Travel: Melbourne, Australia

Travel: Melbourne, Australia

There are 9 comments on the Scotsman.com story from Jun 10, 2012, titled Travel: Melbourne, Australia. In it, Scotsman.com reports that:

LET'S go for a drink in that bar that used to be a famous brothel," I say to my friend Julia Holt, a former Assembly Theatre producer who now lives in Melbourne.

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“NO ANZUS”

Since: Nov 10

Southern California

#1 Jun 10, 2012
Melbourne vs Sydney like SF vs LA like Boston vs NYC.

SanFran better than LA for tourism. They are smaller but with chip on shoulder. LA gets global glory just like Sydney. Melbourne believes they have culture but overshadowed. Really arrogant but has lot to offer. Jewels not recognized because of big bro.

SF SYD Boston overlooked. Bitchy yet has lot to offer.

“NO ANZUS”

Since: Nov 10

Southern California

#2 Jun 10, 2012
Melbourne. Rains all time yet claim drought. No grass. Don't water because Nazi neighbor turns you in. Coffee snobs. Kicked Starbucks out. Celebrated when dreaded yanks left.VE celebration. If your American in Melbourne forget it. Hell on earth. You will be blamed for every earthly evil.

“NO ANZUS”

Since: Nov 10

Southern California

#3 Jun 10, 2012
Melbourne. Go to Footy game. Have meat pie. Absorb atmosphere. Nothing like it US. In Nov go to Melbourne Cup. Kentucky derby on steroids. Go to Phillip's Island. Watch penguins. Just say your Canadian. Say aye after every sentence. If locals think your SEPPO GET OUT ASAP.

“NO ANZUS”

Since: Nov 10

Southern California

#4 Jun 10, 2012
Here's travel tip. When you land in Melbourne just go on all fours. WE ARE NOT WORTHY. Assange. We love him. America is evil. Now mates can we get a cab.

“NO ANZUS”

Since: Nov 10

Southern California

#5 Jun 10, 2012
Haven't been there in years. Could I have normal coffee or expresso? Should I wear sunglasses? Are Americans persecuted. Can I pronounce the R. Watah or water. Will I be lynched.

“NO ANZUS”

Since: Nov 10

Southern California

#6 Jun 10, 2012
If suspected seppo. Nein. Verstehen sie nicht. Aus Berlin. Keine Amerikaner. Schweiner sheisse. Pig shit. Verstehen sie

“NO ANZUS”

Since: Nov 10

Southern California

#7 Jun 10, 2012
Tullamarine. Get off plane. Tell cab mcg. I want to see footy. Richmond. 4 n 20 pie. Yellow n black. My dying wish. Then flyout and see China Australia destroyed. My dying wish.
Elias

Australia

#8 Jun 10, 2012
Mr Humbert wrote:
Coffee snobs. Kicked Starbucks out. Celebrated when dreaded yanks left
I was quite sad, enjoyed the odd Starbucks coffee. BTW Humbert Melbourne's Cafe culture is hyped up by Victorian tourism.
Love Muffin

Millstadt, IL

#9 Jun 17, 2012
My dream is to always to go to all the island an maybe live in Australia.I see all this negative on your site. So what if i am a American. People r people. I would like to talk to some one who lives here. to know the real truth. I just can,t see this.. My post is Love Muffin... good day mate...

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