Jimmasin

Phoenix, AZ

#1400 Mar 22, 2011
I love the rush. The waiting and then when they get tO see me stroking fully hard. Wow. I love to film it and post some of my videos on xtube dot com. Please watch and comment on my videos.
zap

UK

#1401 Mar 23, 2011
I'm thinking that hotel room maids must be very used to 'catching' guys naked - it's an obvious opportunity for a man to flash his junk in a seeming accident. I think they probably get bored with it.
Busted1

Grass Valley, CA

#1402 Mar 23, 2011
Has anyone here ever been busted by management of the hotel or by the law? I am claustrophobic and I usually sleep nude on my bed with the drapes open slightly...no more than a few inches. One time a maid saw me lying on my bed naked through the window and reported it to the front desk (I heard her call on a portable radio) and I was asked to leave the hotel immediately. Another time someone called the police, but management had not even called my room to ask me to close my drapes. I was never charged with anything, and I asked the officer why the hotel didn't ring my room to ask me to close the drapes. He told me that although they had no obligation to do that, it would have been the courteous thing to do. Most times, I have never had a problem and only heard giggles or got smiles (and a lot of second looks) from anyone who saw me.
Jimmasin

Chandler, AZ

#1403 Mar 23, 2011
I have been full on stroking with curtains open and been seen by maids and other guest. Most of the time people watch and laugh. I have had a few people knock on the door and walk away. One time a maid in Chicago hotel was pissed she caught me stroking. She slammed door and mgt was at my room with hotel security. I got myself dressed, answered the door and explained I was watching a movie with headphones on. The manager said what you do in your room is your business, just make sure next time to put privacy chain up. Just as we were saying our goodbyes the maid was talking loudly, he did that on purpose. He knew.
Elle

Phoenix, AZ

#1404 Mar 23, 2011
so today i just came in from swimming i was in the bathroom getting undressed and i heard the knocking and the cleaning men come in and i knew it was them no one else so i stood in the bathroom for a minute or two while they were cleaning then i walked out nude and said hello? and the mexican men said oh im so sorry and i just stood there naked and said can you come back later. it felt great.
Elle

Phoenix, AZ

#1405 Mar 23, 2011
so today i just came in from swimming i was in the bathroom getting undressed and i heard the knocking and the cleaning men come in and i knew it was them no one else so i stood in the bathroom for a minute or two while they were cleaning then i walked out nude and said hello? and the mexican men said oh im so sorry and i just stood there naked and said can you come back later. it felt great.

before i went out in my villa and laid in the driveway and took off my top and just had my thong on it felt so good to tan naked in the hot sun.
Hack

Havertown, PA

#1406 Mar 24, 2011
Busted1 wrote:
Has anyone here ever been busted by management of the hotel or by the law? I am claustrophobic and I usually sleep nude on my bed with the drapes open slightly...no more than a few inches. One time a maid saw me lying on my bed naked through the window and reported it to the front desk (I heard her call on a portable radio) and I was asked to leave the hotel immediately. Another time someone called the police, but management had not even called my room to ask me to close my drapes. I was never charged with anything, and I asked the officer why the hotel didn't ring my room to ask me to close the drapes. He told me that although they had no obligation to do that, it would have been the courteous thing to do. Most times, I have never had a problem and only heard giggles or got smiles (and a lot of second looks) from anyone who saw me.
CA is scary unless you are on one of the many "clothes optional" beaches. Cops seem to be on a mission to arrest the entire state. I was staying in a crappy old style motel. One-story with large glass windows. I was trying to turn the night stand light on and it fell apart. Well, a little later an Indian maid (with the full garb, not the feathers) looked throuh my open curtains and saw me nude. The bitch ran to tell the manager. By the time he arrived, I was dressed. He was confrontational and asked why my crutains were open. Being a quick thinker, at least when my future is flashing before my eyes, I showed him the broken lamp and started bitching about the accomodations. told him that I just needed a little light in the dingy room. This really turned the tables on him and he apologised and left. Packed up and hauled a$$. Heard maid say "they usually just call the police and they pick them up" Close call!!
Jimmasin

