==========<quoted text>No I was talking to you that you bad mouthing of Oklahoma has gotten old. We know you cannot stand us here and actually in majority of people here you are way off base!
Oh, I know the kind of fish stories you like. You naughty girl you! Note, Okie had his own fishing gear, just like you like.
"About 5 minutes after an Okie & his new bride checked into the honeymoon suite of a fishing resort, the new groom passes thru the lobby with all his fishing gear, headed for the river.
The desk clerk waves him over. "Hey buddy" he says, "shouldn't you be upstairs making love to your new bride?"
To which the Okie says, "Can't, she's got gonorrhea the doc says no sex for another month. But it's OK because I love to fish"
The next morning, the Okie is on his way thru the lobby with his fishing gear. Trying to be helpful, the clerk waves him over and says.
"Since you can't have vaginal sex, maybe you could try anal sex."
To which the Okie says, "Can't, she's got diarrhea the doc says no anal sex for another month. But it's OK because I love to fish"
The following morning, again trying to be helpful, the Clerk waves the Okie over on his way thru the lobby. "Since you can't have vaginal sex or anal sex, maybe you could coax her into performing oral sex for you" he says.
To which the Okie says, "Can't, she's got pyorrhea her dentist says no oral sex for another month. But it's OK because I love to fish"
The clerk asks the Okie incredulously, Let me get this straight, your new bride has gonorrhea, diarrhea, and pyorrhea why the hell would you marry a girl like that?
"Well" says the Okie, "she's got worms too, and I love to fish!"