Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

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“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#15895 Sep 26, 2012
Another Mormon following the Prophet: http://www.ksl.com/...

"PLEASANT GROVE Criminal charges have been filed against a former schoolteacher and coach accused of having sexual relationships with two female students.

"Broch DeGraff, 27, was charged Monday in 4th District Court with forcible sodomy, a first-degree felony, and nine counts of forcible sexual abuse, a second-degree felony. He's being held in the Utah County Jail on $50,000 cash bail.

"Also Monday, DeGraff's wife filed for divorce from the jailed man. Following DeGraff's arrest last week, she filed a request for a protective order against him.

"DeGraff was a teacher and soccer coach at Liahona Preparatory Academy, a Pleasant Grove private school owned by his father, Brent DeGraff. Curriculum at the school for students in kindergarten through 12th grade is based on values of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

The charges allege that DeGraff fondled and sexually abused the two 16-year-old girls during separate relationships that police said carried on, one after the other, between October 2011 and June 2012."

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#15896 Sep 26, 2012
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/politics/5495898...

I bet the Mormons in Nevada are going to turn on Reid in his next election for this.
PAGANISM CAUSES AIDS

Yuba City, CA

#15897 Sep 26, 2012
Liberty Warrior wrote:
Mormons kidnapped all the important sports figures and made them free agents.
LoL.
Hey: THE TERM 'AGENCY' M.E.A.N.S. "POWER or RIGHT to DECIDE."

[Slowly shakes head]

***YOU JUST CAME ONTO THE INTERNET and said YOU remain PERPLEXED about a SIX LETTER WORD, with the DEFINITION(S) available to you FREE, on the same internet you spent time EXPLAINING how PERPLEXED BY IT you are.

The word
A.G.E.N.C.Y.

Well THIS is YOUR LUCKY DAY, because FORTUNATELY, GOD has SENT SOMEONE to HELP YOU
FINALLY UNDERSTAND
that FOOTBALL
and BASEBALL
and SOCCER
and BASKETBALL,

haven't been TAKEN OVER by MORMONS.

I suppose YOU WONDERED why EVERYBODY WASN'T MORE UPSET,
MORMONS
TOOK OVER FOOTBALL,
and BASEBALL,
and HOCKEY,
and SOCCER,
and BASKETBALL,

and MADE ALL THOSE MEN and WOMEN,

A.G.E.N.T.S.

yEW WUz uh WUNDERIN WHY THAIR WUD'N no CONGRESSIONAL HEARINs about the MORMONS
TAKIN OVER
SPORTS
AND MAKIN EVURBODY B AGENTS.

You poor bible-billies give birth to some SERIOUS stupid juice drinking illiterates.
PAGANISM CAUSES AIDS

Yuba City, CA

#15898 Sep 26, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
The only thing "free agency" means to a Mormon is that they can't hold a gun to your head and force you.
Which is why that woman wrote the book about being one of Brigham Young's wives, and lived for years traveling back and forth to Utah for more material for her speaking tours, often alone, or with a porter.

And why ROBERT REDFORD settled among us.

It's to people like you who can barely spell agency correctly,

that YOUR responsibility for YOUR $#!+ licking off penises,

and semen drinking,

falls *on the Lord's shoulders.*
PAGANISM CAUSES AIDS

Yuba City, CA

#15899 Sep 26, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
Another Mormon following the Prophet: http://www.ksl.com/...
"PLEASANT GROVE Criminal charges have been filed against a former schoolteacher and coach accused of having sexual relationships with two female students.
"Broch DeGraff, 27, was charged Monday in 4th District Court with forcible sodomy, a first-degree felony, and nine counts of forcible sexual abuse, a second-degree felony. He's being held in the Utah County Jail on $50,000 cash bail.
"Also Monday, DeGraff's wife filed for divorce from the jailed man. Following DeGraff's arrest last week, she filed a request for a protective order against him.
"DeGraff was a teacher and soccer coach at Liahona Preparatory Academy, a Pleasant Grove private school owned by his father, Brent DeGraff. Curriculum at the school for students in kindergarten through 12th grade is based on values of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
The charges allege that DeGraff fondled and sexually abused the two 16-year-old girls during separate relationships that police said carried on, one after the other, between October 2011 and June 2012."
Yep: he's a queer. His MYSPACE page:

"Heroes: me...in the future, when ive done something great. like maybe made a successful "saved by the bell" movie.

Details
Status: Married
Here for: Friends
Orientation:***Not Sure***
Hometown: yes
Ethnicity:***Other***
Religion: Mormon
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
Children: Proud parent
Occupation: Househusband
Income: Less than $30,000

Networking
Modeling - Model - Glamour
i am a glamourous model...
Dance - Performance - Exotic Dancing
i am an exotic dancer...

