Reminds me of that movie, "Everybody is Fine" in that it took a visit to the hospital to get the kids and dad in one place.
or Shall we gather at the ocean?
And lift up our heads
and gaze at the stars,
and then ask ourselves WHY?
Why did Nancy have to fall
and break her...femour?
Her leg? or was it really her iddy biddy heart
that broke, on that fateful day,
when Jen told her
that if she stepped one toe
inside of her wedding
that she would be shot on site?
Oh, wait a minute.
That was somebody else.
Not Jen and Nancy.
I wonder if Jen threw Nancy down a flight of steps,
and just had this fake story all
released in the place of the real truth.
Did Jen shove Nancy down a flight of stairs,
or did she trip her?
Now why didn' Saturday Nite Live do a sketch
on THIS little tid-bit?
Oh, Jennifer! How could you???
I will say that I have crossed that imaginary line
that you are not supposed to cross,
talking about Jen's mom. Her injured MOM, at that.
I went too far.
It was uncool.
I admit it.
Now. If Jen would just toss
dear old mom
a cool million...that would impress me.
O.k. Maybe a million is going too far.
Oprah gave her best friend a million,
gave her a t.v. talk show, too, I think;
not to mention some sort of condo in New York City, I think.
Is a bestfriend more deserving than a mother?
Well, I guess it depends.
Wonder what Jennifer has given Courteney....hmmmm.
Let's get Letterman to ask her,
the next time that she is on his show.
Jennifer, what are you giving Courteney????
What are you giving Mommy????
41 years and counting.
What is 41 from 73?
Blondie is still ranting and obsessed and jealous and envious......LOL What a loser Blondie is....LOL
Baby, I told you that I missed you.
Now, "What Do You Want From Me?"
"What Do You Want From Me?"
Live, from Nashville....Fleetwood Mac
The acoustics on this song is better than
the recording, which is rare!!!
I heard this version, the other day, on the radio
and I just about had a fricken fit.
I shall dedicate this song to our dear little cutie-pie
Jennifer Aniston, and the great big burly, well built,
Gerard Butler, who, when he kisses a woman....oh, honey!
She knows that she has been kissed proper.
In the end of the movie called, "The Bounty Hunter,"
if they had shone Butler kissing Jennifer,
and had Jennifer reacting the way that his office secretary
reacted.....that would have tied the whole story together.
It would explain her attraction to him, and his effect on her.
It would have tied up the lose ends.
You DO remember how Brad, at the end of Mr. and Mrs. Smith
sat on the couch and held up his hands and said:
"It's a ten!!!"
The audience got the joke, and laughed
and they applauded.
At the end of the movie called,
"The Bounty Hunter...." You leave thinking that this must be
part one, and that part two will have a more satisfying ending.
Old wacko Blondie still has to be part of Jennifer's life so it means she STILL has none of her own..same ole...same ole...Pretty pathetic that Blondie is....LMAO
Since: Apr 07
Jen sure has a lot of broken relationships in the wings......
So does Camneron Diaz so what. Others do too. Isn't anyone getting tired of all this BS from the BSer's ...get a life...I know that it can't happen but had to say it anyway.
I have not been on this forum in three whole days,
and as a result, my house is starting to look
like a home that is loved and cherrished.
Gee, it is very appealing, indeed.
I got so much pleasure in my home,
now that I am not blogging away all of my precious time.
It is SONG dedication time!!!!!
Here is a song...that I go wild about,
when it comes on the radio, on the Latino Music Channel.
Let's pretend that Jennifer's Dear Mom
is singing it to Jennifer.
I have no idea what the words are,
but it sounds like Mommie Dearest
is getting a LOT off of her chest,
and is giving Jennifer an ear full.
Sin Tu Amor
by VICO-C Ft Big Boy
Song dedication for Jennifer
and her Mommie
and her fleeing MEN!!!
by Rufus featuring Chak Khan
Still at the same old chit huh Blondie...no use telling u to get a life...it's not possible...you're one lonely old woman indeed....LOL
Darling, I must ask your opinion, since you seem to try
to come off as some sort of brilliant judge of character:
Is Usher's new song, called "Little Freak"
pushing the envelope too far???
I enjoy the music, the beak, and the tempo,
but the lyrics might be considered xxx rated.
It is being played so much on the radio
that I have become use to the lyrics,
and the teens are saying that I am missing the point.
They tell me that Usher is not talking about being
a little freak, but that it is their opinion
that Usher is talking about Nicki Minaj,
who is a brilliant Rapper, and is pretty popular, imo.
I just do not know what to make of it.
Federal Communications Commission must not have heard this song.
The radio stations are really playing music that pre-teens
are becoming numb to.
(HEY!!! Let's dedicate this song to Jennifer and Gerard Butler.)
But don't look up the lyrics.
Way WAY too adult.
Maybe I interprete the song wrong.
Let her put her hands in my pockets?
Or let Gerard make a jesture,
like he is searching for his bubble gum,
that Jennifer may have sat on,
inside his limo???
The clock is running!!!
Jennifer seemed so happy,
so very happy to meet and greet
What about mommie?
Nicole Kidman emotes over Jennifer Aniston's (fill in the blank)
| More April 23, 2010 ι Jarett Wieselman
Sometimes I'll see a celebrity snapshot
"ooh, boy, I wonder how the weeklies are gunna spin this."
Other times I am incapable of suppressing
my own gossip monger urges
and try to extract some meaning from a picture
Today, we've got both for the price of one.
Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Aniston
star in this morning's question-laced,
long-lens paparazzi shot,
coming to you from the set of
"Just Go With It."
First Nicole tested the strength of her Botox
by showing us her "shocked" face
after gazing upon Jennifer's boobs,
belly or other.
