How long does it take to become local?

How long does it take to become local?

There are 232 comments on the Honolulu story from Dec 23, 2012, titled How long does it take to become local?. In it, Honolulu reports that:

It's always fun when national entertainment media tells stories about Hawaii. This October, Comedy Central broadcast an episode of South Park entitled "Going Native." In it, one of the young characters learns that, although his family now lives in Colorado, he was born in Hawaii.

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Guru

Canyon Country, CA

#42 Dec 31, 2012
Slippah slap wrote:
<quoted text>
Wassa matta you? It's called rubbah slippahs not flip flops!! AUWE, what kine local you?:(
lol...

flip flops for us japs.

“COP'S LIVES MATTER”

Since: Mar 09

THUG'S LIVES DONT MATTER

#43 Dec 31, 2012
Joe Balls wrote:
While holding Mommy's beer.
Sad but true...

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#44 Dec 31, 2012
I see it every day.
Dwain Sawh

Brooklyn, NY

#47 Jan 2, 2013
Respect the people and culture of Hawaii and you will be accepted into the local community.

“COP'S LIVES MATTER”

Since: Mar 09

THUG'S LIVES DONT MATTER

#48 Jan 2, 2013
Respect is earned not automatically given and Hawaii is a part of the US so its everyone's home not just locals.
District 1

Kapolei, HI

#49 Jan 6, 2013
American_Infidel wrote:
Respect is earned not automatically given and Hawaii is a part of the US so its everyone's home not just locals.
The Indian Nations are also part of the US. There are jurisdictional "respects" paid to these nations. Hawaii was arguably usurped by White plantation owners, and the legitimate monarchy's overthrow has been acknowledged by subsequent US Presidents as illegal.
What's to argue anymore? Hawaiians have a point, just as Executive Order 9066 that interned AJAs during WWII deserved to be repaired, so too does the 1893 overthrow. Case closed--pass the Akaka Bill and give a substantial part of the 50th State back to the "Hawaiian Nation."
Geez...

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#50 Jan 6, 2013
District 1 wrote:
<quoted text>The Indian Nations are also part of the US. There are jurisdictional "respects" paid to these nations. Hawaii was arguably usurped by White plantation owners, and the legitimate monarchy's overthrow has been acknowledged by subsequent US Presidents as illegal.
What's to argue anymore? Hawaiians have a point, just as Executive Order 9066 that interned AJAs during WWII deserved to be repaired, so too does the 1893 overthrow. Case closed--pass the Akaka Bill and give a substantial part of the 50th State back to the "Hawaiian Nation."
Geez...
Not my part, unless they bring a fat checkbook.

“COP'S LIVES MATTER”

Since: Mar 09

THUG'S LIVES DONT MATTER

#51 Jan 6, 2013
District 1 wrote:
<quoted text>The Indian Nations are also part of the US. There are jurisdictional "respects" paid to these nations. Hawaii was arguably usurped by White plantation owners, and the legitimate monarchy's overthrow has been acknowledged by subsequent US Presidents as illegal.
What's to argue anymore? Hawaiians have a point, just as Executive Order 9066 that interned AJAs during WWII deserved to be repaired, so too does the 1893 overthrow. Case closed--pass the Akaka Bill and give a substantial part of the 50th State back to the "Hawaiian Nation."
Geez...
The Akaka Bill is a race based, racist unconstitutional, unAmerican, illegal piece of legislation which is why it has never and will never pass Congress...not even when the Dems had both chambers did it pass. Akaka's legacy will be the do nothing Senator who tried and failed to pass his racist bill.

And this coming from a Hawaiian!

“COP'S LIVES MATTER”

Since: Mar 09

THUG'S LIVES DONT MATTER

#52 Jan 6, 2013
and btw, the vast majority of citizens voted for Statehood they were excited about becoming a part of the great and mighty U.S

U-S-A!! U-S-A!! U-S-A!!
Queenie

Honolulu, HI

#53 Jan 6, 2013
If haoles are so evil, why is it the Queen married a haole?

