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G eorge Carlin's "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" routine was required listening for communications majors when I was in college. Full Story
Fizzmick Pa Chee

AOL

#1 Jun 29, 2008
George Carlin was an atheist. He had great routines ridiculing religion that can be seen on youtube. Let me elaborate why this may be his greatest contribution to society.

It is frightening that mass delusions of supernatural beings still exist today. It is the same thing as saying that my invisible fire breathing dragon is more powerful than your multi-headed fire spewing sea monster. So, if you don’t come around to my way of thinking I will commit atrocities in it’s name.

How could anybody worship a fictional being whose story is outlandishly absurd. Everything from the murderous blood stained father who drowned virtually all humanity and other life, sentenced everyone to die after eve (persuaded by a talking snake) ate a magic apple, had Jonah take a ride in a whale’s belly, ruined Job’s life, told Abraham to murder his own kid, killed all the first born of Egypt, had his chosen people commit genocide on the original inhabitants of Palestine, and demanded his own son be nailed to a tree to allow mankind to party with it’s ghost - is a fairy tale that humanity needs to reject if we are to see many more generations.

With the coming proliferation of weapons of mass destruction, religion must be ended or we will be.

By the way if you are dumb enough to believe this fable is real - in the Bible, how many people did the devil kill? Whom would you rather spend time with - a vengeful monster or a “fallen” angel who thought he had a better way?

Hopefully if you were previously deluded, after reading this you will see how foolish you have been. Religion is profanity.
Angie

Athol, MA

#2 Jun 29, 2008
I am writing to applaud your George Carlin story!!!

This is hillareously sad! I miss George - he would’ve loved this shit, all the funeral protesting etc..- what great material!!
George Carlin has been the voice in my head for many years, while standing in line at the movies, making my kids keep a straight face while asking for “3 senoir citizen tickets for Batman”
I will no longer say Thank God, from now on it will be Thank GEORGE, and GEORGE BLESS YOU, I will worship his words like a bible!!!!!!!!!! I’ve
That was a beautiful story and George would just be so proud!
angela_s_richardson@yahoo.com
Angie

Athol, MA

#3 Jun 29, 2008
This is hilariously sad! I miss George - he would’ve loved this shit, all the funeral protesting etc..- What great material!!
George Carlin has been the voice in my head for many years, while standing in line at the movies, making my kids keep a straight face while asking for “3 senior citizen tickets for Batman”
I will no longer say Thank God, from now on it will be Thank GEORGE, and GEORGE BLESS YOU, I will worship his words like a bible!!!!!!!!!! I’ve
That was a beautiful story and George would just be so proud!

I have a book that I wrote on all this STUFF, recommend any publishers??? Editors for help - angela_s_richardson@yahoo.com
g bye

United States

#4 Jul 7, 2008
I'm just glad the filth is gone, good riddance.
g bye

United States

#5 Jul 7, 2008
Fizzmick Pa Chee wrote:
George Carlin was an atheist. He had great routines ridiculing religion that can be seen on youtube. Let me elaborate why this may be his greatest contribution to society.
It is frightening that mass delusions of supernatural beings still exist today. It is the same thing as saying that my invisible fire breathing dragon is more powerful than your multi-headed fire spewing sea monster. So, if you don’t come around to my way of thinking I will commit atrocities in it’s name.
How could anybody worship a fictional being whose story is outlandishly absurd. Everything from the murderous blood stained father who drowned virtually all humanity and other life, sentenced everyone to die after eve (persuaded by a talking snake) ate a magic apple, had Jonah take a ride in a whale’s belly, ruined Job’s life, told Abraham to murder his own kid, killed all the first born of Egypt, had his chosen people commit genocide on the original inhabitants of Palestine, and demanded his own son be nailed to a tree to allow mankind to party with it’s ghost - is a fairy tale that humanity needs to reject if we are to see many more generations.
With the coming proliferation of weapons of mass destruction, religion must be ended or we will be.
By the way if you are dumb enough to believe this fable is real - in the Bible, how many people did the devil kill? Whom would you rather spend time with - a vengeful monster or a “fallen” angel who thought he had a better way?
Hopefully if you were previously deluded, after reading this you will see how foolish you have been. Religion is profanity.
Take a leap you hate spewing idiot.
your words are profanity, sicko.
get some anger management.
g bye

United States

#6 Jul 7, 2008
Angie wrote:
This is hilariously sad! I miss George - he would’ve loved this shit, all the funeral protesting etc..- What great material!!
George Carlin has been the voice in my head for many years, while standing in line at the movies, making my kids keep a straight face while asking for “3 senior citizen tickets for Batman”
I will no longer say Thank God, from now on it will be Thank GEORGE, and GEORGE BLESS YOU, I will worship his words like a bible!!!!!!!!!! I’ve
That was a beautiful story and George would just be so proud!
I have a book that I wrote on all this STUFF, recommend any publishers??? Editors for help - angela_s_richardson@yahoo.com
baboons can have kids, you mean lil monkeys, angela swallower.
angie

Philadelphia, PA

#7 Nov 19, 2009
Stop stalking me Claire you jealous swine

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