the amish farmer and the muslim

Posted in the London, England Forum

levi

United States

#1 Dec 20, 2012
An amish farmer walking through his field in upstate new york notices a man drinking from his pond. The farmer shouts to the stranger,'trink das wasser nicht. die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen,' which means,' dont drink the water, its full of cow crap.'
The stranger shouts back,' I'am muslim, I do not understand, please speak English.'
The amish farmer then replies,'use both hands, you'll get more!'
Indian Dot Head

UK

#2 Dec 20, 2012
Foooooook Offffff
levi

United States

#3 Dec 20, 2012
Guy goes to a sex shop and ask for an inflatable sex doll.
clerk--male or female
guy---female
clerk--black or white
guy--white
clerk--radical christian or extremist muslim
guy--what the hell does relegion have to do with this
clerk---because the extremist muslim one blows itself up
Janet Webb

London, UK

#4 Dec 21, 2012
Amazing. The yanks can behave like knobs even on the Christmas weekend.
Guru Basmati Rice

UK

#5 Dec 21, 2012
Janet Webb wrote:
Amazing. The yanks can behave like knobs even on the Christmas weekend.
Nothing amazing .. They behave like knobs on Christmas Day and Independence Day...
Sorry my mistake Thanksgiving ...
levi

United States

#6 Dec 21, 2012
@janet webb, guru basmati rice---what isnt amazeing is the english loveing muslim, and the muslim, behave like knobs 365 days of the year, 366 on leap year.
levi

United States

#9 Dec 21, 2012
@cucumber head--another person who has no sense of humor, is that typical of the english? I dont know. But I bet youre not english, but a muslim, mulim lover, or paki. O, wait, they're all one in the same.
Albanian kosovan

UK

#11 Dec 22, 2012
we are taking over London pakis be aware

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