Welcome to the 2013 Virginia Republican Conference. We have a full agenda. Let's get started:

*We hate Obama!
*We hate women
*We hate Obama!
*We hate gays
*We hate Obama!
*We hate minorities
*We hate Obama!
*We hate science
*We hate Obama!
*We hate Planned Parenthood
*We hate Obama!
*We hate Medicare
*We hate Obama!
*We hate Medicaid
*We hate Obama!
*We hate Social Security
*We hate Obama!
*We hate education
*We hate Obama!
*We hate the EPA
*We hate Obama!
*We hate the government
*We hate Obama!

Day 2 agenda:

*We love war
*We hate Obama!
*We love buying guns without a background check
*We hate Obama!
*47% of the country is lazy
*We hate Obama!
*We are becoming Greece
*We hate Obama!

This concludes the 2013 Virginia Republican Conference. We looked forward to seeing you back again next year. Please pick up your complimentary "We hate Obama" poster as you exit. Thanks for coming.