Scotland has fewer Nessie sightings

“I think we live in a more pragmatic age, and that people are becoming more aware of the sort of illusions that can occur on water”

GLASGOW, Scotland, Sept. 30 Tourism officials in Scotland are bemoaning a drop-off in Loch Ness monster sightings, fearing it will be bad for business. via Earth Times

[Lola the bunny]

Nessie is no more. The cash-poor fisherman caught poor nessie, skinned it alive and then killed nessie and what for? They sold dead nessie to American celebrities who created a whole womens fashion outlet out of nessie bits. This is why there are no sightings.

[Raf]

LOCH NESS MONSTER NESSIE UNPUBLISHED PAINTING M.C.ESCHER DATE 18.1.1949.-

Nessie a painting found unpublished by M.C.Escher ( 1898-1972)Holland.-

There is who says the painting of M.C.Escher 1898-1972 is authentic, to
Summon with consideration and respect towards a jurywoman who works
At the court of ROME, done by a professional ,famous and respected
person
The Dott.Anna PETRECCHIA ,dated august 04-2006.
The expert report is made of 51 pages that proofs the authenticity of
this
Works of art,with the opinion of art experts, tv and stamped papers
that represents
NESSIE the Monster Of Loch Ness that appears from under the water of
the lake
With the sound of a flute, played by a black man without a face.
( in my opinion a monster that calls another monster ).-
Local TV and newspapers have brought this notice in several occasions.

ATTENTION
The M.C.escher Foundation of Baarn Holand say their consideration:

This is to let you know that M.C.Escher NEVER HAVE MADE a
Painting and the mentioned paining of Loch Nes is fake.
You should rectify this message. It is absolutely nonsense.
For years this people are trying to get a certificate,but
The never will get, because it is a forgery.
M.C.escher Foundation.

Has far has we know from informations, uptil now the M.C.Escher
Foundation
HAS NEVER SEEN OR CHECKED THE ORIGINAL PAINTING
Neither the handwriting, the date 18.1.1949, the dedication, the
signature and
The registration number behind the painting.
Even though, the M.C.Escher Foundation say such a thing,
NOT EVEN EXAMINATING ( neither by their own experts )
THE ORIGINAL PAINTING .
We will wait for a proofing certificate that this art is really a fake
so we can
Spread it all over the world.
Uptil then the painting is the ORIGINAL.-
ITALY

[HHC]

Perhaps this has to do with a drop in drug and alcohol consumption in Scotland? Or you just don't want us Americans coming over there to look for Nessie. lmao

[michelangelo]

Graphic report relative at writings presents on verso of one work of art execute by Dutch painter MC ESCHER - NESSIE the Monster of Loch Ness ( Scotland ).- Unpublished Painting to dated 18.1.1949 M.C.ESCHER (1898-1972 ) Holland.-



Part by graphic consultacy and partial quoted:

DOTT. ANNA PETRECCHIA

GRAPHIC EXPERT

MASTER IN CRIME-LAW COURT SCIENCE

Viale Gorizia ,14- 00198 R O M E (ITALY)

GRAPHIC CONSULTANCY

Relative at writings presents on versus of one work of art

Executed with coal painting technique

On request of Part

I N D E X

Job pag. 3

Introduction pag. 4

Instrumental test pag. 9

Check of Writings pag. 11

Presentation comparative writing pag. 15

Inspection comparative writing pag. 16

Comparisons pag. 22

Conclusions pag. 49

Verifications pag. 50

[michelangelo]

JOB pag. 3

The Prof. Dott. Anna Petrecchia, graphic expert
Member's Register of Court of Rome (Italy), is delegated by
Part to examine the writing present on back of one picture,
to confirm if the picture is created by M.C.Escher.

I have examined in original the picture
to check, whereas for the comparison I have utilized part's writings
by catalogues reproducing the works of artist,
that following indicated.

The papers are sufficients
quantity, and fit for quality, to
make the job entrusted.

INTRODUCTION

.......The writings to check are constituded by signatures,
cursive writings and numerals..........

