Vienna-to-Budapest hydrofoil journey not for everyone
Q. Our travel plans for next year include a week in Vienna and we would like to add a day trip to Budapest during this time.Full Story
“Dimitri at the races in Russia”
Since: Jan 10
#1 Dec 4, 2011
May I suggest to avoid Budapest ?
We have heard of cases where tourists were cheated in Budapestīs restaurants by several hundred .
#2 Dec 4, 2011
But I would suggest any mens Restrooms. There is always a slovak poofter ready to be serviced by your sausage.
#3 Dec 5, 2011
Better to avoid Bratislava, full of poofters selling their sausages on the streets.
#4 Dec 5, 2011
Actually, it is wise to avoid SLOvakia at all costs. Poofters and pickpockets who are trying to rob you, and to get to your sausage and feel it.
They have been known to kidnap tourists with large sized sausages. It is called by them as "Fishing". Then if you are considered worthy, then they go into the next step. Called by them, "Catch and release" after they have measured your sausage. If a large one, they call it "A Keeper". Then, before being released, they make you use your sausage to jump and twist, like a fish jumping out of the water to catch a lure.
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