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“Please go to iCarly.com!”

Since: Sep 07

Seattle, Wahsington

#1 Sep 30, 2007
Hey, it's me Carly, reporting some MAJOR NEWS!!!

For this first time since 6th grade, Sam just went a WHOLE WEEK without getting detention!

BUT...I should tell you...she was out sick with a cold on Monday AND Tuesday. PLUS, Sam had a doctor's appointment on Wednesday so she missed half THAT day, too. Oh, and Miss Briggs caught Sam's cold, so Miss Briggs was out sick on Thursday. And we had Friday off (no school). So I guess it wasn't THAT hard for Sam to not get detention for that week.

Still, CONGRATZ TO SAM!!! Wooo-hoooo!!!!

“Please go to iCarly.com!”

Since: Sep 07

Seattle, Wahsington

#2 Sep 30, 2007
Hey, it's me Carly. I just need to SAY SOMETHING HERE:

It was JUST A NOSE KISS!!!!!

Okay, here's what happened: The super-hot JAKE KRANDLE saw me give Freddie a little kiss on the nose and so he thinks that Freddie and I are dating!!!! Anyway, the rumor got around school and all the girls were jealous that Freddie's my boyfriend now!--WHICH HE'S NOT!

LISTEN UP: FREDDIE and I are JUST FRIENDS!!!! I only kissed his nose 'cuz he did a GIGANTIC favor for me!!!!

So, please stop spreading rumors that he's my BF (although I do admit Freddie's pretty cool). On a totally different subject…Sam ate my turkey burger then burped!

“Please go to iCarly.com!”

Since: Sep 07

Seattle, Wahsington

#3 Sep 30, 2007
Here's Carly's blog.

This week was ALMOST the worst week EVER! OMG, I thought I was gonna have to move to YAKIMA! Try saying "Yakima" out loud -- it sounds like a person vomiting (no offense to the nice people who live in Yakima!)

So this is what happened…

You probably saw our web show where Spencer showed off his "Fan of Hammers" -- which was awesome -- UNTIL one of the hammers FLEW OFF and went flying right toward my head! Lucky for me, I ducked. It was a little scary, but hey, it was an accident. No big deal.

But my Granddad saw it (on iCarly) and got all mad at Spencer. He said Spencer was "irresponsible." So my Granddad tried to make me go live with HIM in YAKIMA! It was awful. I love living in Seattle with Spencer (the coolest brother anyone's ever had).

Then Sam came up with a good idea -- I would do something BAD and then Spencer would yell at me, then Granddad would SEE that Spencer IS a responsible grownup that can take good care of me. So I wore trashy clothes and got fake tattoos and fake piercings!!! But it didn’t work.:(

Next, Spencer's chicken caught on FIRE and everything was terrible. Granddad was just about to take me away to Yakima…but LUCKILY he realized (FINALLY) that Spencer IS responsible. So guess what? I DON’T HAVE TO LEAVE SPENCER! I GET TO STAY IN SEATTLE IN MY COOL APARTMENT!
And I get to KEEP DOING iCARLY!!!!!!

“Please go to iCarly.com!”

Since: Sep 07

Seattle, Wahsington

#4 Sep 30, 2007
Here's Sam's blog.

So guess what? I got DETENTION AGAIN. I swear I think I get more detention than any other kid at Ridgeway. This time, Miss Briggs got all annoyed at me 'cuz I started yelling BOOOOOOO!!! at this dumb dancing man in a SKIRT. But I HAD to yell BOOOO 'cuz his dancing made me wanna puke up my breakfast. So Miss Briggs got all mad and said "Who started the boo-ing?" -- I tried to blame it on Gibby, but I got detention. Again.

Anyway, a few days later I was hanging out with Carly and Freddie (at Carly's place) watching a bunch of dancing videos for iCarly and we all crashed (for losers who don't know: "crashed" means FELL ASLEEP). So I was sleepin' on Carly's couch and I had THE WORST NIGHTMARE EVER!!!!!!!!!! I was in detention (where I always am) and Miss Briggs started playing her stupid BAGPIPES -- they were KILLING MY EARS. And THEN Miss Briggs had this microphone and HUGE SPEAKERS -- which made her freakish bagpipes even LOUDER. And then like POOF, she's dressed in this red Scottish outfit…and then POOF AGAIN and ALL OF US (the kids in detention) were wearing Scottish outfits! Sound crazy??? Well it gets WORSE! Something was like CONTROLLING ME and I started DANCING with all the other kids!!! I wanted to STOP but I couldn't make myself STOP!!! I just kept on dancing while Briggs played her awful music! Then Gibby ran in (in his underwear). GIBBY NEEDS TO GET A TAN!!!!

