Devizes man admits sex with goat

Aug 20, 2013 Read more: Gazetteandherald.co.uk 10

Robert Steven Newman, 23, of Potterne Road, was due to stand trial for an act of sexual penetration with a living animal in Wiltshire in April this year.

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who

Basingstoke, UK

#1 Aug 20, 2013
juilop

London, UK

#2 Aug 20, 2013
He had recently converted to Islam.
who

Basingstoke, UK

#3 Aug 20, 2013
juilop wrote:
He had recently converted to Islam.
No he's from Wiltshire, so it's only to be expected. His defence lawyer claimed that he mistook the goat for your mum.
dolby

UK

#4 Aug 20, 2013
who wrote:
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No he's from Wiltshire, so it's only to be expected. His defence lawyer claimed that he mistook the goat for your mum.
What if the goat enjoyed it?
who

Basingstoke, UK

#5 Aug 20, 2013
dolby wrote:
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What if the goat enjoyed it?
Well it's not the shagging they mind so much, it's when you try to kiss them afterwards that they tend to get a little pissed off.

There's a guy who lives around here that went to prison for shagging a cat, he's known as Jarvis the cat shagger these days.
Must be like shagging a cross between a teddy bear and a cactus.
who

Basingstoke, UK

#6 Aug 20, 2013
I can't believe people are actually judging these posts....LOL!!
Timmy Cooper

London, UK

#7 Aug 20, 2013
Love it, ram it in, sheep are better.
Oliver Cromwell

Poulton, UK

#8 Aug 20, 2013
I think his chat up line was,hi there would you like to see my Ramparts.
Loopy Mooo

Stevenage, UK

#9 Aug 21, 2013
Another nice English man in past its been dogs now its the poor goats turn,,,SCUM of the earth and probably christian,,LOL LOL LOL..
a spy on Monkey Island

London, UK

#10 Aug 21, 2013
http://mypenmypaper.files.wordpress.com/2009/...

er, seems like everything else (according to afrocentrists) goat shagging originated in Africa, just like AIDS , dengue fever, yellow fever, homosexuality, drive by shootings, gold grills, and screwing little girls to "cure AIDS".

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