In everys SLOvak family dere is a gambler and in every SLOvak family somebody is on public assistance.
Dat is becuz we SLOvaks don't likes working and only likes gambling.
I one time gambled dat my friend could not knock my eye out. I won!!!
He bashed my head in very good but he nots knocked my eye out so I won the cash!!
Dat is whut SLOvak gamblings and ramblings iz all about!