... Well, goodbye.
Moe: Who was it?
Joe: He didn't say.
why would anybody rate this negatively? it's a great little ditty, from the late 50's...Red Skelton was a funny guy, Gertrude and Heathcliff, Clem Caddilhopper, etc. He and Jackie Gleason, along with Uncle Milty and Sid Caesar were TV pioneers. The paved the way for Laugh In, which paved the way for Saturday Night Live.

Since: Oct 08

Alpharetta, GA

#141 Feb 1, 2013
Dick Martin........"INDIANS, INDIANS !!!"
Dan Rowan....." Sioux?"
Dick...." No, we settled out of court"

How do you like my arrow shirt?

Since: Oct 08

Alpharetta, GA

#142 Feb 1, 2013
Whats a Greek Urn?

Oh, bout a buck and a quarter an hour.

“Science not Conservatism”

Since: Jan 12

Progress, not Denial

#143 Feb 1, 2013
inbred Genius wrote:
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the air force don't turn over many of their million dollar jets to dumb guys...I guess thats why you see only honkies flying em? Tuskeegee airmen aint gonna be flyin no F18 hornets, nomesayin?
That you're a racist is nothing new, Georgia.

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