Phoenix, AZ

#1407 Mar 24, 2011
I love the rush of being seen stroking
whatdidyasay

Boulder Creek, CA

#1408 Mar 27, 2011
I tried this today. I was in the bathroom at a hotel. I heard the traditional knock at the door. Knock once, knock twice, knock three times then she entered. I came out completely nude. She looked at me, I looked at her. She said sorry then said something in spanish and left.
All and all, I would call the experience underwhelming. Just meaningless. Totally not what everyone else i this blog has described.
Rodger

Mauldin, SC

#1409 Mar 27, 2011
A female friend who has worked many years in the hotel industry tells me that she have walked in on many couples having sex. She is not a maid, but one of her duties was to check rooms at checkout time to see that they are empty. She is usually reliable in her stories, but I have never heard this before, and none of the stories I've read on this forum talk about maids coming accross people having sex, except for men jerking.
quest

Chicago, IL

#1410 Mar 29, 2011
Busted1 wrote:
Has anyone here ever been busted by management of the hotel or by the law? I am claustrophobic and I usually sleep nude on my bed with the drapes open slightly...no more than a few inches. One time a maid saw me lying on my bed naked through the window and reported it to the front desk (I heard her call on a portable radio) and I was asked to leave the hotel immediately. Another time someone called the police, but management had not even called my room to ask me to close my drapes. I was never charged with anything, and I asked the officer why the hotel didn't ring my room to ask me to close the drapes. He told me that although they had no obligation to do that, it would have been the courteous thing to do. Most times, I have never had a problem and only heard giggles or got smiles (and a lot of second looks) from anyone who saw me.
No offense, but it sounds like a bunch of BS. I've never heard of anyone getting outright called off the premises just because of that without warning. Much less, getting the cops called. Either you were doing someone more than you are telling us, or the whole thing is BS. You can't be asked to leave the hotel just because you sleep naked.
quest

Chicago, IL

#1411 Mar 29, 2011
Jimmasin wrote:
I have been full on stroking with curtains open and been seen by maids and other guest. Most of the time people watch and laugh. I have had a few people knock on the door and walk away. One time a maid in Chicago hotel was pissed she caught me stroking. She slammed door and mgt was at my room with hotel security. I got myself dressed, answered the door and explained I was watching a movie with headphones on. The manager said what you do in your room is your business, just make sure next time to put privacy chain up. Just as we were saying our goodbyes the maid was talking loudly, he did that on purpose. He knew.
Gah...I hate those ones. I can see how it would get annoying after the umpteenth time walking in on someone...but take a chill pill! It's all in good fun.
quest

Chicago, IL

#1412 Mar 29, 2011
Hack wrote:
<quoted text>
CA is scary unless you are on one of the many "clothes optional" beaches. Cops seem to be on a mission to arrest the entire state. I was staying in a crappy old style motel. One-story with large glass windows. I was trying to turn the night stand light on and it fell apart. Well, a little later an Indian maid (with the full garb, not the feathers) looked throuh my open curtains and saw me nude. The bitch ran to tell the manager. By the time he arrived, I was dressed. He was confrontational and asked why my crutains were open. Being a quick thinker, at least when my future is flashing before my eyes, I showed him the broken lamp and started bitching about the accomodations. told him that I just needed a little light in the dingy room. This really turned the tables on him and he apologised and left. Packed up and hauled a$$. Heard maid say "they usually just call the police and they pick them up" Close call!!
As long as you are aggressive you will always win. If someone confronts you just get back in their face, it seriously works. Call their bluff or get confrontational to them. I had once in Germany some neighbor to the hotel (a bodybuilder type) call the hotel and tell them that if I don't stop wanking in front of the window where his girlfriend can see me, he will cause a lot of trouble for me. HAH. Yea right. That very night I resumed, and when he saw me I gave him the finger and kept stroking. WTF was he gonna go? Another time I got called by management but I'm a platinum member so I give them so much business. I just told them how much business I give them, and if they are going to let one bitch housekeeper make me stay somewhere else from then on. Nothing happened, lol.
quest

