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California Gurl

Raleigh, NC

#1169 Dec 23, 2010
I was doing a naked photoshoot in a hotel and some random guy jumped on me and started licking my boobs. It was pretty gross.
ILoveLA

Raleigh, NC

#1171 Dec 23, 2010
Srry I meant so fake not spool fake.
Dante

United States

#1172 Dec 27, 2010
my wife and I take weekend trips to cities near us (Phila). Lately our sex ends up in the window. I tell her to pleasure herself right in the window overlooking the city we are in. It is a great turn on. Someimes she does me, sometimes it is a dildo, whatever.
My question is, what happens if someone call the police, can we go to jail

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#1173 Dec 27, 2010
Dante wrote:
my wife and I take weekend trips to cities near us (Phila). Lately our sex ends up in the window. I tell her to pleasure herself right in the window overlooking the city we are in. It is a great turn on. Someimes she does me, sometimes it is a dildo, whatever.
My question is, what happens if someone call the police, can we go to jail
I'm no lawyer, and I never played one on TV either. Also, I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express. But, I suspect you could be arrested for it. I assume it is a misdemenor (sp?) type of crime. I also assume the chances of being arrested go down as the floor number goes up. If you are on the first floor there is a good chance someone may call a cop. After all, if you two are pressed up against the window, what would be your defence?
jimmasin

Canada

#1174 Dec 27, 2010
I think and cop responding to a naked lady or couple fuucking would say , shut the curtains. The only defense you could have is to say I thought the windows were mirrored and it was exciting to do that looking at such a beautiful view. I agree the higher up you go the less likely you are to get a complaint. I have masterbated in many hotel windows day and night. The worst reaction I've had was the person called their wife to look n closed the curtains. I've had a group of people watch and film it in vegas. And I have had several others strip down and masterbate with me from their window.
lomax

Indianapolis, IN

#1175 Dec 28, 2010
kalirick wrote:
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First, it's "they're" (or "they are") not "there" and "mindframe" is two works (i.e. mind frame). You're the one wanting to ban people's opinions about the content from this post. And whom is the backwards one?
Its words ass, not works, you make mistakes like anyone else. Authors make mistakes, thats why they have editors and even then I've seen in books words spelled wrong. Sometimes I make mistakes but know the correct spelling of the word, quit trying to be perfect Kalirick, your not and nobody is, besides in todays dumbed down society who cares-ever check out YouTube and its comments? I can't even make out what half are even saying. Its todays language. Get used to it and let the perfection go, it means nothing nowadays.
Hack

Havertown, PA

#1176 Dec 28, 2010
lomax wrote:
<quoted text>Its words ass, not works, you make mistakes like anyone else. Authors make mistakes, thats why they have editors and even then I've seen in books words spelled wrong. Sometimes I make mistakes but know the correct spelling of the word, quit trying to be perfect Kalirick, your not and nobody is, besides in todays dumbed down society who cares-ever check out YouTube and its comments? I can't even make out what half are even saying. Its todays language. Get used to it and let the perfection go, it means nothing nowadays.
I make a lot of typos when I am adrenalized (sp?) Remembering that karate lady from Puerto Rico got my heart racing. I was pretending that when she kicked, she was kicking me. She liked it and years later my hands still shake when remembering so excuse my typing. Where do they get our addresses here? A man who is supposed to be from WI says he lives close to Philadelphia.??? Is there a Phila in WI? I used to be Jack from Havertown but one day I was so P.O.ed at Kaldrick that I misspelled my own name.:)Now I am Hack from Collegeville. Nice place but it is in the shadow of Limerick Nuclear Power Plant. East of the plant and prevaling winds are West.

