Next Season Drake and Josh Script Lea...

Next Season Drake and Josh Script Leaked!!!

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Since: Jul 08

United States

#1 Jul 21, 2008
Drake and Josh are in their room watching TV. They crack open a root beer and mocha-cola; their favorites. They sit idly, jaws cracked.

Drake: This show's pretty cool.
Josh: No it's not! It's completely stupid!
Drake: Yeah.
Both remain watching, and the audience laughs.
[Megan Enters]
Megan: Hey losers.
Drake: What do you want, Megan? Our favorite show is on again!
Josh: Yyyyeah it is!
Megan: Oh nothing. Just a little invention I've made. I wanted to show it to you guys!
Drake: What does it do - shoot laser beams, fire out knives?
Josh: If it involves personal multilation, I want no part in it! No part of me!
Audience laughs.
Megan scoffs.
Megan: Not quite.
Megan reaches to unbutton her little jeans. As this calls Drake and Josh's attention to that area, they notice a buldge.
As Megan's jeans drop to the floor, unveiled is a 13-inch semi-flaccid white hairy cock.
Josh: What the fuck!
Drake: Holy shit! Megan what the f-
Megan pulls out a Desert Eagle, blasting Josh's fat ass in the head.
Megan indicates to Josh's corpse with the Deagle.
Megan: Rape it.
Drake: Holy shit, what the fuck! You're out of your mind, shut the fuck up!
Megan: Do it or I'll rape you.
Megan's cock goes to 7/8th mast. She indicates in, and her weapon toward him.
Audience laughs.
Drake reluctantly pulls out his scrawny four-inch, violating Josh's dead asshole. Soon the smell of rancid corpse ass fills the air.
Megan jerks off furiously.
Fade to commercials.
briana carter

Morrow, GA

#2 Dec 29, 2008
nasty i hate it lol it is a piece of shit
briana carter

Morrow, GA

#3 Dec 29, 2008
i hate it
briana carter

Morrow, GA

#4 Dec 29, 2008
i haye it
Dasie

Indianapolis, IN

#5 May 13, 2009
Eww!
kourtney

Tustin, CA

#6 Jul 2, 2009
i thought it was the real show for a mminute
Justin

Shoreham, NY

#7 Jul 3, 2009
lmao good one
Anonymous

Cork, Ireland

#8 Aug 26, 2009
... It went down great over at /b/...
Anonymous

Monticello, NY

#9 Aug 30, 2009
rules 1 and 2 newfag
Anonymouse

Vlissingen, Netherlands

#10 Aug 30, 2009
sounds awesome, cant wait to see it
Anon

Windsor, Canada

#11 Aug 30, 2009
RULES 1 and 2 you dick.
Laura Hayes

Glasgow, UK

#12 Sep 14, 2009
Hi I am your Biggest fan and I would like to meet you
LAPost

New Bern, NC

#13 Oct 3, 2009
There are no cus wordz in Drake and Josh and Josh is not phat no more.
ann

Sulaymaniyah, Iraq

#14 Feb 7, 2010
i think i don't uderstad it
marissaaa

Gulfport, MS

#15 May 9, 2010
i love drake & josh.:)
marissaaa

Gulfport, MS

#16 May 9, 2010
that was stupid.
anonamouse

Blue Springs, MO

#17 Jun 21, 2010
It was innapropriate and little kids could be reading this I mean seriously
Wow Thissucks

United States

#18 Sep 23, 2010
Wow.. whoever wrote this must have thought they were shit funny.
Courtney

Toronto, Canada

#19 Jan 3, 2011
Yeaaaa, im 11 yrs old...and i actually thot it was the real thing...and you just seriously...seriously scarred me for life...screw you...seriously...dumbass
you think thats funny? thats just disgusting! Megan with a thirtee- you no wat screw you, screw you, and screw you
Nathan Forester

Nelson, New Zealand

#20 Jun 17, 2011
I don't that script is well Nickelodeon friendly, remember... it is a kid's show, so little to no profanity or nudity and no gore.

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