Ellen DeGeneres plans to wed partner in Calif.

[WNCNATIVE]

Madison Gill wrote:

Tuna Helper anyone?,Anyone?

Nope, thats you.

[Keith retired Gun-bunny]

diduKnow wrote:

One thing that will not happen to Ellen!
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy ... you explain the kids."
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She opened her pie hole before she opened her brain. LOL.

[Ghandi]

David, I think you would be wiser to dissect the arguments rather than assume others are bashing you.

I have yet to come across a post from any person, gay or straight, that has bashed heterosexuals for being heterosexual. I have seen attacks on arguments made by heterosexuals, but it has been based on the content of the message they offered and not their sexuality.

On the other hand, I have seen several posts from several people that have bashed homosexuals for being homosexual.

If you are saying you are going to be here to protect heterosexuality, I think you can put down your rifle now.

[AshevilleNative]

David Jeffrey Spetch wrote:

Being it is not only natural for heterosexuals to feel uncomfortable about homosexual on some level, it is essential to our very survival, it is quite clearly not abnormal for a heterosexual to feel naturally uncomfortable around a homosexual and it is quite clearly not irrational!

Only people who are insecure in their own sexuality would be "uncomfortable" with someone else's sexuality. Moreover, your survival does not depend on the sexuality of anyone else beyond one act performed in the span of a few moments involving the sperm and the egg of your own biological parents.

David Jeffrey Spetch wrote:

Marriage was created for and in honor of heterosexual relationships because thanks to heterosexuals we even exist.

Actually, its thanks goes to the meeting of a fertile sperm with a fertile egg that we exist. It doesn't matter whether the donors of the sperm and the egg are homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, transsexual or pansexual. Plenty of gay folks have biological children, grand children and great grandchildren. No one has to be innately heterosexually oriented in order to produce biological children.

As far as marriage goes, marriage is only for those who can successfully produce children, then we need to make some major changes with regards to the right to marry.

First, everyone who has already produced a biological child would have the right to marry -- whether they are gay, straight, bisexual, transsexual or pansexual.

Second, anyone who has not yet produced a biological child should not have the right to marry. This goes for straights as well as those of other sexual orientations. I know plenty of straight couples who cannot have children or choose not to have children. They would be somewhat alarmed, I'm sure, to discover they don't have a right to marry. Oh well.

Finally, we would need to first determine who can produce biological children before we grant the right to marry. Thus, the first born child of every adult would have to be conceived outside of wedlock. Only upon the advent of a succesful live birth could that person be granted the right to marry.

[Keith retired Gun-bunny]

Sean Bell Curve wrote:

Do all Lesbos enjoy that fisting action yo?fo real yo?

Don't know yo. Fo real yo.

[Sateb Namorn]

David Jeffrey Spetch wrote:

Gays Seek acceptance, yet have no understanding!
They seek acceptance from those they label with a name that doesn’t even exist and that name is called homophobe.

"I see a light in the sky
Oh, it's almost blinding me
I can't believe
I've been touched by an angel with love
Let the rain come down and wash away my tears
Let it fill my soul and drown my fears
Let it shatter the walls for a new, new sun
A new day has...come"

A New Day - Celine Dion