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#1178 Dec 28, 2010
I've stayed at a few hotels lately, but have yet to have anything of note happen. It seems on check-out day they wait until you have checked out to do your room. On other days, they either seem to come later than I can wait, or they pop in and then quickly out when they see I am laying in bed. Some say a quick "excuse me" and others turn without a word. I have waited, but have not yet had one come back. I pretend to be asleep, but none seem to notice more than that I am still in bed. Oh well.... I'll keep on trying. Maybe I am just staying at the wrong places...
txshofur

Arlington, TX

#1179 Dec 28, 2010
Was in Brookville Oh. Christmas morning and had my curtains open being on the back side of a motel and no cars in the lot at all. Went and showered, came out and the window was fogged over.So I opened the door about 6-8inches to let the cold air come in to clear off the window. I sat on the bed and started to clip my toe nails (while they were still soft) and wasn't paying attention to anything but nails and watching televison, glanced over at the window that was now crystal clear and when I turned back to the tv there was a girl probably early 20s standing out side the door peeking in. I acted as if I didn't notice her and she looked for about 10-15 seconds while I continued to clip the remaning nails. I tell you my heart was beating hard. When I got dressed and went to check out she was in the office sitting at a table with the desk clerk. So I just said Merry Christmas ,hope you all got what you wanted.Checked out and left. I think she must have been housekeeping and was just checking the rooms to see if they where still occupied.
Jimmasin

Scottsdale, AZ

#1180 Dec 29, 2010
I love being caught stroking by hotel maids. I have been caught nearly 100 time in the past 4years..I usually wear headphones and watch porn on my computer and have started to film the maids reaction. Please check out my videos on xtube dot com and search maid or my name jimmasin. I have had a few maids stay and watch me come.

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#1182 Dec 29, 2010
Jimmasin wrote:
I love being caught stroking by hotel maids. I have been caught nearly 100 time in the past 4years..I usually wear headphones and watch porn on my computer and have started to film the maids reaction. Please check out my videos on xtube dot com and search maid or my name jimmasin. I have had a few maids stay and watch me come.
And here you go again Jimmasin. I understand that you think some people may not know about xtube, but do you really think they have forgotten about it since your nearly identicle posts about it in the days before each new post?

As for the videos being recent, I looked at the dates on the posts on xtube and they are all from over a year ago.

OK. I've said my piece. Go ahead and continue to post your repeated requests for people to check out the videos on xtube. If you happen to post a new one, let us know. I will try to refrain from any further statements about my thoughts of the validity of the connection between you and the xtube posts.
Wildguy

Guelph, Canada

#1183 Dec 29, 2010
The getting caught in hotel videos look so hot! I try to get caught every time I travel. I prefer if I can stay a few days and have them clean the room early. A few have stayed, most apologize and leave
Michael

Wisconsin Rapids, WI

#1184 Dec 29, 2010
Im just surprised more maids, or women arent sharing their experiences, so guys really know what they can get away with.....its all hot.
Jimmasin

Scottsdale, AZ

#1185 Dec 30, 2010
Bruce48 wrote:
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And here you go again Jimmasin. I understand that you think some people may not know about xtube, but do you really think they have forgotten about it since your nearly identicle posts about it in the days before each new post?
As for the videos being recent, I looked at the dates on the posts on xtube and they are all from over a year ago.
OK. I've said my piece. Go ahead and continue to post your repeated requests for people to check out the videos on xtube. If you happen to post a new one, let us know. I will try to refrain from any further statements about my thoughts of the validity of the connection between you and the xtube posts.
Bruce....dude....not sure where you are seeing my over a year old videos, but if you go to my profile on xtube or click any video of mine and then click more videos from this user, you will see all of them. I posted a new video just a few weeks ago and I do so on a regular basis..
Tryin again

Montgomery, AL

#1186 Dec 30, 2010
I'm thinking of posting a note asking to plaese clean my room while I sleep. Medication makes me a very deep sleeper. I will leave a good tip attached to the note. Then of course I pretend to sleep. All the while the sheets have gone askew in the night leaving me exposed. Might even throw in a subtle invite like "extra $$ for a good job while I sleep." I'll see if they can fill in the natural fit to expand the word "job".
Any thoughts
ILoveLA

