Breast milk ice cream goes on sale in London

A London ice cream parlor said its latest "totally natural" flavor, "Baby Gaga," is made with breast milk donated by nursing mothers.

[Tried It]

It has an amazing flavor! The only problem is that it seems to make males extremely horny. Must be the female hormonal content.

[Shrew]

Desperate ... I can just imagine a farm of cockney women expressing their milk just to make premium ice cream!

[_Gaz]

Tried It wrote:

It has an amazing flavor! The only problem is that it seems to make males extremely horny. Must be the female hormonal content.

Wouldn't ingesting female hormones make males less horny?

[_Gaz]

Shrew wrote:

Desperate ... I can just imagine a farm of cockney women expressing their milk just to make premium ice cream!

I've actually given this some thought, and surely human milk would be better than that from a cow, as currently sold in our supermarkets...

It would also create a lot of jobs.

I can just picture a thousand (for example) lactating women turning up for work and connecting their tits to a big machine, then sitting there reading The Sun or gossiping until break time.

What an easy job!

[Shrew]

Female hormones are a bad thing for men. Best avoided.

[Shrew]

_Gaz wrote:

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I've actually given this some thought, and surely human milk would be better than that from a cow, as currently sold in our supermarkets.......

I was in London at the time of the article and this idea of a production line of women just played on my mind. A bizarre thought to say the least.

I try to avoid cows milk, and soya stuff does contain femaile hormones I learnt recently so am also not drinking that now either. Need to find something else for my weetabix, but human expressed milk will most certainly not be on my list.

But for babies ... a definite yes. I we keep in with the natural order of things we wont be too far of the best path.

Methinks.

[_Gaz]

Then again, the equal opportunities mob would probably demand that human milk bosses provide hormone treatment for blokes who wish to work in their factories, and there'd be men with big lactating tits everywhere.

I don't want to live in a world like that.

[Shrew]

Well ..oh sheeeet! Even I never really thought of it that way.

Hormanally enhanced males lactating away on a human milk prodction line.

Yeah. Let just keep things fairly traditional, keep the inequalities where they need to be kept and avoid that kind of future.

No wonder you stick to beer. May have to join you!

[Aphrodesiac]

Will this soon replace Viagra?