Then, a firm embrace occurred.
Now, I'm sure someone
will turn this into a
"Jennifer's sharing her happy baby news
with Nicole" story.
I mean, how could they miss
an opportunity to give Jennifer
her seventh (fake) pregnancy?
And this time, I hear it belongs to Brad Pitt!
In reality, Nicole was probably saying,
"oh it's so nice to see you Jennifer,
I'm sorry for dropping out of 'Mr & Mrs. Smith' which led to Angelina getting cast and,
well, you know the rest."
OK, in real, real reality,
I'm guessing they were just rehearsing
a scene for the movie.
copied and pasted www.nypost.com
Haaaa haaaa haaaa!!!
What ever DID become of Phylis Diller, anyway???
She was so comical. Dressed very flamboyant!!! Had a face
that would stop a tank. Everyone’s sweetheart. Did a LOT of movies.
Made a ton of money. Had a husband that everyone got used to,
as much as her own name.
Didn’t she get a new face, a new body, and the lovers
began marching in, like a parade of ants?
What became of Phylis Diller?
Splendor in the Grass (1961)
The Fat Spy (1966)
Boy, Did I Get a Wrong Number!(1966)
Eight on the Lam (1967)
Silent Treatment (1968)(unfinished)
The Private Navy of Sgt. O’Farrell (1968)
Did You Hear the One About the Traveling Saleslady?(1968)
Mad Monster Party (1969)(voice)
The Adding Machine (1969)
The Sunshine Boys (1975)
A Pleasure Doing Business (1979)
Pink Motel (1982)
Doctor Hackenstein (1988)
Pucker Up and Bark Like a Dog (1990)
The Nutcracker Prince (1990)(voice)
The Boneyard (1991)
The Perfect Man (1993)
Happily Ever After (1993)(voice)
The Silence of the Hams (1994)
A Bug’s Life (1998)(voice)
The Debtors (1999)
The Nuttiest Nutcracker (1999)(voice)(direct-to-video)
Everything’s Jake (2000)
The Last Place on Earth (2002)
Hip! Edgy! Quirky!(2002)
Bitter Jester (2003)(documentary)
Motocross Kids (2004)
West from North Goes South (2004)
Goodnight, We Love You (2004)(documentary)
The Aristocrats (2005)(documentary)
Madman Muntz: American Maverick (2005)(documentary)
Who Killed the Electric Car?(2006)(documentary)
Unbeatable Harold (2006)
Forget About It (2006)
Celebrity Art Show (2008)(documentary)
Blaze of Glory (2008)(voice)
You Know the Face (2009)(documentary)
Looking for Lenny (2009)(documentary)
Rowan & Martin at the Movies (1968)
The Lion Roars Again (1975)
 Television work
The Phyllis Diller Special (1963)
The Pruitts of Southampton (1966–1967)
An Evening with Phyllis Diller (1966)
The Phyllis Diller Special (1968)
The Beautiful Phyllis Diller Show (1968)(canceled after 13 episodes)
The Mad, Mad, Mad Comedians (1970)(voice)
Night Gallery (1970) Episode “Pamela’s Voice”
Mooch Goes to Hollywood (1971)
Phyllis Diller’s 102nd Birthday Party (1974)
The Gong Show (1976–1980)(recurring panelist throughout run)
The Muppet Show (1977)
On Location: Phyllis Diller (1977)
Whatever Became Of…(1981)(unsold pilot)
Jonathan Winters: On the Ledge (1987)
Alice Through the Looking Glass (1987)(voice)
The Bold and the Beautiful (recurring cast member from 1995–2004)
Kiss My Act (2001)
Titus (2001)(Grandma Titus)
Casper’s Scare School (2006)(voice)
Family Guy (Recurring voice of Thelma Griffin)
Robot Chicken (2005) Phyllis Diller Spray N’ Play
Boston Legal (2007)(One of Denny’s past lovers)
^ Phyllis Diller – Yahoo! TV
^ Phyllis Diller (I)– Biography
^ The Dailey Review, Hayward, CA November 19, 1952.
^ The Daily Review, Hayward, CA April 23, 1955
^ a b c d e Phyllis Diller credits at IMDB
^ Hello, Dolly! replacement cast members at IBDB
^ Diller, Phyllis; Buskin, Richard (2005). Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy. New York: Penguin Group. p. 210. ISBN 1-58542-396-3.
^ Lampshade, p. 211
^ Ethel Merman credits at IBDB
^ Lampshade, p. 213
^ a b Diller, Phyllis; Buskin, Richard (2005). Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy. New York: Penguin Group. p. 57. ISBN 1-58542-396-3.
(Hey, Jennifer!!! Phylis Diller took the time and had a son!!!)
They say that he looks after her and her affairs, or so I heard.
And she is over 90 years old.
Greal gal. Great indeed. She use to crack me up, plenty.
Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/19/jenni...
Blondie is left all alone talking to herself...Character you have but's it's like a cartoon character....LOL
Carry on and continue to bore yourself...with yourself....LMAO
On t.v., last night,
they said that Jennifer POPPED up
at the award show, and that speaks volumes, IMO.
Was she an uninvited guest
that horned in on Courteney's little moment?
She puts her hands on Courteney in full view
of the audience....as if this lovely lady
might be her personal squeeze toy.
I call it disrespectful and alarming.
It is as if Jen wants to feel her bones
and organs, and find a pulse thru her clothes,
or something, imo.
Michael Jackson had a song:
"Love Is A Feeling"
I dedicate this song to Jennifer Anniston.
To her fans and to Jen.
Maybe they said popped in and not popped up!!!
Confused as ever I see and still talking to yourself...u r boring....LOL All those people and you still can't get past your jealousy and envy...LOL
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