Jennifer Aniston: Why can't she keep ...

Jennifer Aniston: Why can't she keep hold of a man?

There are 3 comments on the Mirror.co.uk story from Aug 6, 2010, titled Jennifer Aniston: Why can't she keep hold of a man?. In it, Mirror.co.uk reports that:

It was another night out for Jennifer Aniston. Another night out with platonic friends.

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anon

Colwyn Bay, UK

#1 Aug 7, 2010
Maybe she doesn't want one because they might detract the attention from her "needy" state, which keeps audiences interested. Maybe she is a lesbian ?
anun

Wichita Falls, TX

#2 Aug 7, 2010
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blondie

Hyattsville, MD

#3 Aug 9, 2010
Is that Puke Puppy locked up and chained to
a tree in the backyard???
**********

Get a look at this photo
and then ask yourself
if YOU would want to BASTER it!!!

Oh, the horror.(Copied and pasted www.D-Listed.com )
**********
Hot Slut Of The Day!

The giant beaver with a beaver from Bemidji, Minnesota!

An art initiative in Bemidji, Minnesota
gave a group of local artists a bunch of
big ass beavers to do whatever they wanted with,

so naturally one of them decorated hers with a huge layer of redundancy by painting a beaver on top of it.

Or maybe we should call it "a lady" since
I'm sure that's what beavers call their snatches.

Gawker says that the artist Deborah Davis
named her beaver with a beaver "Gaea"
in honor of the celebration of womanhood.

Deborah says that the humongous vulva
on Gaea isn't a vulva at all.

Deborah claims it's two hands clasped in prayer. GIRL PLEASE. It looks more like two hands (possibly suffering from eczema)
trying to start a fire by rubbing a giant clit.

If that's what prayer looks like,
then it's safe to say that many of you
horny hos out there pray SEVERAL times a day.

Your religious relatives will be happy to learn that you're an hourly worshiper.

When the Bemidji City Council
started to get complaints from
prude ass prudes about Gaea flashing her chocha like Brit Brit getting out of a pick-up,
they held a meeting.

They ultimately decided that Gaea can keep her place on the Sculpture Walk. But not everyone agreed with the decision, because Gaea was recently defaced (Or should I say desnatched?) with black paint.

She was quickly cleaned up and now she's back to sharing her beaver with the town of Bemidji! Proudly flash that beaver at the haters, Gaea!

(Images via Gaea's Facebook page)

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