Raleigh, NC

#1187 Dec 30, 2010
Michael wrote:
Im just surprised more maids, or women arent sharing their experiences, so guys really know what they can get away with.....its all hot.
I used to be a hotel maid. I saw a guy sleeping naked on the bed and I just left him there. I thought it was so awkward. I had to be super quiet. My advice is act like you don't notice the maid and it will be alot less awkward.
tryin again

Montgomery, AL

#1188 Dec 30, 2010
ILoveLA wrote:
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I used to be a hotel maid. I saw a guy sleeping naked on the bed and I just left him there. I thought it was so awkward. I had to be super quiet. My advice is act like you don't notice the maid and it will be alot less awkward.
So will my plan work with the note and me acting asleep the whole time? I'm not one for stroking my junk in front of them.

one time, I saw the in room bar check girl going in a room down the hall as I was coming off the elevator late one afternoon. She was young and good looking. I quickly slid into my room, stripped and put on shaving cream like I was getting ready for the evening. Of course I worked my stuff to a good semi-state. Engourged but not too hard. She never even knocked, came in and went straight to the mini-bar. I stepped out like "hey..who are you". I was completely naked between her and the front door. She looked for a long time then apologized. I said no problem and backed up to let her by...she kept looking at my stuff and then in the eye. She left but not in too big of a hurry. It was awesome.
tryin again

Montgomery, AL

#1189 Dec 30, 2010
On another occassion I was at a motel. That morning I slept in late but left the curtains open just enough that you could see in but not too much. Maybe 3-4 inches. I was by myself on the backside 2nd floor. I waited until I could hear the maid then climbed into bed and assumed a lying on my back position with a second pillow covering my head like I was trying to block out sound or light. The great thing about this is that it lets you see what is happening through the small crack between the pillows but they cannot see you eye's open because they cannot see into the dark area. anyway, a young latino maid came by and saw into my room like I planned. Next thing I know there are 3 of them out there taking turns looking in. I was lying there perfectly "asleep". They were there about 5 plus minutes. They eventually left. After a while I got a "wake up/check out" reminder from the front desk. When I checked out..back when you had to drop off the key....a young black/latino women smiled at me and said "you're the guy who sleeps in the nude". I said "what". She said "all the maids were talking about seeing me sleeping in the nude this morning". I was instantly rock hard and genuinely embarrassed at the same time. She smiled, I said I didn't know what to say. She told me not to worry everyone enjoyed the show. It has been tough recreating a great moment like that.
FYI for some of the maids...I'm not a saggy fat guy...not Brad Pitt either. I'm fairly slim, with somewhat of an athletic muscular build..no 6-pack... with decent 8 inches and good solid girth. No porn star but above average.

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#1191 Dec 30, 2010
OK. May have an answer for you Jimmasin and a question about the software on Xtube. I clicked on your handle on one of the video links and it did show recent clips. Caught strokin by the maid (1:40) shows as being submitted 2 weeks ago. If you go to xtube and enter Jimmasin as the search name, you may see my confusion.

Let us know the name of the video with the best long term maid reaction and I will search for that one. Looking for something more than hands to her face and walking out of the room. Want to see a little more delay before she turns to leave....

Sorry for the confusion. Just a search issue in xtube. Far be it from me to throw water on a master (bator) in his perfection... hehehe
jimmasin

United States

#1192 Dec 30, 2010
ILoveLA wrote:
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I used to be a hotel maid. I saw a guy sleeping naked on the bed and I just left him there. I thought it was so awkward. I had to be super quiet. My advice is act like you don't notice the maid and it will be alot less awkward.
It is nice to hear a real maids point of view. Do you have any other stories? Do you have any tips or pointers to give us guys who enjoy being see naked or strokin

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