Gay Rumors Plague Bert and Ernie Once Again

Every few years a rumor that Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie are gay lovers resurfaces.

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Frank Stanton

Omaha, NE

#1 Oct 26, 2010
You ignorant christian pos, it's a 4uck'in puppet!

:)

PEACE.

Frank
Leftatalbuquerqu e

Toronto, Canada

#2 Oct 26, 2010
Ernie has WAY too much personality for Bert.

“The Buybull is innerrrent.”

Since: Jun 08

Walnutport, PA

#3 Oct 26, 2010
If they're a couple they must be Republikkkans, cos they're really deep in the closet.

Since: Dec 07

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#4 Oct 26, 2010
I'm sorry but Bert's aggressive monobrow removes all doubt about his heterosexuality.

It reminds me of Paul Lynde's classic Hollywood Squares response to the question, "If you were equipped with a pick axe, sieve and shovel, what job would you likely be doing?"

Lynde paused for a second and responded, "Plucking Joan Crawford's eyebrows."
keith60610

Danvers, MA

#5 Oct 26, 2010
Only in America would people come out with such stupid and ignorant garbage...
It's a puppet and I doubt they're gay since they don't even sleep in the same bed..
HHHHMMM Maybe they're gay Republicans or even worse Catholics..

“Common courtesy, isn't”

Since: Nov 07

Location hidden

#6 Oct 27, 2010
Leftatalbuquerque wrote:
Ernie has WAY too much personality for Bert.
Actually, although Bert and Ernie are both gay, they are not lovers, at least not now. The Sesame Street hotties split up amicably some ten years ago. Since the break-up, Ernie has been the constant companion of Tinky Winky, the purple teletubbie, while Bert has been living a monastic lifestyle and developing his operatic talents.

Bert and Ernie still a couple ... sheesh! Where do all these rumors come from?
jajajajajaja

San Diego, CA

#7 Oct 27, 2010
i heard ernie was with the purple teleatubbie?

“The sheep need protection.”

Since: Dec 08

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#8 Oct 27, 2010
It is sad that homosexual need to use a puppet to justify their deviant life style. This is obviously a desperate sign to make people believe they are normal.
Slyko

Detroit, MI

#9 Oct 27, 2010
They can be gay, straight, bi, or sexually attracted to model airplanes. They're fictional characters so its all up to your own interpretation.
Angelus1967

Clemmons, NC

#10 Oct 27, 2010
The Hero wrote:
It is sad that homosexual need to use a puppet to justify their deviant life style. This is obviously a desperate sign to make people believe they are normal.
You certainly don't live up to that screen name. Your post only reveals your ignorance and hostility towards all of the puppets in this world who just want a little love, gay or straight. Show some tolerance towards the Gay Puppet Civil Rights Act of 2010...
Bob

Houston, TX

#11 Oct 27, 2010
Bert and Ernie have been together for a long time. Makes traditional marriage look bad.
Bob

Houston, TX

#12 Oct 27, 2010
The Hero wrote:
It is sad that homosexual need to use a puppet to justify their deviant life style. This is obviously a desperate sign to make people believe they are normal.
You should know about puppets. I can almost sense the right wing pulling your strings to present your argument.

“Equality marches on! ”

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#13 Oct 27, 2010
Angelus1967 wrote:
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You certainly don't live up to that screen name. Your post only reveals your ignorance and hostility towards all of the puppets in this world who just want a little love, gay or straight. Show some tolerance towards the Gay Puppet Civil Rights Act of 2010...
I believe some prefer to be called "muppets". We must be as politically correct as possible! Most "muppets" prefer fisting, while many "puppets" like to have their strings pulled while being tied up. The whole "Muppet/Puppet Lifestyle" is clouded by secrecy and locked suitcases.
William

Charlotte, NC

#14 Oct 27, 2010
NE Jade wrote:
<quoted text>I believe some prefer to be called "muppets". We must be as politically correct as possible! Most "muppets" prefer fisting, while many "puppets" like to have their strings pulled while being tied up. The whole "Muppet/Puppet Lifestyle" is clouded by secrecy and locked suitcases.
A queer by any other name is still a queer!!!
Angelus1967

Clemmons, NC

#15 Oct 27, 2010
NE Jade wrote:
<quoted text>I believe some prefer to be called "muppets". We must be as politically correct as possible! Most "muppets" prefer fisting, while many "puppets" like to have their strings pulled while being tied up. The whole "Muppet/Puppet Lifestyle" is clouded by secrecy and locked suitcases.
I am terribly sorry about that, my mistake. I believe you are correct about the "muppets" but, being unsure of Bert and Ernie's name preference I stuck with the usually accepted term "puppet". I hope I have not offended the hand operated, other than human segment of society too much with my show of ignorance!

By the way, great picture NE Jade.
Angelus1967

Clemmons, NC

#16 Oct 27, 2010
William wrote:
<quoted text>A queer by any other name is still a queer!!!
You sir are an ignorant asshat...by any other name.
Bob

Houston, TX

#17 Oct 27, 2010
William wrote:
<quoted text>A queer by any other name is still a queer!!!
Just like an ignorant piece of Maryland trash, like yourself, by any other name is still an ignorant piece of Maryland trash?
eric

Denver, CO

#18 Oct 27, 2010
SFer wrote:
I'm sorry but Bert's aggressive monobrow removes all doubt about his heterosexuality.
It reminds me of Paul Lynde's classic Hollywood Squares response to the question, "If you were equipped with a pick axe, sieve and shovel, what job would you likely be doing?"
Lynde paused for a second and responded, "Plucking Joan Crawford's eyebrows."
I can’t resist. Paul was asked,“why do motorcycle driver wear leather?”
Reply,“because chiffon gets so crinkly”.

Since: Oct 10

Clemmons, NC

#19 Oct 27, 2010
eric wrote:
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I can’t resist. Paul was asked,“why do motorcycle driver wear leather?”
Reply,“because chiffon gets so crinkly”.
Paul Linde was great!

“Man falls to Earth, film at 11”

Since: Sep 10

Babylon

#20 Oct 27, 2010
I wonder why these smacktards never made an issue out of Beany Boy and Cecil?
Look at this graphic and tell me if Cecil doesn't just scream, "Look at me everyone, I'm a giant penis!"

http://www.toontracker.com/beanytoon/beanytoo...

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