...The signature is identifyked simply because it is
believed unique and characteristic of only his author........
...Anyone is in able to copy all the peculiaritys of the
writing, or one signature or one letter or note, of
another individual, maintaining the same speed and graphic level of the
model so that to dry to copy..Is not possible to modify the own writing natural...
All the writings of
the expert are accurate examined...

[michelangelo]

INSTRUMENTAL TEST

The paper to check is examined with ultraviolet fluorescence
with stereoscopic microscope, at direct and graze light.

This test is direct to check the integrity of
the structure, the presence or not of intentional falsify and of
hidden layouts.
....The check of the art work have not emphasized the
presence of intentional modify participations.

WRITINGS TO CHECK

The writings to check are situated on back of the graphic work ..
...of M.C. Escher, on paper of straw colour.

So that deal with one classic dedicate in german language, series by date and
signature, costituted of two name Mauritius Cornelis.....
The writings,.......coming by many graphics moments:
CATALOGUE OF ART WORK (serious writing, structured,
meditated, regular movement: nothing is leted at case; the work measure
42 x 53 cm (16,53 x 20,86 inch), the frame is in oak; DEDICATED (speed writing, low direction line, irregular, simple ....).

PRESENTATION COMPARATIVE WRITING

We have many writings and signatures of Escher, finded in
catalogues dedicated to the artist, published with assistance of the
" M. C. ESCHER FOUNDATION", that offering a panorama
enough complete of his handwriting, and allow to execute the
necessary comparisons to make the job ......
The writings are finded in :.........

[michelangelo]

COMPARISONS

......... The inspections of the material
.....have permit to point out many and
significants correspondences.

In fact, correspond the dinamic-gesture traits
relatived at individual activity really of the executor,...
....correspond, in detail, the quality of the stroke,...
... and the pressure ..... the proportionals relationships ........ then, of the unique's hand.

.......Correspond the letters :....... correspond the
forced gestures ......correspond :..... the numerals.
......-

RESUITS

The correspondences, numerouses, located
at all the levels of the graphomotricity's writings
compared, and in absence of significant disequalitys,
allow to express a opinion of AUTHENTIC'S
writings examinated.

ROME (Italy), 04-08-06

[michelangelo]

Video youtube NESSIE loch ness. Unpublished painting date 18.1.1949 MC ESCHER

http://it.youtube.com/results...

[michelangelo]

NEWS ITALY

BLACK MAN PLAY FLUTE NESSIE
Loch Ness Monster 18.1.1949
M.C.ESCHER 1898-1972 NL

http://it.youtube.com/results...

[my kind of town]

michelangelo wrote:

NEWS ITALY
BLACK MAN PLAY FLUTE NESSIE
Loch Ness Monster 18.1.1949
M.C.ESCHER 1898-1972 NL
http://it.youtube.com/results...

Sadly Nessie refused to wear a Burkah and was shot.

[Scottish-Girl]

my kind of town wrote:

<quoted text>
Sadly Nessie refused to wear a Burkah and was shot.

LMAO you are a cracker, that made me giggle....yes poor nessie :(.... burkaless and now dead..

[Krypteia]

It come's to something when even Nessie is pissed off and leaves this F.cked up country i hear she is now going topless in Benidorm or was that Miss Goodie. Brown i hope you get arse cancer.

[touching]

^^Too many people laughing at their own jokes here. This 'judge it' thing is crap.

[HHC]

touching wrote:

^^Too many people laughing at their own jokes here. This 'judge it' thing is crap.

I was the one that laughed at the joke, so, the person that told the joke did not judge it.

[Scottish-Girl]

and I gave HHC a helpful for clearing that up for you touching ;)

[HHC]

Scottish-Girl wrote:

and I gave HHC a helpful for clearing that up for you touching ;)

Oh thank you Scottish Girl, I knew there was a reason I love the Scots. That is why I gave you a heart. hahaha

[crabs]

Nessie was promiscuous and caught syphilis from one of his gay lovers. His skin has now been made into costumes for drag artists.

[Frear of Natuke]

no wonder Nessie left the loch. What on earth is some naked Sambo doing playing that skanky stuff? He's freeze to death if it was a Loch Ness.

[michel]

no wonder Nessie left the loch. What on earth is some naked Sambo doing playing that skanky stuff? He's freeze to death if it was a Loch Ness.