Ben Stein's 'Confessions for the Holidays'

"I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians.

[Unheeded Prophet]

Let us get Ben Stein for President and dump Obumma as fast as possible.

[truth]

You are really dumb.

[Gomer]

Benny is one the most obnoxious blowhards ever. I love when he and that other clown, Neil Cavuto go at it full speed..

[Unheeded Prophet]

Yeah, but his track record is unparalleled. Obumma does not have a track record that he will share. For certain he will go down in flames and we will need ‘Benny’ and his ilk to get us through. As far as 'dumb' goes, I will match my successes against anybody’s, anytime.