Browsing his photos online: "Jesus Loves Everybody, even the Gays"

http://www.myspace.com/211191076/photos/73977... #{%22ImageId%22%3A9644842}

Don't you hate it when you finally find a mormon who's a molester like you,

and we find out he really is a molester LIKE YOU?
PAGANISM CAUSES AIDS

Yuba City, CA

#15900 Sep 26, 2012
http://www.myspace.com/211191076/photos/96448... #{%22ImageId%22%3A9644842}

Pfft.

So much for the glorious tomorrow where you'll all eat feces off genitals, drink semen, and laugh at AIDSs test results before you even open em.

Hey guess what Dana: He's MARRIED like YOU and SANDUSKY.

“Good day to you!”

Since: Oct 08

Earth

#15901 Sep 26, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
It is your LDS God that is "filthy, dark, depraved, angry, hateful, vulgar". He hates blacks, he hates gays, and he f**ks his daughter. I'm sure Satan is happy you worshiping him.
You're so lost to your own bent logic that you have no real idea of what God is or isn't.
This is another post where your god is quite happy that you speak his language :)

“Good day to you!”

Since: Oct 08

Earth

#15902 Sep 26, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
10% of a population is a lot of people, no lie about it.
The rest is just more justification for your hateful, ignorant, bigoted, God. I'm not wasting time responding to it.
lol...noooo...what you don't want to do is to waste your time learning facts that disagree with your on going ignorance. That I agree with.
PAGANISM CAUSES AIDS

Yuba City, CA

#15903 Sep 26, 2012
Dana scurries off to look at his kiddie porn, telling himself because he ALSO thinks about little girls, his homosexual urges are really just secondary,

and he's not really gay.

“Good day to you!”

Since: Oct 08

Earth

#15904 Sep 26, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
My God loves his creations, unlike yours. If you were as worried about how you abused people who haven't done anything to you, as you are my language, you wouldn't be such a motherf**ker. I can promise you that God cares a lot more about your actions then my language.
Your god created nothing but the dark filth you spew from your lips, that you confuse with up lifting language you think a Christian should say, that a real Christian would never utter.
The god that influences you helps you to believe it's a righteous thing to speak the most filthiest, the most vile derogatory things that you say.
Some people in here not claiming to be a Christian as you claim speak as you do and though it's not correct, I understand they don't care how vile they sound because God is not in their life. But you claim God is in your life, you claim to be an "active" Christian that speaks truth and goodness and then you spew the vile filth you do and prove yourself an out right liar.
God, the God of all that is good and well, never influences anyone to speak the vile filth you speak.
It matters not how any one speaks to you. No one makes you speak in such vile filthy ways as you do. That's a choice you make. And you put Jesus to shame each time you do it because you claim to be obeying him. Get it?

“Duty is a Privilege! ”

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#15905 Sep 26, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Intentional stupidity isn't going to save your filthy perverted, pig of a Prophet or Faith.
My Faith is built upon the foundation of Jesus Christ.

Mock it all you want... today.
Celebrate your followers... today.

God will win in the end.

“Duty is a Privilege! ”

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#15906 Sep 26, 2012
mrs dane roberts.

NOTHING YOU SAY CHANGES THE FACT:

I've already seen you state and know the dates, pages, and post numbers where you state these things:

-> you will "Crucify Jesus Christ himself"
-> you will kill his prophets
-> now, you call God the Father a "bastard", a "pig", "retarded"

then, of course there's your famous saying....

Dana Robertson wrote:

<quoted text>
I'm not going to embrace fantasies just to please a phony religion that only wants to run every detail of my life without giving me anything in return. Sorry, that's not going to happen.

...

What exactly do you want from God?

Jesus came down here and died for you. Isn't that enough>

You don't want to embrace a religion that wants to run every detail of your life without giving you anything in return?

You chose to come down here and adhere to God the Father' plan...

yet, you won't even act decent or moral because you don't get anyting in return?

WHAT?

YOU REALLY ARE A MORON!
Wisdom

Russellville, KY

#15908 Sep 26, 2012
No Surprise wrote:
<quoted text>
You're so lost to your own bent logic that you have no real idea of what God is or isn't.
This is another post where your god is quite happy that you speak his language :)
Any other Religion out in the world that you Mors know of that teaches a man can become a God? I can't find one. Too bad God waited 1850 years after the death of Jesus to tell everyone about all this stuff and the true word of God found in the BOM. When he sent his Angel to reveal the true word of God to Mohamed that also was too bad. Too bad since it wasn't the same true word of God the Angel showed Joe. Wonder what's up with the true "words" of God being two totally different words from God?
Hey

Corbin, KY

#15909 Sep 26, 2012
Was Jesus married and fathered children?

“Duty is a Privilege! ”

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#15910 Sep 26, 2012
Hey wrote:
Was Jesus married and fathered children?
I don't know if you are a Mormon or anti-Mormon and looking for an argument to debate; therefore, I am just going to direct you to some links so you can find the infomation out for yourself.

---

There is a lot that we do not know from the history of people that was documented and hidden and just not yet discovered, or just isn't well known about.

The LDS Church has always stated that to be the case (over 185 years). In the past century alone a lot of documents have been revealed, but there's a lot more to come.