Sound INSANE? L8R.

“Please go to iCarly.com!”

Since: Sep 07

Seattle, Wahsington

#5 Sep 30, 2007
Freddie's blog is currently under construction, but will be posted soon.

“Please go to iCarly.com!”

Since: Sep 07

Seattle, Wahsington

#6 Sep 30, 2007
Here's Freddie's blog.

So that guy you saw singing on tonight's webcast is named Jake Krandle. And here's the deal with Jake: All the girls at Ridgeway are like totally in love with him. So when he broke up with his girlfriend, Carly got OBSESSED with him -- which is so unlike her! I was not happy about it.

So, Jake stops by Carly's apartment and I see him in the hallway ('cuz I live across the way). And I told Jake to go away, but Carly let him in. This was NOT good. Then, while they were FLIRTING upstairs in the loft (which makes me a little bit sick), I guess he told Carly that he's a singer. So, Carly invited him to sing on our web show. This made me furious.

Now, you wanna know the BIG SECRET about Jake? Do ya??? Okay... during rehearsal, he started singing and he was AWFUL!!!(I hope Carly doesn't read this, but if she does, well, it's not my fault Jake can't sing.) HE'S THE WORST SINGER EVER! Even Sam thinks so. I think that's the first time Sam and I EVER AGREED ON ANYTHING!!!

Okay, so you didn't hear his bad singing on our web show because Carly begged me to fix his voice with my computer (I just can't tell Carly no). So I fixed Jake's voice for the web show…but guess what... I put the REAL version of his song here on iCarly.com so you can hear his REAL voice for yourself. You decide if he can sing or NOT. ;)

“Please go to iCarly.com!”

Since: Sep 07

Seattle, Wahsington

#7 Sep 30, 2007
Please go to iCarly.com !

“Please go to iCarly.com!”

Since: Sep 07

Seattle, Wahsington

#8 Oct 7, 2007
NEW BLOG!

Why I DID NOT "Rue" the Day!!OK, so we were handing out flyers for iCarly at school when this girl Tasha (she is SO MEAN) was all, "If iCarly was any good, I'd have read about it on nevelocity.com ." Ugh!!! She's soooo obnoxious! Anyway, I went home and sent an email to this man NEVEL to ask him to review our web show.



Then, during the show, SAM ORDERED CHINESE FOOD WHICH SHOWED UP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR WEBCAST!!!(Sometimes Sam is INSANE.) Well, since the food guy walked right into our show, we decided to interview him. MISTAKE! He was BORING (but nice). It was a lame interview... but his "Snow Pea Beef" ROCKED!



Lucky for us, Nevel watched iCarly and LOVED IT -- he told me in an email! But when I went to meet him I found out he's an 11-YEAR-OLD BOY! And he tried to KISS ME!!!!!!!! GROSSSSS!!!!! I got so mad I rubbed tapenade (which tastes GREAT) all over his face. He was BOILING MAD at me and said I would "rue the day" (translation: I would REGRET rubbing tapenade in his face). Yikes!



He also sniffed my hair -- which was just WEIRD.



Then, to get back at me, Nevel wrote a VERY MEAN review of iCarly -- just 'cuz I didn't wanna kiss him!!! But we got revenge. I told his MOTHER on him!! And she made him write a new review telling everyone THE TRUTH about how he LOVES iCarly.

“Please go to iCarly.com!”

Since: Sep 07

Seattle, Wahsington

#9 Oct 7, 2007
NEW BLOG!

Orange Toilet Water is Better Than BlueAll week, Spencer was talking NON-STOP about his BLUE toilet water. I agree that plain water in a toilet is not cool -- the water SHOULD be a color. But why blue? I like blue ok, but if you're gonna have colored toilet water, why not go for a more FUN color? So I started thinking about it...what color would I MOST like to see in a toilet?

At school, I couldn't stop thinking about it all during class. Then I snuck into the kitchen (at the cafeteria) and found these bottles of FOOD COLORING -- like every color you can think of! I "borrowed" them (5 of the bottles) and then snuck into the TEACHER'S LOUNGE where they have 5 toilets.

