Charlie Sheen taints carol into 'Joy ...

Charlie Sheen taints carol into 'Joy to Fornication'

There are 17 comments on the Free Republic story from Dec 13, 2006, titled Charlie Sheen taints carol into 'Joy to Fornication'. In it, Free Republic reports that:

Posted on 12/13/2006 9:25:34 AM PST by NYer The CBS television show "Two and a Half Men" has broadcast an episode featuring the womanizing main character bragging about his sexual exploits - to the tune of the ...

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reality

Albuquerque, NM

#1 Dec 18, 2006
give me a f**kin break!!!!!!!!!! Quit crying....grow up!!!!

“Susan... from Seattle”

Since: Dec 06

Seattle

#7 Dec 19, 2006
I heard it, and frankly I didn't see anything particularly bad about it. Given the context of his character (hedonistic womanizer), it was probably a good choice of lyrics.

Hey, if you have kids, and you don't want them watching this on TV.... perhaps you need to know where the "off" switch is!
franko

Port Coquitlam, Canada

#9 Dec 19, 2006
kristie2490 wrote:
<quoted text>
RIGHT! Are You lovin your new place??
HELLOOO KRISTIE!!!!

Long time no see... I hope you remember me from our convos last summer on the Vatican threads, when we used to debate with LADYLAWDOG, GIA, CRANCE and others.

HOw are you doing?
franko

Port Coquitlam, Canada

#10 Dec 19, 2006
Lynne D wrote:
I agree about people being way too uptight. It's just the MELODY to a SONG that he borrowed, big deal. It's not like he mentioned Jesus and defiled it with his lyrics along with that.
The MELODY certainly isn't anything I would consider "holy".
I see it as no different than kids joking with the Happy Birthday song.
Happy Birthday to you
You live in a zoo.....
Excellent point ...

take for example,

My 9 year old's favorite song right now ....

"Jingle BElls, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg"....

I did NOT teach her this ... the other kids in school did.
doughboy

Lake Mary, FL

#12 Dec 19, 2006
I remember a schoolyard version of this song-it went this-"Joy to the world,the teachers dead,I shot her in the head",ect. Anyone remember that one?
franko

Port Coquitlam, Canada

#13 Dec 19, 2006
doughboy wrote:
I remember a schoolyard version of this song-it went this-"Joy to the world,the teachers dead,I shot her in the head",ect. Anyone remember that one?
Here's the modern version of that... also from my daughter .. please note "Barny is SOOO yesterday" .....

"Joy to the world, Barny's dead. We shot him in the head.

What happened to his body, we flushed it down the potty.

ROund and round it goes, round and round it goes....

ETC"
doughboy

Lake Mary, FL

#14 Dec 19, 2006
franko wrote:
<quoted text>
Here's the modern version of that... also from my daughter .. please note "Barny is SOOO yesterday" .....
"Joy to the world, Barny's dead. We shot him in the head.
What happened to his body, we flushed it down the potty.
ROund and round it goes, round and round it goes....
ETC"
Somebody should shoot barney.

“guess who Lois?”

Since: Dec 06

A little hole in the wall.

#15 Dec 19, 2006
doughboy wrote:
<quoted text>Somebody should shoot barney.
He's as over as Telletubbies.
Kristina

Palo Cedro, CA

#18 Dec 20, 2006
people obviously dont know what a remote control is!Lighten up people.If you dont like it turn the damn channel.i thought it was pretty funny by the way.
Mike

Pittsburg, KS

#19 Dec 28, 2006
A new Christmas song...

"Joy to the world, Matt Shepard's dead.
Ole'Matt, he froze, he's dead!
I'm crying hard into my beer
Too bad they nixed another queer!
It's really very fun, let's catch another one,
Let's catch, let's catch - another one!!!

Did that bother you?
If it did, maybe YOU should "lighten up." Can't you have any fun? Where's your sense of humor?
OR, is it possible that SOME THINGS should not be mocked. because to mock them is cruel and evil?
Think about it.

Since: Dec 06

United States

#20 Dec 28, 2006
Mike wrote:
A new Christmas song...
"Joy to the world, Matt Shepard's dead.
Ole'Matt, he froze, he's dead!
I'm crying hard into my beer
Too bad they nixed another queer!
It's really very fun, let's catch another one,
Let's catch, let's catch - another one!!!
Did that bother you?
If it did, maybe YOU should "lighten up." Can't you have any fun? Where's your sense of humor?
OR, is it possible that SOME THINGS should not be mocked. because to mock them is cruel and evil?
Think about it.
The song didn't mock anyone. It borrowed the tune from a song.

BTW, the song "Joy to the World" was written in 1719. The tune we know didn't come into being until 1819. Now, do you really think Jesus was walking around whistling that tune?

When did Christianity start worshiping tunes anyway?

Since: Dec 06

United States

#21 Dec 28, 2006
Actually, it was 1830 the tune was written.

Lighten up Lucille. No one was mocking Jesus.

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#28 Dec 30, 2006
Lynne D wrote:
I agree about people being way too uptight. It's just the MELODY to a SONG that he borrowed, big deal. It's not like he mentioned Jesus and defiled it with his lyrics along with that.
The MELODY certainly isn't anything I would consider "holy".
I see it as no different than kids joking with the Happy Birthday song.
Happy Birthday to you
You live in a zoo.....
Or how about...

Jingle bells...

Batman smells...

Robin laid an egg...

Batmobile lost its wheels ...

and the Joker got away...

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#31 Dec 31, 2006
Lynne D wrote:
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Ya, haha, Franko said the same thing. I had forgotten that one.
G'day Lynne D!!

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#33 Dec 31, 2006
Lynne D wrote:
<quoted text>
And a big HELLO to you Falcon!
Nice to see you in a thread where everyone's at each other's throats...I'd much rather make friends!!
Best friends forever

Harrisburg, PA

#34 Dec 31, 2006
Marissa:What do you do if you meet a friend and they act like their all that?
Alexa:You just back off and say "I don't wonna be your friend.Now the way u acted.
Natalie:Sure.U need to stand up for urself.
Marissa:U can't even stand up for urself.
Natalie:Well,I'm trying to.
Alexa:We know u are.
Natalie:Really?
Marissa:Yea.
Alexa:People gotta quit saying things like that so u can't feel ur feelings.
Marissa:Yea.Some of these people are tottal buttheads.
Natalie:So,wht ur saying is,I shouldn't let them ruin my life?
Marissa:Exacually!
Alexa:Don't worry,we have ur back girl.
Marissa:We ar not,letting u down.
Alexa:Give it a shot?
Natalie:Yes.I'll try.
Marissa:Good.Because u really need some practice.
Natalie:I know Ido Marissa but,I just might not be able to do it!
Marissa:Come on.
Alexa:Just give it a shot 4 times,and we'll let u borrow Marissa's cellphone.
Natalie:Really?
Marissa:Yep!
Natalie:All right.I'll do it.
classic interwebs

Hazleton, PA

#36 Jul 7, 2013
These earlier HS threads were very corny and unentertaining.

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