SardonicSaint

Preston, UK

#1 Dec 30, 2012
Im lookin fur a wee "Lee-Ann McEasylay" who wears her PJs in ASDA has vapid tattoos and terrible taste in music. i was told Glasgow is full of them, the type of females with no self-respect that will do anything for a chocolate biscuit. She must also speak with a ear ache inducing glasgow nasely wine with a volcabulary that consists of about 10-30 words tops. Girls who smoke, drink to excess, think River City is "Mega" and have never read a book get top priority!

..Remember gay men of Glasgow, think of those less fortunate than yourself,(us Heterosexuals) who have to pick a wife from this lot!
fandan

Stockton-on-tees, UK

#2 Dec 30, 2012
And your point is . . .
Thats class

Glasgow, UK

#3 Dec 30, 2012
Bar the fact that there are some nice lassies in Glasgow, and that beats the hell out the East coast ones.
No girl would ever post on here, at least a sane one.
Its the giggle factor of reading this that convinces me that there should be a DNA test for parents as if this is the gene pool these days we're screwed
fandan

Stockton-on-tees, UK

#4 Dec 30, 2012
Not wrong there like
SardonicSaint

Preston, UK

#5 Dec 30, 2012
The reaction to this post sort of justifies any point i was trying to make..

"Glasgow's browyint mon' how ye noe like it fir ya pr*ck ill purr doo yoo in fir 'at ya daftey"

Or

"Wit ye sae-in wir awe violent fir eh? were noe rite! ill focken stab ye eh deff!"

Because your so tough right?

"Aye! am ur, dead tuff n stwong!"

Sure you are.
Thats class

Glasgow, UK

#6 Dec 30, 2012
Personally, if I ever end up with one of those in want of a better description sengas please shoot me now.
The only bonus to the girl that walks about in a onesie stinking of alcohol is that they are flammable as hell so if we practice pinging lit matches at them we can clean up the gene pool quick enough. The same for all the sovereign burbery wearing wee neds.
We could just shoot the little buggers. Just sit me atop that waste of money tower at the science centre with a 50cal barret and a couple of hundred rounds with a sign saying "free buck fast" and we're sorted
milton

Hinckley, UK

#7 Dec 30, 2012
you also think SEX is what coal is delivered in dont you !
SardonicSaint

Preston, UK

#8 Dec 30, 2012
Thats class wrote:
Personally, if I ever end up with one of those in want of a better description sengas please shoot me now.
The only bonus to the girl that walks about in a onesie stinking of alcohol is that they are flammable as hell so if we practice pinging lit matches at them we can clean up the gene pool quick enough. The same for all the sovereign burbery wearing wee neds.
We could just shoot the little buggers. Just sit me atop that waste of money tower at the science centre with a 50cal barret and a couple of hundred rounds with a sign saying "free buck fast" and we're sorted
We need a good ol'fashioned war like the way they used to have in the old skool days, huge death toll, total cities destroyed, nuclear winter etc.. We could Get Michael Bay to direct it!

WW3.. Coming This Summer!
hahaha

Glasgow, UK

#9 Dec 30, 2012
Sorry to urinate in your champagne mate but that's the stereotypical view of Glasgow . As is anywhere places have there bad people but to tarnish everybody with the same brush is narrow minded . Granted there a some people out there who do need sterilized but thats across Britain Glasgow ain't as bad as Middlesbrough or Birmingham are they ? Even in Scotland fromDundee to methil and even some Ayrshire towns it's like walking into a time warp . Would a swap any of them for Glasgow ?? Lol no chance
Rabbi

Hinckley, UK

#10 Dec 30, 2012
go f--k a polo cowerin wee beastie
fandan

Manchester, UK

#11 Dec 30, 2012
Middlesbrough worse than Glasgow.... Wake up mate
SardonicSaint

Preston, UK

#12 Dec 30, 2012
hahaha wrote:
Sorry to urinate in your champagne mate but that's the stereotypical view of Glasgow . As is anywhere places have there bad people but to tarnish everybody with the same brush is narrow minded . Granted there a some people out there who do need sterilized but thats across Britain Glasgow ain't as bad as Middlesbrough or Birmingham are they ? Even in Scotland fromDundee to methil and even some Ayrshire towns it's like walking into a time warp . Would a swap any of them for Glasgow ?? Lol no chance
True, but i couldnt give a toss. Saying Glasgow is nicer than those places is like living on a turd and arguing with your fellow sh*t dweller that your patch of shit is nicer than theirs!
forum stalker

Glasgow, UK

#13 Dec 30, 2012
Middlesbrough's the pus filled pimple on the ass of nowhere. Its a hell hole
Total-diddy

Satellite Provider

#14 Dec 30, 2012
Wester Hailes?

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