I poured a different color into each toilet -- green, orange, purple, red, and yellow.

Here are my opinions:

GREEN: nah. not good. looked too much like a dirty swimming pool.

PURPLE: good. my second fave. i love anything flavored grape. even a toilet.

RED: nope. bad. looked like lame tomato soup.

YELLOW: worst one. just looked like pee. you don't need special coloring for that!

ORANGE:#1!!!! best one. an orange toilet is a happy toilet. so i'm making all the toilets at my house ORANGE.

Oh, before I could leave the teacher's lounge, Miss Briggs walked in. I didn't wanna get caught, so I shut off the lights, threw a piece of pie at her, and ran out.

- Sam
magda jimenez

Denton, TX

#10 Oct 8, 2007
go to icarly and i regretit its the best thing you have ever seen in your whole intier life.
patricia

United States

#11 Oct 8, 2007
WOW! ANd iloVe Your SHOw
Ella ann Rush

United States

#12 Oct 8, 2007
Carly I love your new web show and Sam you are soooo funny!
Ella ann Rush

United States

#13 Oct 8, 2007
Carly,Sam,and Freddy you are all so cool!!!
kara

Albany, GA

#14 Oct 11, 2007
hey guys,wuts up.this may sound creppy but i think freddy is the hottest boy in the universe!!!!!!;)
kana

Oxford, MS

#15 Oct 12, 2007
Hey ya`ll whats up? i am totally lovin your show! hope it kepps getting better and better!! i love it! oh and i agree with the kara girl from gorgia, Freddie is TOO FINE!! and we are totally the same age! wink! wink! lol! well anyways! yall are just great! LOVE YA FREDDIE!!! XXXOOO ;)
kana

Oxford, MS

#16 Oct 12, 2007
hey that thing says i am from fulton!! i am totally NOT!! i am from O-TOWN BABY! THE BEAUTIFUL OXFORD,MS! just to correct that 4 ya!!:)
Abby

United States

#17 Oct 14, 2007
iCarly rocks hopefully she will see that i sent her an idea for the t.v. show on nick but if she does hopefully she will choose me to be Ashely bye

“TWILIGHT!”

Since: Sep 07

Richmond Hill, Canada

#18 Oct 14, 2007
icarly u rock and carly i love all ur shows u r soooo funny i love the show drake and josh and i love ur new show icarly i went to ur web
Elizabeth

Los Banos, CA

#19 Oct 15, 2007
iCarly wrote:
Here's Carly's blog.
This week was ALMOST the worst week EVER! OMG, I thought I was gonna have to move to YAKIMA! Try saying "Yakima" out loud -- it sounds like a person vomiting (no offense to the nice people who live in Yakima!)
So this is what happened…
You probably saw our web show where Spencer showed off his "Fan of Hammers" -- which was awesome -- UNTIL one of the hammers FLEW OFF and went flying right toward my head! Lucky for me, I ducked. It was a little scary, but hey, it was an accident. No big deal.
But my Granddad saw it (on iCarly) and got all mad at Spencer. He said Spencer was "irresponsible." So my Granddad tried to make me go live with HIM in YAKIMA! It was awful. I love living in Seattle with Spencer (the coolest brother anyone's ever had).
Then Sam came up with a good idea -- I would do something BAD and then Spencer would yell at me, then Granddad would SEE that Spencer IS a responsible grownup that can take good care of me. So I wore trashy clothes and got fake tattoos and fake piercings!!! But it didn’t work.:(
Next, Spencer's chicken caught on FIRE and everything was terrible. Granddad was just about to take me away to Yakima…but LUCKILY he realized (FINALLY) that Spencer IS responsible. So guess what? I DON’T HAVE TO LEAVE SPENCER! I GET TO STAY IN SEATTLE IN MY COOL APARTMENT!
And I get to KEEP DOING iCARLY!!!!!!
Carly this is Elizabeth, nobody cares if u r moving 2 YAkIMA.... NOBODY CARes!!!!!!!!!!Especially ME.. Send me something back. And if it is mean i will send you something mean back.
-Elizabeth
briana

United States

#20 Oct 15, 2007
carly and sam your web show icarly these may seem a little bit crazy sam but I think freddie is one of the hottest boy on the show

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