Tennessee Bars Schoolkids From Holdin...

Tennessee Bars Schoolkids From Holding Hands Because It Could Lead to Sex [Tennessee]

There are 17 comments on the Gawker story from Apr 30, 2012, titled Tennessee Bars Schoolkids From Holding Hands Because It Could Lead to Sex [Tennessee]. In it, Gawker reports that:

Tennessee's House of Representatives Friday passed the controversial "Gateway Sexual Activity Bill" by a vote of 68-23, sending it to Gov.

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Jen

Carlsbad, CA

#1 May 1, 2012
The real problem is that the kids are holding glands!
anonymous

Cincinnati, OH

#2 May 4, 2012
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GOOD MORNING! tWeeeet!
AS YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW BY NOW FROM LAST WEEK'S MEMO, HOLDING HANDS, OR ANY OTHER PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION, IS NO LONGER CONSIDERED APPROPRIATE OR ALLOWED IN THIS JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL.
THIS INCLUDES TEACHERS W/TEACHERS, STUDENT W/STUDENT, AND STUDENTS WITH TEACHERS.
HOWEVER, YOU MAY CONTINUE TO FUCK IN THE LOCKER ROOMS, BATHROOMS, STAIRWELLS, CAFETERIA, STUDY HALLS, SUPPLY CLOSETS, AND BEHIND THE SHELVES IN THE LIBRARY, AS WELL AS IN ALL THE OTHER USUAL AREAS DESIGNATED AS STUDENT COPULATION AREAS.
JUST PLEASE DON'T GET CAUGHT HOLDING HANDS!
THAT IS ALL!
PLEASE JOIN ME IN STANDING FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM.
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Since: May 09

Location hidden

#3 May 4, 2012
anonymous wrote:
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GOOD MORNING! tWeeeet!
AS YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW BY NOW FROM LAST WEEK'S MEMO, HOLDING HANDS, OR ANY OTHER PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION, IS NO LONGER CONSIDERED APPROPRIATE OR ALLOWED IN THIS JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL.
THIS INCLUDES TEACHERS W/TEACHERS, STUDENT W/STUDENT, AND STUDENTS WITH TEACHERS.
HOWEVER, YOU MAY CONTINUE TO FUCK IN THE LOCKER ROOMS, BATHROOMS, STAIRWELLS, CAFETERIA, STUDY HALLS, SUPPLY CLOSETS, AND BEHIND THE SHELVES IN THE LIBRARY, AS WELL AS IN ALL THE OTHER USUAL AREAS DESIGNATED AS STUDENT COPULATION AREAS.
JUST PLEASE DON'T GET CAUGHT HOLDING HANDS!
THAT IS ALL!
PLEASE JOIN ME IN STANDING FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM.
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"I pledge allegiance to the flag..."

May I go to the locker room now???
Marcus

United States

#4 May 4, 2012
against society going backwards, instead of making sure all the girls are on birth control and then requiring all students to pass a "sexual proficiency test" before graduating! imagine your child coming home all excited because they got in A in doggy style! and it would put such a wonderful new spin on them going upstairs with a steady partner from school to do their homework...
bad dad

Northallerton, UK

#5 May 4, 2012
Only in America could such a stupid law be passed. Only in America could it be legal to marry a horse in one state and not to hold hands with a human in another. Insane.
imaginaryfriend

Sterling Heights, MI

#8 May 4, 2012
bad dad wrote:
Only in America could such a stupid law be passed. Only in America could it be legal to marry a horse in one state and not to hold hands with a human in another. Insane.
I agree totally! And they have us locked in since bushee's failure to read the intelligence reports prior to 9/11. With the bush depression, 1 out of 6 Americans are starving. Wall Street got bailed out, we got screwed.(But NOT in Tennessee!).
teach

Columbia, TN

#9 May 6, 2012
Something else to put on the Tennessee teacher!
Anti-Liberal

Bell City, MO

#10 May 7, 2012
Glad to see my state doing something right
anonymous

Cincinnati, OH

#11 May 7, 2012
Anti-Liberal wrote:
Glad to see my state doing something right
they SHOULD GO BACK TO SEPARATE SCHOOLS FOR BOYS AND GIRLS....

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#12 May 8, 2012
Bach to the 1800's with them !!!
anonymous

Cincinnati, OH

#13 May 8, 2012
The-- Terminator wrote:
Bach to the 1800's with them !!!
Yeah... but you know what? Back in the 1800's, people actually learned how to do things.... like read, and write and do math...
I see today teachers... TEACHERS who cannot write a simple sentence!
or do math. I see people who have a 'high school diploma' that read at the 3 grade level, and can't do math, they are functionally illiterate. ANY improvement would be major. What is to become of us?

And besides, male teachers for male schools, female teachers for the female schools might slow down the female predators from molesting our boys....
Hondo

United States

#14 May 10, 2012
anonymous wrote:
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Yeah... but you know what? Back in the 1800's, people actually learned how to do things.... like read, and write and do math...
Many people in the 1800's could not read and do math. They had to work everyday just to survive. The things that they did learn enabled them to do that.....education was not the most important thing in their lives back then.
Hondo

United States

#15 May 10, 2012
anonymous wrote:
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they SHOULD GO BACK TO SEPARATE SCHOOLS FOR BOYS AND GIRLS....
Why don't we just put chastity belts on them like they did in ancient history.....pathetic !!
anonymous

Cincinnati, OH

#16 May 10, 2012
Hondo wrote:
<quoted text>Why don't we just put chastity belts on them like they did in ancient history.....pathetic !!
But then they can't screw! where's the fun in THAT!
anonymous

Cincinnati, OH

#17 May 10, 2012
Hondo wrote:
<quoted text>Many people in the 1800's could not read and do math. They had to work everyday just to survive. The things that they did learn enabled them to do that.....education was not the most important thing in their lives back then.
You know what absolutely blows my mind? That back in the very late 1800's (1890's) and early 1900's, when much of the world still got around on horseback and did not have electric power, there were physicists making basic discoveries about the atom and atomic particle physics...
And that we were just learning to fly at about the same time that we were just beginning to make automobiles....
that just boggles my mind.
SaM I Am

Seale, AL

#18 May 12, 2012
Anti-Liberal wrote:
Glad to see my state doing something right
When you find "what they do right" let us know since it doesn't happen often . You can't legislate sexual behavior. Been tried.....failed.
anonymous

Cincinnati, OH

#19 May 12, 2012
SaM I Am wrote:
<quoted text>When you find "what they do right" let us know since it doesn't happen often . You can't legislate sexual behavior. Been tried.....failed.
You are absolutely right. To hell with academics. We're not going to need them anyway, as there will be no jobs.

The school needs to have unisex locker rooms. Organized orgies in the gym. We need to make sex ed include compulsory intercourse from grade one. We could have them play sexually based games like musical mates. Syncronised fucking. Gay boy butt humping.
We could hold contests like sexual relay races. And endurance sex.
We could even have a sexual Olympics!
And practice prom night promiscuity.

Hell, If we can't make anything else in this country, at least we can still make babies!
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