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Celebrity Couples: Brad Pitt broke Jennifer Aniston's heart when he left her to have children with Angelina Jolie.

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blondie

Hyattsville, MD

#1 Jul 19, 2010
According to "The National Enquirer"

A friend of Jennifer revealed:

"Splitting up with Brad left a huge hole in her life She was looking for a way to find comfort without turning to booze or drugs".

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Ha ha ha ha! What a good joke.
I sort of remember Jen sitting next to Oprah,
and Jen bragging that she, in so many words,
had filled that big old gap up,
with big old Vince Vaughn,
and that she had never enjoyed life,
and laughed so much in her life.

I think her puddy kat
was getting plenty of milk,
if you know what I mean!!!

Haaaa haaaa haaa.

“Sabbe satta sukhi hontu”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#2 Jul 20, 2010
It seems a lot of "celebrities" are turning to Buddhism lately. Such as Lindsay Lohan. Perhaps Jennifer will realize that there is no need to "fill a void", and Lindsay will realize that every action has its consequence and thus be more responsible. I think Zen master Ryokan Taigu was spot on when he wrote:

I watch people in the world
Throw away their lives lusting after things,
Never able to satisfy their desires,
Falling into deeper despair
And torturing themselves.
Even if they get what they want
How long will they be able to enjoy it?
For one heavenly pleasure
They suffer ten torments of hell,
Binding themselves more firmly to the grindstone.
Such people are like monkeys
Frantically grasping for the moon in the water
And then falling into a whirlpool.
How endlessly those caught up in the floating world suffer.
Despite myself, I fret over them all night
And cannot staunch my flow of tears.
blondie

Hyattsville, MD

#3 Jul 24, 2010
Time for a love song....
a love song for Jen,
for Jen and her men.

The big ones.
The small ones.
The short ones.
The tall ones.

The ones with influence.
The ones that are cute.
The ones that are sensual.
All of them gave her the boot?

"Little Girl Blue"
by Diana Ross
at www.youtube.com
blondie

Hyattsville, MD

#4 Jul 24, 2010
(The above is just me horsing around.)

Please do not take this is a bad way.

It is just entertainment.

Jen is doing nicely with her career
and endeavers. I just like taking
pot-shots at the Jen Fans
every now and then.
blondie

Upper Marlboro, MD

#5 Jul 28, 2010
It is time for a teensie weensie
song dedication for Jennifer
and for John Mayer....
well, there is that Puma movie
that may or may not ever be made!!!

We can not count John Mayer
complettely out of the picture,
can we?

"It's A Shame"

The Detroit Spinners (1970)

at www.youtube.com
blondie

Upper Marlboro, MD

#6 Jul 28, 2010
Before I leave you,
for the day, and work on
cleaning up the yard, after this
storm that ripped through town,
I just want to slip in
one more song dedication
for Jennifer and her Stalker...ha ha ha,
no. Seriously.

For Jennifer and Gerard
Jennifer and J. Mayer
Jennifer and her Married but JUST FRIENDS

"I Don't Know If It's Right (12" Version)

Evelyn King
at www.youtube.com

**********
Evelyn Champagne King
blondie

Hyattsville, MD

#7 Jul 29, 2010
Is it just me,
or does J-Lo's husband
have lips that you want to taste?

His lips are so attractive
and look so inviting
and whisper to me:

Come, my darling, and my kiss will free you
from all your worries and cares....oops!''

Did I just say that out loud????

Since: Jun 11

Kharar, India

#8 Jun 30, 2011
when these celebrities will grow up??
PHD love

Wyandotte, OK

#9 Jun 30, 2011
dadydear wrote:
when these celebrities will grow up??
blondie should consider getting an anal examination next week. Sounds like she might have a serious case of analatightass.
This could lead to smelly bowels and very bad breath, and which if not treated early could lead to more serious problems affecting the anualrexium floppy pullips.
PHD love

Wyandotte, OK

#10 Jun 30, 2011
Now I wouldn't suggest she wait too long. I have seen cases like this before, and the affects are disastrous. As an example ;caking face syndrome' not pretty. It may be affecting her face right as we speak.
PHD Love

Wyandotte, OK

#11 Jul 2, 2011
dadydear wrote:
when these celebrities will grow up??
In my many years as a PHD Love I have discovered simple techniques to propostulated ones own diagnosis with simple test.
The way to do this is simple.
First place your finger on your butthole. Next rub your finger on your butthole. Now take your finger and put it on your nose and smell it. If it stinks, than you have a very serious problem and are probably starting to rot.
If it doesn't stink, well...you must have bathed rather soon and have jeopardized the test.
The next best thing we may next utilize is a tow truck.
These things are marvelous in pulling thing out.
Never hesitate to get ahold of PHD Love.
PHD Love

Wyandotte, OK

#12 Jul 2, 2011
"Splitting up with Brad left a huge hole in her life She was looking for a way to find comfort without turning to booze or drugs".

