Alan Alda asks scientists: What's time?

Dec 11, 2012 Full story: KRQE Albuquerque 23

The actor known for portraying Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce on the TV show "MASH" and more recent guest shots on NBC's "30 Rock" is also a visiting professor at New York's Stony Brook University school of journalism and a founder of the school's Center for Communicating Science.

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Since: Dec 12

Milwaukee, WI

#1 Dec 11, 2012
Personally....
I think Alan Alda and Howard Stern are the same person. They have the same voice, and are never photographed together, or are seen in the same place at the same time.

“I'm Watching YOU”

Since: Jan 09

Ft. Lewis WA

#2 Dec 11, 2012
Just another washed up has been trying to get his nameout in public again.

“Happiness comes through giving”

Since: Feb 08

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#3 Dec 11, 2012
Der Beobachter wrote:
Just another washed up has been trying to get his nameout in public again.
Very interesting, coming from a never-was. Back to your cesspool.

“They killed kenny”

Since: Dec 07

Where?

#4 Dec 11, 2012
Why don't you get in with him, and Alan.

“water water water water water ”

Since: Oct 07

the place with Pyramid Head

#5 Dec 11, 2012
i dont really car for Alan Alda
DonkeyEstonkey

Hampton, VA

#6 Dec 11, 2012
Der Beobachter wrote:
Just another washed up has been trying to get his nameout in public again.
If you're the 'public', I doubt that's what he's doing Goober.
Need to talk to your Mommee about letting you out into the back yard a bit more often...

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Since: Jan 09

Ft. Lewis WA

#7 Dec 12, 2012
Other than a few bit parts in tv and film since "MASH" what has he done? voice overs, liberal lectures at Stoney Brook collage, Has Been

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#8 Dec 12, 2012
I like Alan Alda. I grew up with M*A*S*H and loved it,(especially "Hot Lips") and respect him as an intellectual. He has made some great accomplishments, and is a strong advocate for improvements in education, especially in sciences.
Spike

Akron, OH

#9 Dec 12, 2012
He's way to effeminate to be a spokesman for anything Ameican. He's much better suited for doing cheese commercials aimed at the French market.
Spike

Akron, OH

#10 Dec 12, 2012
Der Beobachter wrote:
Other than a few bit parts in tv and film since "MASH" what has he done? voice overs, liberal lectures at Stoney Brook collage, Has Been
The answer to Alans question is; "your time is over"
Parden pard

Bath, PA

#11 Dec 12, 2012
WTF,,?! There is no TIME. Time is a man made conception to enslave the masses.The bastards that invented the industrial revolution also invented the time card and pocket watch.Remember,,ya gotta go to work in the morning so the factory owner can make millions and spit on your lousy nickel. And remember to go to church Sunday mornings to drop some cash in the basket,so the priest and bishop can get themselves a Cadillac.( oh hell,,,?? it's time to turn on the telly for the big UFC fight,,,,whoe George St, Pierre and that loud mouth Diaz.Another 20 mins.,,,oh boy)!!!can't wait,,,,,,
DonkeyEstonkey

Hampton, VA

#12 Dec 12, 2012
Der Beobachter wrote:
Just another washed up has been trying to get his nameout in public again.
I told Alan what you wrote: He said the only thing you knew was blowing sailors for loose change.
Honest, that's what he said!

“water water water water water ”

Since: Oct 07

the place with Pyramid Head

#13 Dec 12, 2012
JM_Brazil wrote:
I like Alan Alda. I grew up with M*A*S*H and loved it,(especially "Hot Lips") and respect him as an intellectual. He has made some great accomplishments, and is a strong advocate for improvements in education, especially in sciences.
yea but during the filming of M*A*S*H he was such an a$$ Jamie Farr just cause he was wearing dresses. Alda felt cheapened to have to work with someone who had to wear dresses. Harry Morgan, Loretta Swit and Mclean Stevenson all confirmed this to be true

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Since: Oct 07

the place with Pyramid Head

#14 Dec 12, 2012
DonkeyEstonkey wrote:
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I told Alan what you wrote: He said the only thing you knew was blowing sailors for loose change.
Honest, that's what he said!
i just spit beer all over my computer sreen when i read that. thanks
Spike

Ravenna, OH

#15 Dec 12, 2012
DonkeyEstonkey wrote:
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I told Alan what you wrote: He said the only thing you knew was blowing sailors for loose change.
Honest, that's what he said!
all you girly men think alike

“All things considered”

Since: Jun 12

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#16 Dec 12, 2012
I'm tellin' ya there is no such thing a time in the real world...time is a man made concept to measure change.

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Since: Jun 12

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#17 Dec 12, 2012
( no such thing AS time )

No days of the week either in the real world...no Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,or Sunday...all human concepts that exist in the mind...but not in reality.

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Since: Jun 12

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#18 Dec 12, 2012
“Time is an illusion.”

~Albert Einstein
Liberty Warrior

Hammonton, NJ

#19 Dec 12, 2012
Time (often written in all-caps as TIME) is an American weekly news magazine published in New York City. Time magazine was created in 1923 by Briton Hadden and Henry Luce, making it the first weekly news magazine in the United States.

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#20 Dec 13, 2012
xxxooxxx wrote:
“Time is an illusion.”
~Albert Einstein
"WHO THE F*** ATE MY SANDWICH!?"

~Ghandi

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