older guys flirting with young girls
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#1 Nov 11, 2013
This is more of a story than a joke, but it's true, so what the heck. I like to flirt a lot and in this one store I frequent, there are 3 young girls who work there, who are not especially lovely, but probably would be if they'd lose some weight. One is very responsive and with a pretty good sense of humor, and I flirt with her, and her back with me, every time I go there. We both know it doesn't mean anything, which is the way I want it to be.
Well, anyway, today, when I went in, one of the other 2 girls waited on me. I never flirted with her at all, because she didn't have the humor for it, but I usually talked to her a little. However, today, when I paid her, I took out all my money so I could find a $5 bill and there was about $30 more in there. I don't know what made me say it, but I said, "Look at all that money. We could paint the town tonight," and she said, "Really" and was quite serious. I thought, "Whoa, don't do that anymore." I was quite speechless. Now, I'm wondering if she'll ever talk to me again. I probably would go out with a girl that young, but she'd really have to be hot.
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