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Jennifer Aniston's Latest Box Office Disaster

There are 20 comments on the Celebrity Mound story from Apr 1, 2010, titled Jennifer Aniston's Latest Box Office Disaster. In it, Celebrity Mound reports that:

Even some of Jennifer Aniston's most devoted fans think she should take some time off and reassess her career after her latest flop.

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lany

Campbell, CA

#1 Apr 4, 2010
Jenifer Aniston is no talent attress.I'm not suprice why her later movies failing.She should stop making movie, marry some one then dissapear.

“TheseDays”

Since: Apr 07

Location hidden

#2 Apr 4, 2010
Has she *ever* had a good one?
Maybe she should considering returning to TV..??..
FAN GIRL

Bridgeport, CT

#3 Apr 4, 2010
Im sick of her mushy gushy date flicks, cant she find a real role in a good movie, cant she change her freakin hair style, blahh.

“Is Trump still POTUS?”

Since: Jun 08

..just so long as SHE isn't...

#4 Apr 4, 2010
I'll be glad when her 15 minutes are up. She is another famous person famous for being famous.
What When Where

Carnegie, PA

#5 Apr 9, 2010
I do not like any of the FRIENDS...well maybe COURTNEY

“TheseDays”

Since: Apr 07

Location hidden

#6 Apr 9, 2010
Old Sam wrote:
I'll be glad when her 15 minutes are up. She is another famous person famous for being famous.
LOL

“" Did I do that ? "”

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#7 Apr 10, 2010
I love Jennifer LOL
blondie

Hyattsville, MD

#8 Apr 10, 2010
-T i m- wrote:
I love Jennifer LOL
Copied and pasted:

Jennifer Aniston: Pregnant!

(In Her Dreams, According to OK!)

September 23rd, 2009
12:19 PM by Free Britney Tags:

Celebrity Babies, Jennifer Aniston

Just when you think OK! Magazine
can't lower the bar any further,
the fabled celebrity gossip supermarket tabloid
establishes a new standard of hilarity.

According to this fine publication,
Jennifer Aniston is pregnant!

What great news!

Too bad there's not a single fact
that would remotely suggest this,
nor is she even in a relationship.

Besides, everyone knows she's going to die alone.

According to OK!, Jen has never hidden
that her biological clock is ticking
since she turned 40 in February.

Understandable, as that's pretty near death.

“I feel [motherhood is] in my future
and I’m on the verge of it in some way,”
the Love Happens star said in recent months.

“I want to have children."
**********

(Notice the date?)

The words sound almost sincere, don't they?
blondie

Hyattsville, MD

#9 Apr 10, 2010
Did you read the above story?

Well, here is the latest update!!!
(copied and pasted)
**********
COVER STORY:

Finally, a Baby for Jennifer Aniston!

April 7th, 2010
12:20 am / Author: OK! Staff SHARE

Through five cities, in five countries,
over three weeks, Jennifer Aniston
and Gerard Butler have been on a whirlwind tour promoting "The Bounty Hunter."

Fans in every city have been amazed
by Jen’s gorgeous looks and stunning style,
but it wasn’t until Jen and Gerard’s
March 30 stop in Madrid that fans started buzzing about something else:

the gleam in Jen’s eye, her easy, confident glow and her hand resting on her not-so-flat tummy.

Do all signs, at last, point to pregnancy?

“Jen very much wants to have a baby girl,”
a source close to the star tells OK!.

“She had a heart-to-heart with friends
and relatives and admitted this is the year
she’s going to become a mom.”

So who’s on deck to play dad?

“Jen adores Gerry and thinks he’d make a perfect father,” an insider tells OK!.
**********

The rebirth has started!!!
This is the year....

I do, I did, and I will.
Thanks for waiting, and waiting, and waiting.

This is the truth
from Jens mouth to your ears....sure, it is!

But first, just a few more movies,
before we send for the doctors.

A few more romances both real and fake,
before we pick out baby clothes and furniture.

A few more heartbreaking tales of men
who got away, without bothering to look back,
or to shed a tear for out darling girl next door.

Then, when everything is perfect,
and all of the fortune tellers agree,
THAT is when Jennifer will have her future
baby daddy sign an oath in dripping blood,
on a parchment paper that is binding
and unbreakable...that the daddy will give up
all rights to the child, and that all of his
money and goods and cattle will belong to the child.... and he will not interfer in
anything that Jen should decide until death do
them part....amen.
blondie

Hyattsville, MD

#10 Apr 13, 2010
Jennifer Aniston is a sexy lady, imo.

So, I shall dedicate this song for her
and her brand new boyfriend, or her secret boyfriend...or her future boyfriend and her.

"Sexy Lady" by UCB

(Go-Go Music)

at www.youtube.com

(Sexy Lady, give me your number, girl.
Sexy Lady, I want to rock your world)

**********
I just can NOT believe my eyes and ears;
or the fact that ABC News channel would
broadcast the words of a frustrated
and disgrunteled ...and fired? Ex-employee,
rat-faced, imo, hard-up for money, dufus
bodyguard as if it might be fact.

Freedom of speech is one thing, but to joke
about it, and even go as far as to say
that they believed it.( The guy did.)
I hope that he get colon cancer quickly.
How would he like that to be a fact, rather
than my personal opinion?

