Ashton Kutcher SeXXXy As Shizzle In Esquire, Says Former Films 'F**king Suck Donkey'

Feb 14, 2013 Full story: Perez Hilton

Ashton Kutcher spoke to Esquire for their March issue, and we were stunned by the A-list actor's revelations! "I know exactly what films I've done that f**king suck donkey.

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kyle reese

Trivandrum, India

#1 Feb 15, 2013
whom is he blaming? this guy doesn't know acting.. if you tighten your lips and bring an expression in your face like you have constant constipation, it does not become acting.. I have never seen any other expression inthis guy's face other than this constipated expression.. just like kirsten stewart, who also seems to be having constant constipation issues.. that's her permanent expression but she is also big actress.. HA HA HA... Ashton Kutcher, first learn how to act, then your films may succeed.. don't blame movies.. try to bring some expression in your face.. ya I agree that you and kirsten stewart are the best actors to express the pains of a severly constipated man/woman.. but every movie is not about constipation issues.. you need to do some surgery or facial excercises to bring some expression to face.. only then it becomes acting.. I wonder how people like you and this kirsten stewart become big stars...honestly, somebody from other dimension must have pulled the strings to make this happen.. otherwise its impossible when so many talented actors are left with out any good breakthrough! All movies this loser got had very nice stories.. if the movie is screwed, its only bcause of this fool's pathetic acting... no other factor is to blame.. in short he destroyed those good story movies, just by his presence!!

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