Snake in toilet bowl bites man's penis

May 12, 2009 Full story: blogs.app.com 434

A Taiwanese man got the shock of his life when he sat down on the toilet bowl of his home and a snake bit his penis.

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orangeblossomexp ress

Clearwater Beach, FL

#3 May 12, 2009
Look before you sit!!!!!!

Since: Mar 09

Overland Park, KS

#4 May 12, 2009
auroranorth wrote:
Year of the snake a warning from god about Obama
...only for someone like you would a snakebite in Taiwan is a warning about American politics.

GOP has gone completely irrational in their attempts to accept America's judgement on GOP performance.

The GOP is going to have to find more realistic campaigning notes besides "God doesn't like President Obama".

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Since: Aug 08

Hamburg, NY

#5 May 12, 2009
Death match on the WWF smack down.Water snake vs Leg lizzard.

Since: Aug 08

Hamburg, NY

#6 May 12, 2009
auroranorth wrote:
Year of the snake a warning from god about Obama
are you going to keep making an asp of yourself for four(more like eight)more years?????

“1943-2013”

Since: Apr 07

Location hidden

#7 May 12, 2009
DO NOT USE A REGULAR SNAKE IN A TOILET BOWL. A regular snake will scratch and damage the bowl.

“New & Improved..”

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#8 May 12, 2009
"Honey...HELP..!!!..a snake just bit me on the schlong..!!..you've got to suck the poison out or I'll die..!!!!"

"Sorry Harry, doesn't look like you're gonna make it..!"
:o
polyester

Dalton, GA

#9 May 12, 2009
And it hurt, by c./r./a./c./k./y!!!!
abeetz

West Haven, CT

#10 May 12, 2009
That's what he gets for being a SQUATTER!
bigpinky

Richton Park, IL

#11 May 12, 2009
was he standing when this happened?

“IM NOT READY TO MAKE NICE”

Since: Mar 09

AS USUAL, IM THE PRETTY ONE

#12 May 12, 2009
justaguess wrote:
"Honey...HELP..!!!..a snake just bit me on the schlong..!!..you've got to suck the poison out or I'll die..!!!!"
"Sorry Harry, doesn't look like you're gonna make it..!"
:o
i told you if you didnt start putting the seat down,,,i was gonna teach you a lesson!!

“Geologist [I'm Climate Change]”

Since: Mar 07

formerly Nuneaton

#13 May 12, 2009
Reminds me of the Ninja classic assassination technique of "Katana up the ass".

Get well soon.

Have a nice day: Ag

“Crude, Rude, and Lewd!”

Since: Jun 08

Sayonara Falls.

#14 May 12, 2009
The snake was only defending his territory. It saw another snake and naturally bit it.
shadow

Elizabethtown, NC

#15 May 12, 2009
i bet its the same one on that (censored) plane!

“Why not”

Since: Feb 09

Mine

#16 May 12, 2009
OUCH
skip

Augusta, GA

#17 May 12, 2009
justaguess wrote:
"Honey...HELP..!!!..a snake just bit me on the schlong..!!..you've got to suck the poison out or I'll die..!!!!"
"Sorry Harry, doesn't look like you're gonna make it..!"
:o
HH might

“....VETS”

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#18 May 12, 2009
skip wrote:
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HH might


could it be any one else... world traveler

no tidy bowl man

“New & Improved..”

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#19 May 12, 2009
skip wrote:
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HH might
I'd welcome death..!...
:)
susieX

Cairo, GA

#20 May 12, 2009
Goodness, doesn't he know you never sit on a public toiler?
You hover and wet the seat, brown the edges, but you dont get bit!

“Natural laws have no pity”

Since: May 07

Location hidden

#21 May 12, 2009
Trouser snake vs water snake......AND THE WINNER ISSSSS..........THE WATER SNAKE!!!

Since: Sep 08

Pontiac, MI

#22 May 12, 2009
auroranorth wrote:
Year of the snake a warning from god about Obama
That wasn't a snake in the toilet that bit his penis, it was George Bush in his favorite hideout.

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