IMO, if Jennifer Aniston met up
with any man by the name of BRAD,
then it just had to be poor put upon
Bradley Cooper, and thus the name Brad,
and thus no law suit....but wouldn't it just
be so fitting if the lawyers came out of the bushes, just for the heck of it, and a little
poop was frightened out of Mr. Smarty Pants
ABC News Reporter???? It would serve him right, imo.

Brad sneaking to see Jen!!! I find it hysterical
to even picture it. Riddiculous.

Here is a song to listen to while we all gather
at the water cooler and crack up laughing at
the mere thought of Brad and Jennifer hooking up.
What a slap fest!!!

"Beg Me"
by Chuck Jackson

at www.youtube.com
blondie

Hyattsville, MD

#11 Jul 21, 2010
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Spice Up Salt Premiere
Mon., Jul. 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT by Katherine Riley


Jason Merritt/Getty Images
When Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt decide to bless a premiere with their star wattage, they bring it, people!

It's the Salt premiere at Grauman's Chinese Theater, and leading lady Angie shuts it down in a sequined Emporio Armani LBD, nude Ferragamo peep-toe pumps, Asprey cuff and her own diamond earrings.

Meanwhile, her date Brad keeps it classy and cool in a three-piece Tom Ford suit.

Seriously, folks, is there any couple in Hollywood that's more fabulous than these two? We're sure you'll let us know in the comments.
_______

Check out more red carpet finery in our Movie Premiere Pandemonium gallery!

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b191150_angel...
**********

102 comments!!!
blondie

Hyattsville, MD

#12 Jul 21, 2010
+9

This is a set up. Jennifer Anniston’s perfume’s release date was in June but she changed it to July to coincide with stalking Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on the same week to get attention. The whole world knew Angelina Jolie’s Salt movie comes out on July 23, 2010. Who would buy perfume from a women who can’t keep a man?

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/07/21/jenni...
**********

They say that the name: Lola, was Angelina's
character in "Shark Tales."

Is Jen sick in the head????

Now, the perfume is called Jennifer Aniston!

Since: Jun 11

India

#13 Jun 30, 2011
Most of her movies bombed on the box office.
Vince

Winter Springs, FL

#14 Jul 5, 2011
Hey...Iany what the hell is a attress...is that a California thang?....LOL

I take your thoughts and opinion with a big...big grain of salt......LOL

I hope you don't teach English you should get married and disappear....LOL
Sarah

Greystanes, Australia

#15 Jul 17, 2011
Vince wrote:
Hey...Iany what the hell is a attress...is that a California thang?....LOL
I take your thoughts and opinion with a big...big grain of salt......LOL
I hope you don't teach English you should get married and disappear....LOL
Clearly its a typo *rolling my eyes*. Nothing more lame than someone constantly laughing at his own jokes, especially considering they're never funny.
blondie

Lanham, MD

#16 Jul 20, 2011
Sarah wrote:
<quoted text>
Clearly its a typo *rolling my eyes*. Nothing more lame than someone constantly laughing at his own jokes, especially considering they're never funny.
Personally, I think they are even more batsh*t crazy and besides themselves as usual because REALITY has hit. 1) Maniston is 45, and almost all hope to ‘I do, I can, and I will’- have kids is gone. 2)Then they realize even if she does squeeze one out at the 11th hr, the daddy may be a balding, short greasy no name dude, who makes ’sport fck’ from cougar town, look like brad Pitt. I mean think about it…had she somehow nabbed Gerry butler or Vince Vaughn, her hens would have been ecstatic, even though those douches STILL can’t measure up, lololol - so think how they must feel about THIS guy. They have to be confronted all the time, with brangie’s beautiful babies - their togetherness, their love, their date nights, their gushing. She and her cat lady fan base will see that forever more. 3) maniston’s footprint ceremony, was soooooo sad: she had no mom, no dad, no kids, no partner, not even her best pal (supposedly) was there, no co-stars from her crap rom coms, or from friends the tv show, just the same 2 employees she calls friends whose livelihood depends on them remaining sycophants. Lol. That should have been a story about how sad Maniston is, If it had been Angie, it would have been used as a way to demean her, no family, no real friends, no co-stars, nada? Bahahahaha. That really made her own ’supporters’ go eeewwww.
.
That said seeing Jolie surrounded by her stunning daughters, just makes it hit home all the harder, that she is possessed of something Maniston will never have, beauty inside and out. You can’t inject the DNA of beautiful people into your face yet…I’m sure if manny could, she would. Hahaha.
blondie

Lanham, MD

#17 Jul 20, 2011
maniston’s footprint ceremony, was soooooo sad: she had no mom, no dad, no kids, no partner, not even her best pal (supposedly) was there,

no co-stars from her crap rom coms, or from friends the tv show, just the same 2 employees she calls friends whose livelihood depends on them remaining sycophants. Lol.
blondie

Lanham, MD

#18 Jul 20, 2011
Louis Armstrong -

"Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen (1962)"

(Song dedication got Jen and her side kick)
blondie

Lanham, MD

#19 Jul 20, 2011
Gotta go.

Could not flush out Vincie, Chick Flick,
or the rest of the mob.

Good night all.

How HOT is it???

Ask J-Lo and Marc Anthony!!!

“Go Ahead Liberal, Make My Day”

Since: Dec 07

Florida...home of Trump

#20 Jul 21, 2011
is this a forum for Jennifer Aniston or is it Blondie's Diary ?

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