Does this mean Michelle Obama is recommending if any members of the general public should happen to be overcome with any cannibalistic desires while in the presence of high ranking members of the Democratic Party, that then said hungry people should, and before considering placing any of those "respectable" crooks in a big kettle and then cooking Mafia Stew, first confirm that the crooks they are thinking of boiling and cooking are healthy crooks.
THE RECIPE FOR MAFIA STEW
1- First find a healthy crook or healthy hoodlum.(According to Michelle Obama, unhealthy crooks, unhealthy hoods, and unhealthy hoodlums do not taste nearly as good.)
2- Bring water to a rolling boil and then place the healthy crook in a big stewpot.
3- Cook for forty two minutes while stirring vigorously.
4- Add salt and pepper and A-1 steak sauce.