Chicago, IL

#1413 Mar 29, 2011
whatdidyasay wrote:
I tried this today. I was in the bathroom at a hotel. I heard the traditional knock at the door. Knock once, knock twice, knock three times then she entered. I came out completely nude. She looked at me, I looked at her. She said sorry then said something in spanish and left.
All and all, I would call the experience underwhelming. Just meaningless. Totally not what everyone else i this blog has described.
lol, what did you expect to happen? Her to get excited and give you a BJ? Most of us do this 100s of times and maybe get a good reaction like once or twice. It takes dedication, not just one "oops" moment.
quest

Chicago, IL

#1414 Mar 29, 2011
Rodger wrote:
A female friend who has worked many years in the hotel industry tells me that she have walked in on many couples having sex. She is not a maid, but one of her duties was to check rooms at checkout time to see that they are empty. She is usually reliable in her stories, but I have never heard this before, and none of the stories I've read on this forum talk about maids coming accross people having sex, except for men jerking.
Most people don't have sex in the mid afternoon when the maids come in, but it's possible. Nobody here has a story because most of us travel alone.
Chunks

Encinitas, CA

#1415 Mar 30, 2011
I had my first hotel maid flash and also my first (and only) masturbation in front of a maid all in one go.

I was in Amsterdam on business and just sort of lazing around nude in my hotel room late in the morning on my "recovery day" after flying in from the United States. I had no plans to flash anybody. I decided to put on a porn video, jerk off, take a shower, and go see the sights. I'm watching and slowly wanking when there's a knock at the door. Keeping myself behind the door and fully covered I opened it a crack and of course it was the maid. She asked me if I wanted service and I said "No thanks." She asked if I just wanted clean towels and I told her "No" again. Then she said "Are you..." and kind of waived her hand up and down across her body and so I said, "Yes, I'm naked." To my surprise she said, "No problem, it happens often, if you let me in I can still clean."

By this time I was down to half-staff so I figured, what the hell, and opened the door. She came in, looked me over, smiled, and actually struck up a conversation as she started to putter around - where was I from, what was I in town for, why wasn't I outside on such a lovely day. I told her I was recovering from an overnight flight and watching some porn. She looked at the TV and said, "Ahh... well then, just keep doing what you were doing," as she walked into the bathroom.

I said "Okay." I didn't and still don't know for sure what she meant but I decided to take her literally and laid back down on the bed and started playing with myself again. By the time she came back out of the bathroom I'd applied some Astroglide and was jacking pretty fast and my hand was making a lot of noise. She actually just stood and watched me while I laid there and watched her and jerked off for several minutes until I finally groaned and came hard all over myself. I kind of hoped she would offer to clean me, too, but she just smiled and said, "Now you feel better. Enjoy the city!" And left.

After exploring the city, learning some of the culture, and watching regular broadcast TV, I realized that nudity was no problem for anybody in Amsterdam and for the most part neither was exhibitionistic sex. I wouldn't have the balls to try any of what I did at home.

I did get in one more flash, on purpose this time, before I left the hotel. I was working out alone in their little gym when two young American girls came in and started riding stationary bikes and talking. I finished my workout about 10 minutes later and decided to have a little fun. The gym had a sauna room and a shower enclosed by four frosted glass walls. I turned on the sauna, walked over to the shower, and stripped out of my clothes. As I dropped my shorts with my back to the girls they stopped talking. I stepped in and closed the door and just before I turned on the water one of them said, "What the f**k?" and the other one said, "This is Europe," and I realized they didn't know I was American.

I showered and stepped out and they were both staring at me in all my glory. I just smiled at them and went into the sauna for a while. I alternated shower/sauna/shower/sauna/show er for about half an hour and they both watched me the whole time. Finally I dried off, dressed, and left.

I guess I'm just another sick puppy here, because I loved it.
Fry

South Bend, IN

#1416 Apr 4, 2011
Ok, I think I was finally able to flash the maid. I was staying in a room that had a closet with mirrored bi-fold doors. When you open the door to the room, it opens towards the closet. If you open and position the closet door just right, anyonelooking in the door can see you behind the door.
So I waited in the nude until the maid knocked. I opened the door enough to peek around and talk to her, and enough that she shoudl have been able to see all of me just by looking in at the closet.
I started to talk to her and she paused and stepped back. No other reaction .... not sure if she saw or not. But it was exciting.
I will be staying at this hotel the next 4 weeks, so will have many more opportunities to flash again. If I get a better reaction, I will post it here.