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#54 Jan 6, 2013
Queenie wrote:
If haoles are so evil, why is it the Queen married a haole?
All local girls wish they married a Haole.
jahdjhsdjhsdjsd

Honolulu, HI

#55 Jan 6, 2013
to answer the question...if you are Asian you are a "local" immediately or by default... anyone else is considered by that Asian pop. to be outsiders and to be hated. asian in hawaii = local..native and of course entitled and racist. Fact.

It's even sadder to hear an asain call someone haole.
District 1

Kapolei, HI

#56 Jan 7, 2013
Haole is as Haole does.
You get what you give.
My buddy from Scotland is not considered "Haole" even though he get red hair and no talk "da kine." He's accepted because he has natural aloha in his heart (grew up in a small hamlet near Ayr).
You be nice, you get nice. Simple.
fdsdfdsdffsfddsd s

Honolulu, HI

#57 Jan 7, 2013
District 1 wrote:
Haole is as Haole does.
You get what you give.
My buddy from Scotland is not considered "Haole" even though he get red hair and no talk "da kine." He's accepted because he has natural aloha in his heart (grew up in a small hamlet near Ayr).
You be nice, you get nice. Simple.
You must live in a HOME as this bubbly BS is just that BS. You might want to try out the real world one day and quit living on the gov. teat.

"you be nice you get nice" LMAO oh the millions of real examples I could give you that shows just how far out in lala land you really are. But I will just give you one. Sandy Hook...by your logic those little kids should be alive and getting nice. Need local examples that proves your theory wrong check the local news or better yet go outside FOR ONCE.

Reality is a bitch and I could understand why you avoid reality bu choice but the sad thing is I think you believe your fantasy world is reality.
fdsdfdsdffsfddsd s

Honolulu, HI

#58 Jan 7, 2013
Oh yes and your buddy is haole by the hawaiian definition of it not what the asians have changed it to be. Oh but you didn't mean haole you meant cracker. As I said everyone in Hawaii is haole except the hawaiians but stupid asians like to think this is their land when they do not belong here either and are the buggest racists and takers in hawaii.
fdsdfdsdffsfddsd s

Honolulu, HI

#59 Jan 7, 2013
District 1 wrote:
Haole is as Haole does.
You get what you give.
My buddy from Scotland is not considered "Haole" even though he get red hair and no talk "da kine." He's accepted because he has natural aloha in his heart (grew up in a small hamlet near Ayr).
You be nice, you get nice. Simple.
oh yes and you dont belong here either you haole!!!
erewrwerewrew

Honolulu, HI

#60 Jan 7, 2013
District 1 wrote:
<quoted text>The Indian Nations are also part of the US. There are jurisdictional "respects" paid to these nations. Hawaii was arguably usurped by White plantation owners, and the legitimate monarchy's overthrow has been acknowledged by subsequent US Presidents as illegal.
What's to argue anymore? Hawaiians have a point, just as Executive Order 9066 that interned AJAs during WWII deserved to be repaired, so too does the 1893 overthrow. Case closed--pass the Akaka Bill and give a substantial part of the 50th State back to the "Hawaiian Nation."
Geez...
Here check out the beloved late Russel Means in this great testimony. It outlines what could happen to Hawaii if that farce Akaka bill was passed. As a friend told me while tribes are trying to wein themselves from shyte like the akaka bill.... fools like you are running to it.



The akaka bill is crap!!
alice

United States

#61 Jan 7, 2013
Haoles are good; even Haunani Trash is married to one.
S Seagull

Modesto, CA

#62 Jan 7, 2013
Say ah. splat
Haolecrite

United States

#63 Jan 8, 2013
erewrwerewrew wrote:
<quoted text>
Here check out the beloved late Russel Means in this great testimony. It outlines what could happen to Hawaii if that farce Akaka bill was passed. As a friend told me while tribes are trying to wein themselves from shyte like the akaka bill.... fools like you are running to it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =xVANRroxuOoXX
The akaka bill is crap!!
Hate begets hate, haole.

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