Here are new developments that show there is evidence Jesus had a wife. I don't know if he had children.

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2012/09/18/har...

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/09/21/pastors-...

---

When the Bible was put together. It was authored by different people. Much was taken out because of this reason or that. From what I understand it was primarily due to the people in authority not wanting to reveal that they were not the supreme power.

Here is the history and timeline of the bible and how it came about being put together. This site is as thorough of a site documenting it that I've ever seen.

http://www.greatsite.com/timeline-english-bib...

---

Here is an education site regarding the Dead Sea Scrolls that were discovered in 1947...

http://www.usc.edu/dept/LAS/wsrp/educational_...

---

Really there is so much information today that wasn't evident many years ago. So the best thing to do is research for yourself, ask questions, etc.

Since: Sep 12

Ozark, MO

#15911 Sep 26, 2012
Hey wrote:
Was Jesus married and fathered children?
You just can't seem to pick a screen name and stick with it, can you? I don't think "village idiot" is spoken for. That should work for you.
PAGANISM CAUSES AIDS

Yuba City, CA

#15912 Sep 26, 2012
Wisdom wrote:
<quoted text>Any other Religion out in the world that you Mors know of that teaches a man can become a God? I can't find one. Too bad God waited 1850 years after the death of Jesus to tell everyone about all this stuff and the true word of God found in the BOM. When he sent his Angel to reveal the true word of God to Mohamed that also was too bad. Too bad since it wasn't the same true word of God the Angel showed Joe. Wonder what's up with the true "words" of God being two totally different words from God?
YOU INSIPID *T*W*I*T* the BIBLE IS A TUTORIAL on HOW

J.E.S.U.S. C.H.R.I.S.T.

the
*M*A*N*

became GOD.

He WASN'T GOD,
then he WAS God.

He WAS MAN
He BECAME GOD.

You protestants should give back the money you spend at school to teach you to read because you are ONE
DUMB
HILLBILLY.
PAGANISM CAUSES AIDS

Yuba City, CA

#15913 Sep 26, 2012
EVER WONDER why you protestants score LOWER on IQ TESTS than EVERYONE?

Look above at YOU, CLAIMING the FACT that the MAN JESUS
CHRIST
became
a GOD

is PROOF a MAN
CANNOT BECOME
a GOD.

The MAN
Jesus CHRIST
came to EARTH
and BECAME a GOD.

But YOU are INCENSED at SOMEONE TEACHING that a MAN can COME to EARTH
and RETURN to LIVE WITH GODS
AS GODS
as SONS of GOD
as DAUGHTERS of GOD
and as HEIRS to the NATURE of GOD HIMSELF.

HEIRS to throne AND KINGDOM

but GOD DOESN'T KNOW what it meant to say HEIRS and FATHER and SON and DAUGHTERS and MOTHERS.

God doesn't know anything about HOW TO SHOW US what OUR NATURE IS.

To TEACH us what our BIRTHRIGHT is.
No, because HE MIGHT BE A GOD
but HE CAN'T HAVE SONS AND DAUGHTERS
that would be NASTY

so HE'S a BALD-FACED LIAR for CLAIMING HE COULD

And he CAN'T MAKE JESUS CHRIST, a MAN, a GOD.

BECAUSE some HICK TOLD HIM he CAN'T

even though the STORY of JESUS CHRIST
is that he was a MAN
who BECAME a GOD.

You really do need to have someone manage you and your sister's birth control program.
PAGANISM CAUSES AIDS

Yuba City, CA

#15914 Sep 26, 2012
" I caint BUH LEEVE SOME BODIE SAYED A MAN, can BUHCOME uh GOD."

Ignorant sister dating hillbilly. The fact you'll come onto the internet and even utter such insipid jibberish about a RELIGION
that
TEACHES PEOPLE
they can BECOME as their FATHER in HEAVEN is.

He is a GOD.

YOU have a culture of pierced, dope-addled, tattoed whores, that would turn the stomach of Attila the Hun.

40% OUT OF WEDLOCK births
45% DIVORCE
50% MEN ADMIT ADULTERY: on your WIFE
50% WOMEN on HARD PHARMA to COPE with JUST BEING ONE OF YOU

50% WOMEN *R*A*P*E*D*/*M*O*L*E*S*T*E*D*

***ONE in FIVE of your YOUNG ADULTS has V.D.***

You can't see how someone could become a GOD when the GOD tells you to BECOME like GOD.

You are just one stupid juice guzzling,
snake handling
camo wearing,

pitbull-with-a-coon-hound breeding,

Appalachian hillbilly.
PAGANISM CAUSES AIDS

Yuba City, CA

#15915 Sep 26, 2012
Maybe it's that LOSING SIGHT that YOU are DESCENDENTS of GOD

that's got you all taking off your clothes and mufflers and guzzling intoxicants

and RAPING 50% of your WOMEN
and COMMITTING ADULTERY on 50% of YOUR WIVES

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