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#1417 Apr 4, 2011
4 weeks??? Wow, that could present a lot of chances. What city are you staying in?

One trick I like is catching them in the hall and asking for replacement towels. Tell them you have to hurry and get cleaned up to get to work and you need towels. Tell them you will leave the old towels on the floor at the batrhroom door and would they please bring clean ones. They will know you are going to jump in the shower and that you will be expecting them with clean towels. If you are lucky you will get a maid who is forward enough to enter the bathroom while you are taking the shower. If you have a camera on your laptop, maybe you can get some video and audio of her coming in the room..... Good luck....
David

South Africa

#1418 Apr 5, 2011
Wow. I'm rock hard already just thinking about this. I went home early one day to grab a shower and go to a meeting and I knew this was the ideal opportunity to flash our new maid who is not even 19 yet. The battery on my remore was flat so I unlocked the door and walked in and heard some loud music from the lounge. I went to tell Lindi (our maid) that I was home for a short while and went to the lounge. To my shock and then delight, I saw her lying on the sofa with her hands under her skirt, fingering herself and she looked pretty close to coming. Then she saw me and that was like really, really awkward for both of us.

Anyway, I mumbled that I had a meeting to go to and went to the bedroom where I was quick to undo my pants as my co-ck was strainging against my pants. I was anked except for my socks and as I bent down to take them off, Lindi walked in, starting to apologise but squealed in surprise to see me naked and turned around.

I said it was okay but she walked out of the room to the passage and I followed her. Don't you have a boyfriend, " I asked.

She hesitated and said yes. Then why, I asked.

Then she burst out that he came too quickly and never waits for her.

My co-ock was so hard now I could feel the throbbing.

She turned around and she looked at my large, throbbing co-ock and stopped talking and just swallowed and stared at my co-ck and then at me. She looked more scared than turned on.

to be continued when I have more time.
David

South Africa

#1420 Apr 6, 2011
I tried to talk casually but my cock remained hard. I told her that her boyfriend was still young and all young men come quite quickly.

She said she loves him and wants sex but he finishes long before she even gets started. All the time her eyes went from my face to my di ck. don't you want to shower first, she asked and she turned away.

shower first and then what do you want me to do, I asked.

she looked genuinely afraid when she looked at me.

I looked her in the eye buy she kept glancing at my
di ck.

I'll tell you what, i said. You finish what you were doing and I'll take a shower. Madam asked me to put soap on the rack. Let me do that first and then you can shower.

There's a display unit in the passage and she stood in front of me, silently asking me to step out of the way but I asked her to go through. There was no way she could pass without rubbing against me and she knew it. She couldn't decide whether to face me or turn her back to me. eventually she turned her back to me and pushed past as my co ck rubbed against her skirt covering her butt.

Without thinking, I grabbed around the waist but I moved so fast my right hand was on her crotch and she stiffened as I felt her warm and slightly damp.

she pushed past me and went to the cupboard for the soap. I can't do that she said without looking at me.

I love my wife, I said and I don't want an affair but I can show you what real sex feels like.

I can't sir I can't do that

As she went past with the soap I held her higher and my hands touched her tiny breasts. she stiffened and this time she didn't push away. I kissed her on the side of the neck from the back and she let out a gasp

She turned round and said said. we can't do this. I pulled her closely and kissed her on her cheek and then moved slowly to her mouth and then her upper lip was between my lips and then she kissed back, holding my bottom lip between hers and then i gently pushed my tongue in.

She ground herself against me and the cabinet and my cock was now pushing against her crotch. Only her skirt and panty was between.

I put my hand under skirt and into the back of her panty. She groaned and groaned louder when i moved my hand to the front of her panty. She was really, really wet and it squished when I lid my finger in and in the same movement pushed her panty down.

Then she just pulled away and ran outside.

WTF there I was a with a rock hard-on, naked and all by myself.

to be continued.

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