In my many years as PHD Love I have seen many cases of holes in life's.
These holes are disastrous, and you can not fill these holes with drugs, and booze can't fill these holes cause the liquid as soon as it is taken to fill the hole it will run right back out than you have to fill it up again and watch it run out again causing you to wonder what to do next.
Once a hole has begun you can bet it's only a matter of time before the hole gets bigger. Filling up the hole with bubble gum after it has been chewed randomly by multiple people, than when you have a gigantic wad of chewed gum by multiple people, saliva helps it to glue sticky to and adhesion area, place the gum over the hole area and allow to harden..
PHD Love

Wyandotte, OK

#13 Jul 2, 2011
Leaking song lyrics by James

"I'm leaking down the left side
Oh god no, I hope it doesn't show
But somebody's getting a mouth full of the emperor's new clothes.
I'm leaking down the left side
No one can see my gallbladder's burst and so has my spleen.
Leg and an arm and a leg and a arm...
I'm leaking down the left side
Oh God no, I hope it doesn't show.
I'm so wound up my bowels just want to blow.
I hope you don't think I'm a jerk
though nothing I do ever seems to work.
My timing of that joke was wrong.
You can't call that a dance or this a song.
You can't call this a song.
You can't call this a song.
You can't call this a song.
Found my way through this attack.
Hope no one sees through my act.
All those people staring at me.
Their piercing gazes make me want to scream.
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?

Leg and an arm Leg and an arm...
Oh, fill holy hole
Oh, fill my holy hole
Oh, fill my holes.
Oh, fill my holes.
Oh, fill my holes.
Oh, fill my holes.
Feel my holes.
Feel my holes.
I couldn't plug my holy holes.
I couldn't plug my holes.
I couldn't plug my holes."

http://lyricstrue.net/bandsongtext/James/Leak...
PHD Love

Wyandotte, OK

#14 Jul 2, 2011
"I watch people in the world
Throw away their lives lusting after things,
Never able to satisfy their desires,
Falling into deeper despair
And torturing themselves.
Even if they get what they want
How long will they be able to enjoy it?
For one heavenly pleasure
They suffer ten torments of hell,
Binding themselves more firmly to the grindstone.
Such people are like monkeys
Frantically grasping for the moon in the water
And then falling into a whirlpool.
How endlessly those caught up in the floating world suffer.
Despite myself, I fret over them all night
And cannot staunch my flow of tears."

Yes the tears. Yes it's those tears flowing down. Here a PHD Love place we see tears. I usually recommend this song to teary eyed people.

The End Of The World by Skeeter Davis

"Why does the sun go on shining?
Why does the sea rush to shore?
Don't they know it's the end of the world,
'Cause you don't love me any more?

Why do the birds go on singing?
Why do the stars glow above?
Don't they know it's the end of the world.
It ended when I lost your love.

I wake up in the morning and I wonder,
Why everything's the same as it was.
I can't understand. No, I can't understand,
How life goes on the way it does.

Why does my heart go on beating?
Why do these eyes of mine cry?
Don't they know it's the end of the world.
It ended when you said goodbye.

Why does my heart go on beating?
Why do these eyes of mine cry?
Don't they know it's the end of the world.
It ended when you said goodbye."

PHD Love

Wyandotte, OK

#15 Jul 2, 2011
PHD Love realizes life is only an illusion. My good friend Hello knows this very well, and we talk on the phone together all the time, mostly when he travels to New York city to meet his hot sexy girlfriends at a motel 6. He ask the question, Why? I say. Heck, why not? I tell him. Life is only an illusion, so you might as well enjoy it, right?
Now. To unveil the mystery. The incredible undeniable mystery. Go here. http://forgifs.com/gallery/v/Playing_chicken_...
And be kind to animals with never ending patience and understanding. Their life is harder.

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